Fun fact:V1 was designed to destroy the earthmover

Deam bro you really wanna break the fucking game (i love see the heart during the game)

23:09 "ok lets go" "wait what the fuck"

What the hell is going on with the top time at 3:00 lol

Guy soo real 🗣🗣🔥🔥

parece hasta de mentira

Erm... What the sigma?

watching one of the worse boss being the Minotaur getting obliterated before even starting the fight is very satisfactory

bros gonna have a sheer heart attack

My favorite music artist in an Ultrakill speedrun? Now that's real.

RealGuy? more like, it's RealGangsta how you beat that time, dawg

Bravo

3:19 Imagine spawning as a husk, seeing a blue robot fly past u at 40+ mph, hearing a rocket approaching u from behind then everything suddenly cutting to black

Bro is v1 😭😭😭

And here i am struggling to get sub mintue

Canon v1

Bro really purging all life on the upper layers with this one

this video hurts my fingers, wrist, and keyboard

This kind of stuff is so funny to imagine in-universe. Like, V1 enters Hell and within 30 minutes they've killed half its inhabitants and defeated Gabriel twice and made it down to Violence. They really should chill a little lol.

3:16 man how did you kill em all without even looking 😭 you all have some different version of ultrakill I swear 6:53 That blast on the wall looked like a giant maurice at a far distance to me 11:54 "Machine. Turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind." (Whoops. sorry about that) "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" "Ughh - Gyahh - Enough!" *Dies* "May your days be many and your days few" (speedrunner waits patiently for Gabe to finish his dialogue since the stopwatch is paused) Hello

theres a concerning lack of lenient in this run..

honestly my heart rate would also be 140 if i got wr for ultrakill

You're the real now, guy!

This is the only way vendettas run could have been beaten, the only way it should have been beaten. Not some triumphant culmination of time save after months of optimization. Just a half asleep RealGuy screaming in a discord call. god I love this game.

Why you gotta play goated music

The slowest thing about this man is his loading screen

5:18 I've heard that sound effect in game before, is it like an ultra rare RNG kinda thing?

What is this song

I'm sorry about ever thinking about typing "ULTRAKILL" onto the Steam store.

you don't know how tense I was looking at the timer in 2-2, thinking you weren't gonna make it for the challenge

My jaw was open for the entire half hour

bro does this shit while listening to calming beats

i swear the music just lines up with the gameplay at certain parts and its so satisfying 8:09 - 8:43 25:16 - 25:33 26:23 - 27:13 32:23 - 32:48

why was your heartbeat so god damn high for the entire time

your fingers scare me

23:20 i feel that heartrate man

where I can get playlist?

goated

Are the idols the hardest part to optimize?

real

Leaves some women for the rest of us😭

24:40 That pierce coin is so fucking cinematic

27:50 gotta love those small strokes we have randomly.

real

These husks really be saying stuff like “I got my whole afterlife ahead of me” no you don’t, the +ULTRARICOSHOT X4 is coming

biblically accurate v2

My man got a WR in a voice call at 11pm. Truly a legend.

My toxic trait is seeing this world record speedrun and thinking I could do better (I probably can’t)