You can't fool me. I saw that Brotherhood of Nod logo. KANE LIVES IN DEATH!

can we actually have the editor explain the weird non bagged tea the cups look fancy and nice, plus well its tea every place has its own tea culture

at 40, you've got more years of wisdom ahead of you for realizing you missed some stuff than most; 'at all' is sooner than most figure out they don't know everything. To the future, and many more shenanigans, tex, and many hugs to you.

Knife Fight WORLD! Spain. This is great to watch.

Why do I keep replaying the intro more than the video....

Does anyone know what song specifically he used for the intro? Because I can't find the right one one epidemic because my phone is being dumb and not opening the link properly

Text still making these videos

This was two years ago? Jebus time flies... like a Charger.

Where do u find that funky music.

I am pleased you correctly pronounced Des Moines correctly, considering I live here.

paella with thai peppers and perhaps fish sauce

I love how excites Tex sounded when he was talking about dancing on a knifes edge. 😂

... You can in theory put a gauss rifle on a charger and it would be all that bad. With its usual speeds you can hit and run like a mad bastard, you can even keep the small lasers!

My first full game: Bartender, something I'm somewhat-ish familiar with in life due to my interest in said occupation. Relatively smooth shift. Captain comes in, dragging a mime, accompanied by a bunch of lackeys. They then proceed to imprison the mime in a glass corridor-in the middle of our bar, mind you-with portals on each end, dooming the mime to slide eternally due to the slime on the strip of dance floor. The station then got nuked.

23:28 Everything seems to be in order

I know there isnt a spot picked for where van zandt should be, but proffessor tex talks about capellens and canopus alot, so its probably in that side of the sphere.

Like most clan mechs it is a great machine mostly held back by the debilitating component, chosen from a wide variety of models with varying but similar drawbacks, installed in its main omnipod. That pod is commonly called 'the cockpit'.

Even at a rave the intro would be like a bad fever dream. I love it.

I just got the gauss BH variant in my Mw5 save, absolutely awesome but sady lacks smashing fists. Two binary lasers and a gold ac20 rapid is currently my go too for a arena brawl but er ppcs and a gauss with backup mediums are utterly terrifying... For my enemies.

Tex is that guy. He is that guy. And then he takes you out the airlock.

That intro is going to give me a stroke

Cuba is just three-dimensional Squareba.

Tex - Drives Urbies and knows things. Me - By god I might not know much but dammit I know it really GOOD!

Spanish Thailand would have hot pot the likes of which you really can't even imagine.

Came for the Warfare stayed for the philosophy.

this was great, thnx

The Olympia is still around! It's a museum in Philadelphia, it's rad. You read the stories and journals it has about its various voyages and you really get the impression that a late 19th century warship was essentially a large, very heavily armed summer camp for young men. "Well it's my summer off from school, shall I play rugby, baseball or navy?"

We nred more art of this Spanish admiral. He does not look NEARLY stressed enough in the opening.

I keep watching the intro. It haunts my soul. Tex with a fleet of ships armed with Gustav guns.

PRAIZE ZØrG ! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That feeling when you realize that you are older than Tex.....

Never mistake knowledge for wisedom, or the difference between the two.

Does it matter what your ship building capacity is when you can not afford ships?

Holy cow, you and me are the same age brother. Figured we were close but didn't know it was that close. You ain't wrong though, something seems to set in around 30-40 where you finally stop thinking you know anything about anything.

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK TIIIIIIIIIIME!~

Its tough out there for a Spain-gster

16:06 PLS PLS PLS WE'RE JUST A WITTLE GUY

Sometimes the BPL intros are good and sometimes they are magnificent to the point where they can easily be rewatched over and over again

-Tex playing as Austria-Hungary: "Why am I starting fights with you, [other country]? _BECAUSE I CAN._ Now fork over your cities or I'll burn them to the ground!" -Tex playing as Spain: "Why are you trying to fight me? I've done nothing to you! Please don't hurt me, I'm just a little guy, I can't fight back!" The game devs are cleverer than I thought: apparently, they built in a 'karma' mechanic that follows you from one campaign to the next.

"And if I claim to be a wise man it surely means that I don't know." - Carry on Wayward Son by Kansas

30:02 Tex is the first person in 400 years to be excited about taking possession of Haiti.

Ok so I know I'm late but I had a question. Tex hates the inner sphere for their constant war crimes etc. The clans come up with a way to solve issues that doesn't involve glassing cities. Seems like an improvement to me. Yet he hates them and says they are stupid. So to me it's kind of which one do you hate?

I love the editors of these videos so much.

I feel like we should be charging Tex for the therapy session.

My first job was at the public library as a Paige. This was back in 2000. Someone decided it’d be funny to light the bathroom on fire… so yeah, people treat them like a toilet…

What I know with certainty is that you are correct in what you said about people who say they are certain

Thai Pepper Paella

Did you know, Tex, that mexican food doesn't come from Spain? In fact, the food in Spain and Mexico is very diferent.

Wow, America acting like you threatened to touch their boats or something... in a boat game!

The happiest part of any campaign is when you first get Picric Acid. The saddest part is when you can no longer use Picric Acid. For it is the superior explosive for the superior gentleman.