ULTRAKILL: Full Game Any% in

[@wormsley]

why can’t i do shit right💔

[@SpartanYark-dw8en]

Ur cracked bro

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

that's rich

[@s4bugs]

fuck my chud life…

[@SevenUwU]

Lack of practice, in other words Skill issues

[@Cool_Name-idk]

do shit left instead lol

[@Cool_Name-idk]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a> REALGUY CAUGHT TRYING TO PUNCH A COIN WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER

[@rpbeens]

@@Cool_Name-idk wow, how embarrassing, he’ll NEVER live this down

[@everynameiwantistaken]

I am just starting to read Dante's Inferno in school. This is some nice timing as I can see the summary of what happens from layers 1 - 7.

[@JogG4DX]

My favorite part of Dante's Inferno was the skyscraper tall robot that could eviscerate everyone in hell... truly a book that was ahead of its time

[@GooberWhoop]

@@JogG4DX so good it made me bust 😔🙏

[@Iwiseusz]

Istg if i talk bout this in school im gonna ace the test

[@ElDiego2001]

my favorite part of dante's inferno is when dante says this party's gettin crazy and makes all the devils cry

[@agar.7616]

​@@Iwiseuszp rank the test

[@gundamenjoyer217]

The terminals really see this gameplay and say “best I can give you is C”

[@jokerpunctre]

they goon to v1s combat footage not spedrun (lore accurate btw)

[@Cloverestranho]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a> *CAUGHT PARRYING WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER.*

[@railcoinzz]

i woke up an hour ago, played some ultrakill and see this. what in the everliving fuck. this is the game at its peak GG

[@JezusKriztus]

Remember, fraud, treachery, and p-3 are coming

[@The_Variable1]

P% Run Also Peak.

[@woJ10]

This is exactly what hakita wanted

[@shrimple23]

sorry for thinking of downloading ultrakill

[@The_Variable1]

What where you gonna download it for (gor)

[@Upermario360]

@The_Variable1fun lol

[@Doodlenoodl]

My deepest condolences

[@Svadmp]

I WOKE UP TO SEE THIS WTF 🔥YOURE INANE

[@Max0x1]

inane

[@Mr_miit]

inane

[@Cera_01]

inane

[@maximusnag]

inane

[@WouldYouLose.]

inane

[@ghastly_gengar]

absolutely insane, super happy for you :3

[@F4LLING_R0SES]

Dawg, you NEED to calm down, both at the game and at your heart rate my god GGs on the run!!

[@discordscript62]

the fucking first maurice had me laughing for 5 minutes straight. bravo dude

[@sevvvich8118]

*insanely fast gameplay* 🗿 *loading screen*

[@puff6923]

IS YOUR HEART OKAY? ALSO THIS IS THE CRAZIEST RUN I HAVE EVER SEEN. THOSE VIOLENCE CLIPS!!???1!!!:$$?&:&,&/&(&2

[@dev4ones-space]

114 is big heart rate?

[@532isthebestnumber]

@@dev4ones-spaceok but its like 180 in some parts

[@blakeislitty]

180 in most levels of violence 😭 bro locked in

[@Idkoscar1]

@@dev4ones-space 180 is

[@DuckESTR]

dude the way bro punched V2 in 4-4 is funny as hell 😭

[@The_Variable1]

Bro pulled a FAP NUT

[@Cloverestranho]

_"May your woes be many, and your days few."_ We're finishing whole hell in 16 minutes then lmao

[@JezusKriztus]

Just came back from school and i see this epic speedrun, you’re the best speedrunner

[@Ghosty_YT307]

I also just came back from school, huh

[@plant3s]

you are so real for this, guy

[@2kwh]

say that again

[@plant3s]

word for word

[@Thisaccounthasno_username]

This guy was so real when he said ‘you are so real for this, guy’

[@kabkabkab]

ima be honest realguy i never payed attention to you playing didnt know you were this goated

[@ExactlySandwich]

love the v1 head shaking as a nonverbal "yeesh that was sketchy"

[@danielhanna19]

"Say the line!" "Sigh*" "You're so real for this, guy."

[@MiEHaLo]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="702">11:42</a> is such a gabriel moment

[@b_ohbo]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="124">2:04</a> who completed this level in -24 days

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Probably messed around with their system clock to get a negative time.

[@driprappy]

this is a fucking trip and a half what’s updoor indeed

[@someperson7491]

this just confirms that the "Final war" is WWI because he ended with <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="671">11:11</a>

[@Thisaccounthasno_username]

Bro what you are clinically insane

[@Walmart_self_checkout]

half of this community is at this point

[@raizors1331]

My guy really just up and do 2 full game WR back to back Insane GG

[@acedemonic142]

LOBOTOMY% LIIIIIIIIVES!

[@BlackMesaSorse]

that poor maurice

[@61arr]

the heartbeat meter

[@Al3x_is_here]

This is a fucking beautiful speed run amazing

[@majcarpet2132]

186 bmp ? Man, your heart goes as fast as a Camellia music!

[@dhrumildave4221]

Prelude (O:TMOH): <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="65">1:05</a> Limbo: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="60">1:00</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="125">2:05</a>) Lust: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="73">1:13</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="198">3:18</a>) Gluttony: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="45">0:45</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="243">4:03</a>) Greed: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="111">1:51</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="354">5:54</a>) Wrath: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="109">1:49</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="463">7:43</a>) Heresy: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="57">0:57</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="520">8:40</a>) Violence: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="151">2:31</a> (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="671">11:11</a>) First time is for layer completion and the one in brackets is for cumulative layer completion

[@THR-1000]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="11">0:11</a> is anyone going to talk about how they decimated the maurice in the *hitstop* time

[@ERY_MX]

Omg it was instantly dead

[@oasisofgalaxies2527]

Dude I spent so fucking long on 4-3 how the HELL did you do that so fast. Wizard shit. All of this is wizard shit. My god. Unparalleled levels of gaming.

[@uezyteue7690]

Man, you guys are pulling hypersonic stunts like this, and I can barely even switch to the right weapon half the time.

[@Dkwifjzskskfi]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="746">12:26</a> "IS THAT THE BEST YOUVE G- may your woes be many..."

[@Loaffii]

This is insane omfg. I’ve been trying to speedrun Ultrakill and the best any% time I can get is like 45 minutes. But then again I use a crappy school laptop to speedrun so it kinda makes it a bit more difficult. Anyways good luck “realguy” I hope you break more records soon.

[@RenderingUser]

Bro straight up beheaded Benjamin

[@Stams2]

the speed of the absolute runner!

[@Narck-go8kq]

HE DOES IT. ONCE AGAIN!!

[@patrick86638]

Bro didnt touched grass ❎ Grass didnt touch bro ✅

[@Lunauwu234]

congrats man

[@Omnixisting]

HOLY SHIT! Absolute kudos to you, dude! Must've taken a lot of time and effort.

[@blakeislitty]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="491">8:11</a> caught trying to fistful of dollar with the knuckleblaster

[@elephantfromcallmecarson]

this run make me go gargletron mode drooling emoji

[@Genesis-o1h]

I was surprised to see how this was 16 mins long until I saw how bro was moving at the speed of light 💀

[@peacemakerkf]

that was honestly crazy, good job!!

[@ForestBiomee]

caught parrying with the knucklebaster in 4k HD <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a>

[@К0ОСМОНАВТ]

insane run, you sooo good in this game

[@Caliber30001]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="746">12:26</a> ''IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT!?'' *gets obliterated*

[@plant3s]

i mean it in a good way, but it's surreal you can lose time on some places and still do a WR, you're a beast gonna be waiting for your perfect run

[@artykeldeo]

you're so real for this, guy

[@s-oz7ly]

HOLY CRAP! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WORLD RECORD!!!

[@LilacMusicGames]

I decided to check out ultrakill speedruns out of impulse Holy fuck

[@DresdenStewart-em8wk]

LMAO THE FUCKING REVOLVER AT <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="660">11:00</a> 😭

[@ardentArmando]

Very fun fact: a heart rate of over 185 bpm can lead to death. This dude could've legit DIED during multiple parts of this run.

[@lop0998]

For prolonged amounts of time you mean

[@MrGr4nite]

Mines used to spike to 190 while playin elden ring and geometry dash it won't kill you unless it stays up there for a while

[@NotLuigi]

That's not at all how that works

[@Rzotaro]

cause of death: too much Swag

[@RatioMaBoi]

Bro if he died he would absolutely shred hell

[@tiagosouza-cu3mi]

Bro Keep getting better

[@senyator6046]

no way, congraujewaltiosn!

[@maxma1203]

bro brought back lobotomy%

[@c__pnk]

this cannot be healthy

[@Kcthetransgirl]

the 4 coins in my pocket just looked at me and sighed

[@lunatique2726]

Lore accurate V1

[@AlexPlaysDeepWoken]

bro was nearing a heart attack

[@YuuyuFuya_]

BRO ALMOST DIED TRYING TO GET WR (LITERALLY) 180 bpm is almost the max that you can handle

[@Zephyrus_KAM]

He's both a menace to society and 3 heart beats away from having a cardiac arrest

[@синас-ж1ж]

lore accurate V1:

[@gavitronv7246]

Bro was like "this is the run" the entire run! And where is the cardiologist 170+ isn't normal for sitting

[@tootaroni_chan]

literally the goat of ultrakill

[@thegoose8663]

Eleven-leventy leven! Great job

[@wvplasticspoon]

He couldn't even get a congratulation, he got a congatoon.

[@Spextrum1]

remember when the world record was 30 minutes, i dont because you beat it so damn fast

[@asdawdasdasfgaew]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="410">6:50</a> that's some shadows of evil stuff right there

[@David111IsHere]

I blessed this run :)

[@mrnik3]

I can't believe it's not TAS.

[@Astrosk1er]

Imagine you're dante you're just minding your business going through hell and some crazy metal thing just zips by at mach 3

[@JOXDUBZ]

V2 4-4 final punch was straight disrespectful

[@justatangofan-_-2360]

CAUGHT TRYNA PARRY WITH THE KNUCKLEBLASTER. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="488">8:08</a>

[@ThePoodle]

First try TAS grab in 4-2? Crazy!

[@pokelordomega1701]

how the hell does one think this fast? holy shit that's wild (ggs on the super fast WR btw)

[@BubblesEC635]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="765">12:45</a> WHO THE FUCK FOUND THIS CLIP DUDE

[@gneu1527]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="490">8:10</a> caught trying to parry with knuckleblaster

[@V1_The_Machine]

Huh. So this is what the husks see when they fight me.

[@jackplays2236]

This video is so fast it killed the queen

[@Z-101-G]

Congrats

[@yeepsprobuilder]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="506">8:26</a> the way v2 gets thrown off the pyramid

[@nyanfish1]

Goat!

[@redsphinx113]

epic wr

[@blankname492]

I don’t usually say much here, but good shit.

[@Fodnex]

beast mode

[@thefoxking4463]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="871">14:31</a> GO TO A DOCTOR GOOD LORD gamers if your heart ever reaches anything past 110-120 you should take a breather and a gooooood pause to calm down… this man peaked at 186 and has been found dead next morning

[@ThePoodle]

@@thefoxking4463 athletes regularly approach 200 bpm, it is not unacceptable for people to attain that in stressful situations.

[@thefoxking4463]

should have probably done my research on that good call

[@ZenithPeak1]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="951">15:51</a> LOBOTOMY% LIVES!!!

[@kirrowz]

holy mother of god

[@hoodedorsumn]

i think p-ranking both v2 levels in a wr speedrun is the biggest “fuck you” v2 is ever going to get.

[@Forklift_Enthusiast12]

Insane to me that the literal instakill soap isn't even optimal anymore

[@sean7902]

the 2-2 segment holy ducking shit

[@10_days_till_xmas]

It’s crazy how record is this close to a 10 with violence now

[@benjib20]

absolutely insane run but it still is beatable, 3-2 had a restart

[@joeisfat]

i zoned out in the middle of watching this wtf

[@waffleisawaffle]

congaline, realguy

[@whereismyrootbeer]

"rover cat is bad" they say.