He likes to get pooped on has a bratty spoiled kid temper and sucks up snots consistently why was he even there ?
@heySTUPIDass3 ай бұрын
Play it at my funeral
@girlcrazyrockstar2 ай бұрын
This gave me a good laugh. Hope you're okay.
@lemonhead-eu2yx3 ай бұрын
"bunch of liars" holy relatable
@bigtime89244 ай бұрын
“They get to watch a movie from front to end.” -Bobby Kelly
@williamrusso31302 ай бұрын
He realized he was about to say "front to back"
@jlshel424 ай бұрын
Wonder how many of the Philly crowd called Gregg after this aired
@zm17865 ай бұрын
now jim is happily married to a wonderful trans woman
@Blackphillipsupporter5 ай бұрын
“Hey put Vos back on the phone” “Hello”? 😂
@Blackphillipsupporter5 ай бұрын
Patrice’s laugh at 2:15 is everything
@ACE_13115 ай бұрын
10 years later he married a man that is using him for citizenship
@L_Valentino6 ай бұрын
That picture of a young Doug Bell tho
@VladimirBlarp7 ай бұрын
This has primetime Emmy written all over it #NBC pick this up !!
@NJ-os3rn8 ай бұрын
Being alone provides some of the best introspection that is available.
@TheLowest9 ай бұрын
He could've ended it how vos does "I've been 50 years without a drink of drug in my body, stay healthy folks"
@williamrusso31309 ай бұрын
1:08 Luckily for him, he got halfway there over a decade later.
@johnbrewer625 ай бұрын
Most of us wouldn’t be happy with what he now has..
@williamrusso31305 ай бұрын
@@johnbrewer62 Of course. Preferably, I'd want a gal with a dick smaller than mine.
@Don-mp6pq3 ай бұрын
@@johnbrewer62 most people with a brain wouldnt get close to that thing
@josephoutward9 ай бұрын
1:08 🤣
@TheCatabolicTrex10 ай бұрын
Ill eat da coochie
@atlntcostv729310 ай бұрын
“Hey it’s Vos” ⚰️
@mariolopez975611 ай бұрын
Freakn classic
@buzzytrombone4353 Жыл бұрын
Certainly would’ve peaked during the American abortion protests in 2022 if it existed
@clwww Жыл бұрын
I can relate to Jim on so many levels
@jamesbell6706 Жыл бұрын
Rich Vos is the definition of 'if you can't laugh at yourself'.
@TL2354 Жыл бұрын
Vos
@jamesbell6706 Жыл бұрын
Oh it is one s. Dunno how I never noticed. 🤣🤣
@louis3141 Жыл бұрын
Fuck this is so relatable
@decentsizedballs Жыл бұрын
Lunch is a friend date so if they are interested they don't want to get friendzoned
@mariosneedwagon9415 Жыл бұрын
Vos has a tattoo for the sikth million
@anthonysouthard5572 Жыл бұрын
This is actually beautifully poignant.
@intr0vertig0 Жыл бұрын
Imagine all the hopeful parents, sitting by a shoe box sized casket waiting for Yaphet Kotto to bring them the good news.
@diegoyotta Жыл бұрын
I’d watch that
@Iamjimpage Жыл бұрын
This and “Grocery Man” are my favourite Jimmy moments.
@StevenBray-o4m7 ай бұрын
Grocery man is brilliant 👏
@Thatdudedrew17 Жыл бұрын
“Yesch” lmaoo
@bobobandy9382 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious little detail that he doesn't even say "cremated" but "incinerated."
@matguerra333 Жыл бұрын
I told Vos his tattoos were dumb once on twitter, he responded immediately and said, "You have a tiny head that needs helium and "Look where that got us"" I lmao.
@duncanedwards6461 Жыл бұрын
"and 2 weeks later". Best line 😆
@williampoole1742 Жыл бұрын
That might actually be the best impression of anyone I've ever heard
@ericstaib8035 Жыл бұрын
It's Jay Mohr. Look up his Colin Quinn!
@ericstaib8035 Жыл бұрын
I was wrong it's bob debuono
@coop1osrs Жыл бұрын
@@ericstaib8035yeah bob doing a whole act as vos is goated
@matthewstephens6848 Жыл бұрын
You may be right. They’re indistinguishable from each other.
@jamesthomison4356 Жыл бұрын
Jay Mohr putting Colin in Resevoir Dogs might be my favorite
@kanemura932 жыл бұрын
"It's not that I want to have kids. I just want someone with a cunt to have lunch with me." Now there's a Tinder profile
@mightymoeish2 жыл бұрын
Guys gotta learn. What you want, and what women want, is not creepy or nice. Those are both putting her above you. You want to be assertive and dominant. Don't ask them out to lunch. Say, "you're having lunch with me tomorrow. Need a pickup or you got your own ride?" Stuff like that.
@edwardjones22022 жыл бұрын
Sure mate
@Canadian_Cult_Classics Жыл бұрын
@@edwardjones2202 This shmoe gives me rhino with no peripheral vision vibes. What an animal
@neo_the_one5891 Жыл бұрын
Ok buddy
@willissudweeks1050 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely not. This has never and will never work for you.
@mightymoeish Жыл бұрын
@@edwardjones2202 I've banged a decent number of women, and none of them ever wanted to plan the date. They rarely invite me places in the beginning. If young men want to learn to get laid, they have to learn to lead. Not beg for shit dates like yimmy norton. How am i wrong?
@smithcorona39472 жыл бұрын
on a real note its crazy how as men we get almost zero affection. when jim said he wanted someone to hug him im like same
@Jimbow-sz9kh5 ай бұрын
I'd hug u but then we'd be gæy. But I feel ya bro.
@bushidonation78352 жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s full of shit in this. How do you not learn what women are ?? He’s a millionaire for fucks sake
@BlibbaBlob2 жыл бұрын
Doc Jim - "Your baby's dead." Martini Steve - "That, that's terrible. I'm sorry."
@napukapu2 жыл бұрын
2:58
@tonyreyes37802 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the original “it’s just a prank, bro” pioneer
@jorgehernandez14902 жыл бұрын
How short is rickles if little dwarf Vos is taller than him?
@nuclearwinter3912 жыл бұрын
We've all been there. These bitches are cold
@wolf7el3562 жыл бұрын
*LOSHEN UP FULKS*
@MrTwon1610 Жыл бұрын
Im not politically correct. I never was
@tdata5452 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS BIT AND COULDN'T REMEMBER THE SHOW NAME, AND IT WAS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND. Also, James is a monster, thank god Comedy was a success for him. Since between childhood stories, stories he makes up in characters, and show pitches. I feel like we'd at least have a very interesting serial killer on our hands. They could call him Jackie the Choke Man. Since apparently "Jack" is an acceptable nickname for JAMES. There's a british Comic named Jack Dees who's real name is James, not a "John" to be found in his full name.
@fritz38022 жыл бұрын
Loosen up!
@lfkk46402 жыл бұрын
Truth. It does not work. It really doesn't. 😆😆😆😆😪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@camreese2 жыл бұрын
Opie with a good call at 3:00 put vos back on the phone and dont listening to stupid patrice derail the show with an impression of a guy nobody knows
@derekgleeson13532 жыл бұрын
Who'd want to go out to lunch with someone who won't have a single glass of wine or a beer?
@geezusuck Жыл бұрын
I disagree, you can share rest stop stories over a cup of coffee just as fine as with alcohol.
@Madinnit09 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Jimmy is a creep and a bore at the same time. Terrible combination.
@derekgleeson1353 Жыл бұрын
@@geezusuck maybe you can....
@geezusuck Жыл бұрын
@@derekgleeson1353 yes that's what I'm saying
@matthewlong65762 жыл бұрын
Rip Torn plays the lion
@tobe12072 жыл бұрын
That's nice for jimmy to sign that for that sweet, down syndrome kid