When you actually listen to Jimmy in podcasts, he is absolutely self aware and down to earth. He knows these jokes are just oneliners.

Yeah he really went off on the transphobic EVERYONE IS CANCELLING ME aging comedian pipeline.

Fucking nailed it, man. Chapeau.

literally Alan Wake

Let's all take a moment and pay respects to all the needlessly destroyed market stalls, all the fruit that will never be tasted. *F*

По фактам, мы такие

Jimmy Carr is actually incredibly wise and insightful, which shocked me. It’s not like I don’t think comedians can be intelligent, but seeing it is something else entirely.

Carr is a great guy in my view

It’s almost like he’s a comedian on stage and a real person off. What a crazy idea ik

Ok but shadows only exist when light is present 😭 the real solution would be to make the room as dark as possible 😂

Я действительно не думаю, что это должно быть смешным

I went to public school but i give off private school vibes apparently

Yeah i just cant stand him

As a Russian 13 year old Yeah, we are weird.

His mates won't believe him when he tells them how he made a comedian's joke better and everyone loved it!

I gotta agree. Fruits are a snack or dessert. Food is the good stuff you’d fill up on. Also you gotta have food at a party. Party time is the time to invite your friends over and get them all good and fed! And also socialize. And you also bring something as a guest! Make it a big thing!

Better Carr jokes than Carr

i mean, the predator IS asexual right?

THE FACES AND MANNERISMS ARE ON POINT STOP😭

Humore

lmao

Any time I hear the name jimmy carr all I can think is “who the-oh wait that REALLY weirdly shiny guy? Like the guy who looks like his skin and hair were glazed in the most reflective oil ever made? Why is he so shiny?” Like genuinely, putting aside how I feel about him as a person, the first time I saw what he looks like, I was just genuinely worried he had some kind of medical condition. Like “why is he so shiny? That doesn’t seem healthy? Does he need to see a doctor? Has he already? I am confused and alarmed by this shininess of this man.” Like I do not like carr at all, but I still feel that wave of shock, horror, and concern every time. That level of shiny just seems like he either has a health condition or bathes in a vat of oil 15 times an hour, which also seems unhealthy and concerning.

The laugh is a bit more in real life but you got it spot on XD

Whys he doing the Nick Clegg hand shake I'm terrified

I'm happy to notice there are little to no deniers of the frankly unethical detention of the Uighur people in the comments.

“The crime” 😅

Let me remind you that 11-grade students (basically middle-schoolers at last year of education before graduating and being able to apply for the universities and stuff) are obliged to read the "Тихий Дон" (Pacific Don or Quiet Don, I assume. Don is a russian river btw. But there is a russuan lexical techique that can describe not the thing itself, but something connected to it. For example: "There was some soup. I ate three bowls." We don't eat the bowls, but whatever is in it.) from Sholohov, where there is LITERALLY well-described gore and intestines out of bodies and all of that while the person is actually alive and everything from emotions to feelings is vividly described. My classmate even asked: "Is it okay for us to read this?"

Whats a malala?

State??? Are we American now? They are called comprehensive schools.

Idk, I (American) had one layover flight in London, and I had a flight attendant over me “a choccy bar for dairy dodging choccy chompers”. I’ve never wanted to say shut to a stranger more in my life.

This is also Ted Lasso

That laugh was so fucking accurate 😭

Props to the editor going cyclonic flashflight-fu 💀

Yeah, key to Carr is you can laugh at really fucked up things, but you 'd have to be prick to believe them.

As a dnd player, torches don’t help, you can just see them easier now.

best car impression

Duality of a man.

The laugh🎉🎉🎉😂

the cool white teacher plotline in films is the most unrealistic shit i've ever seen

That regrets bit killed me

Omg I bet Mr Carr finds this hilarious haha so fucking true i personally was very surprised

Your impression of him is less obnoxious than he actually is.

this is a fucking masterpiece

Love this. No one has called him out on this and it's so true. Well played. Like Jim Davidson once said "if you can fake sincerity, you've made it."

Man, your stand up is so impressive for such a young guy.

Heh, yeah that's pretty damn accurate. Got the laugh down and everything.

Now do the Gervais, another prick

The fact that i got a Jimmy Carr short before this one LMFAOO

I hate this... good job! 😂

Fuck, so true. Love this