"Cats look at you coldly as if they are testing new eyes" and they way he imitate it is so f* funny and accurate
@nataliegraves397725 күн бұрын
Just the best..!!!! 😂🤣😂🥳🥳👊👊👊🙏🙏🙏
@John-dv7deАй бұрын
Was watching one of his specials one night,was laughing so hard that I suddenly burst out crying. Never happened before or since. Brilliant.
@user-pl6lp5ch3t3 ай бұрын
I love this skit😂😂
@davidleal8666 ай бұрын
Charlotte and the laser
@eli85897 ай бұрын
Try to make the window from the lamp... 😂😂😂
@eli85897 ай бұрын
They look like they know something, about your motha. 😂😂😂
@giuseppevilardo93729 ай бұрын
Genius..miss him!
@lillyforster393310 ай бұрын
You have a gorgeous tone to your voice, its very haunting. Great guitar playing too. Who is the song originally by?
@seagecko10 ай бұрын
Thank you! Wow. The song is Tom Waits'. I always feel that sadness always improves songs.
@mattbopp397710 ай бұрын
Keep practicing that guitar! Bravo!
@seagecko10 ай бұрын
Cheers :) Thanks for the support
@WaveOfTheRager Жыл бұрын
1 thing seeing this is Carnegie Hall, was how happy bill Burr was for playing this venue
@radaloui9312 Жыл бұрын
"Tried to make the window from the lamp" is such an iconic line for me
@tntkitty3595 Жыл бұрын
My favorites are George Carlin and Robin Williams. They are just naturals.
@ellevictory1339 Жыл бұрын
Thus is Jesus talking about u kids before u become mini us gods if i marry ur dad we need to manifest a better male Jesus 😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@glenfenderman Жыл бұрын
George Carlin's description of cats make me love cats even more!
@ducklaser Жыл бұрын
Fuckin' meow.
@pena.3302 Жыл бұрын
Hey anyone like George Washington Carlin.?!
@jmaj4521 Жыл бұрын
what a master
@icejackalgodofmetal14 Жыл бұрын
What year is this bit from?, he looks really young in this video
@Red-fs1jw Жыл бұрын
Actually I have seen cats walk into the door lol
@billdornan4379 Жыл бұрын
🙏🏻❤️👍🇨🇦
@Basinrails Жыл бұрын
THE *DOG* FARTED!
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
One my favorite stand ups specials ever I love the breakfast fight joke here lol I distinctly hears snack crackle fk him lol
@calebwatson5144 Жыл бұрын
This guy should be in a hall of fame for comedians. This has to be the funniest comedian thats ever been around.
@thoughtsurferzone5012 Жыл бұрын
Carlin set us straight on everything.
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438 Жыл бұрын
Dogs are so muttarded and they are the entertainment of low brow people.
@kohlenmunksachsenwald16182 жыл бұрын
I´m sure he had a dog! 😅
@sheilakirby56162 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR I TRULY BELIEVE THAT ONE OF MY DOGS CAN SPELL !!! HIS NAME IS REMINGTON PISTOL PARK !!! BUT I REFER TO HIM AS MY PROBLEM CHILD !!! I CAN'T GET ANYTHING BY HIM !!! WHILE HAVING THE ABILITY TO SPELL *** IS ALSO CAPABLE OF RALLYING THE REST OF THE PACK TO ENFORCE HIS POSITION !!! BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I DON'T THINK HE'S AS SMART AS HE THINKS HE IS *** BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO BATH TIME INSTEAD OF HIDING UNDER THE COUCH HE GOES AND HIDES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BED !!! AND BECOMES EASY PICKENS !!! WHILE HE MAYBE A GENUINE ( PITA ) * SHORT FOR *** PAIN IN THE AZZ !!! HE'S MY PITA !!!
@Bordie3D2 жыл бұрын
I love this bit. One of my favorites. A long with his time bit.
@bobdavis48482 жыл бұрын
Cats do that kneading paws thing on your chest or legs because they are remembering when as a kitten they kneaded their mother. Did George not know that, or he thought it was more funny to act like he didn't know why and wanted the cat off him?
@jordangoldman14652 жыл бұрын
i think he might have been making a joke, you know, like a comedian
@bobdavis48482 жыл бұрын
@@jordangoldman1465 Of course he was consistently using material and vocal style as a good comedian would. I mean many bits have real life personal experience origins. I was not knocking or denying that. What I wrote was meaning the same as if I'd just asked if George knew the real kneading paws reason. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
@djdelugach24022 жыл бұрын
George Carlin and Richard Pryor....The 2 most insightful and legendary comics I will ever have had the pleasure to have followed throughout their careers...RIP to both of them. The tears of laughter I have spilled watching these two giants could fill a swimming pool...If there was a Mt Rushmore for comedians, you know George and Richard would be front and center...
@mouchiecat12 жыл бұрын
There’s an episode of Johnny Carson tonight show when they were both guests on the same show. It’s really amazing.
@TheReal19539 ай бұрын
Carlin's humor was more intellectual, while Pryor's was based on life experiences/observational, not the least of which was growing up in a whorehouse. Both could bring an audience to their feet.
@johnschaefer22386 ай бұрын
DJ right you are laughed so many times with Al Sleet The Hippie Dippy Weatherman and Mudbone.
@SnapCracklePapa2 жыл бұрын
Stopped being funny in 1973
@cjsopinion2 жыл бұрын
just like your parents.
@djdelugach24022 жыл бұрын
that says a lot about you, wet blanket...lol
@crimsondeath842 жыл бұрын
I have a little dog who rubs on me like a cat does and sometimes he does the figure eight. He usually does this when he see his leash and he knows I’m about to bring him outside. It’s so adorable.
@korsunhoox2 жыл бұрын
Carlin never liked dogs, which is probably 1 thing I don’t like about the former
@kohlenmunksachsenwald16182 жыл бұрын
But I´m shure, he had a dog! 😅
@MyIrules2 жыл бұрын
"Where the fuck's the food?" So true of my dog.
@davet15172 жыл бұрын
miss my doggie died not too long ago had him 15 yrs like a son
@abc456f Жыл бұрын
I just had to put mine down yesterday, 15 years too. I loved him and miss him more than any living thing in my life.
@austinteutsch2 жыл бұрын
Love Carlin, but isn't it funny how many Bible phrases he uses in his act since he's an atheist? Sure hope he got 'right' with God before he died and realized that it's not all about you, we actually came from somewhere, created by Him. Don't believe that, then answer this old question: "What came 1st, the chicken or the egg?' I'll tell you what came 1st, God created both at the same time!!
@Red-fs1jw Жыл бұрын
Religion is the biggest bullshit story of all time
@Oldspartan652 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention they taste good too
@AAAAAAAA-vd6zv2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit he was mobile back in the days of youth
@stevezisk34152 жыл бұрын
I Got My Heinekens Fart.
@brendamcneil22212 жыл бұрын
MARK TWAIN IS CONFUSED ALOT WITH CORNAL SANDERS. THINK ABOUT IT
@clauderebello28502 жыл бұрын
A pet DOG.. IS EVERYONES.. EXCUSE.. TO SUM UP.. HOW DEVOID.. YOU ARE.. THERES A COUPLE.. SANDWICHES.. SHORT OF A ..FULL PICNIC..??!!
@clauderebello28502 жыл бұрын
AND THEN .YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES.. AND WONDER.. WHY YOU WERE.. SO DYSFUNCTIONAL.. WAS I..??!!
@chulafferty66952 жыл бұрын
I hope comedians never end. God 🙏 bless your insight on life in America. Sorry George about the notation of God. You and Me Richard Pryor sneaked in and broke down the Elephant in the room. We should be eternally grateful to you both. We do have a couple of comedians today who have continued in your legacy. All homage to Mr Dave Chappelle also Mr Chris Rock and Mr Kevin Hart. I am sorry to say that white America has lost their ability to take.a joke and laugh at themselves. White comedians have lost their moxy to put themselves out there and talk about white America as needs to be done. Fear is a terrible affliction Thank you George for your fearless nature you are the Lion in the room.
@MrMJmusicLover2 жыл бұрын
This is my first time seeing the young Carlin. 🤔 I can see the older Carlin through his young self.
@georgegreenberg37842 жыл бұрын
Did u know Georgia was in the movies, he was the 19th man to yell I'm Spartacus
@seagecko2 жыл бұрын
Did not know that one. But he was in several movies.
@matthewnovakoski62032 жыл бұрын
Unconditional love ❤️
@matthewnovakoski62032 жыл бұрын
The dog did it fart it’s all ways the girl call them out on that on
@seagecko2 жыл бұрын
"That's not even one of my farts!" We had a dog who used to fart, then look back in disgust and leave the room!!
@markuskholl48072 жыл бұрын
Why are turds tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut.
@babyyoda17582 жыл бұрын
Young carlan is way different he really hit the mark in old age.