I often like these recordings, but I really can’t stand how they talk about animals. They give zero craps about animals as actual living beings. And I know that they’re joking, but it comes out so consistently and so easily that I don’t really think that they are totally joking about their general mindset towards animals.

I sing this jingle all the time still, even if I don’t have a lady with a K name in my life.

Travis had dune-buggy locked and loaded

“boice over fartist“ still makes me laugh

It’s dry, dry work writing in all-caps on my Facebook wall.

Man I usually don’t get mad at Justin’s bad takes but today is a different day

oh man i love vanilla tootsie rolls

Love that there is totally a pokemon named Stunky now. Amazing

Now they're flying over NJ, US.

MY SECRET

It’s like when businesses frame their First Dollar but a ghost

"Master blaster" and "butt hammer" are so good that I can't tell if they're real products or not

it's supremely funny to me that they seem to think jb just slammed boat and drinks together to like, conceptually connect the two things he's known for and they somehow have never heard the phrase boat drinks before (it means rum !!!)

i am NEVER ready when justin says *the* line

"What if the bathroom monster is Dylan" made me lose my shit

I hate how often this podcast makes fat jokes.

Justin has to mention weight in every episode, ugh.

I don't know what it is, but the very end of this gives major Angus McDonald vibes

Frustrated that i cant find a nice isolated clip of the "pleasure... to your penis..." jjngle

Justin: gaslight yourself into loving your shitty job so you aren't in hell while at work

"Sexy santa" is probably just for skinny people, ugh

While the others were talking about grating Parmesan, Griffin was only ever talking about grinding pepper. He's had a different Olive Garden experience than the others

Wheeeeee!~

The fatphobia in this is sad

I'm so confused who's horse is it anyway

cannot believe that they received ANALytics about what the promo codes went towards

my friend is POOR

This is absolutely not the first time I have clicked on this video strictly because I thought the title was "Christmas Wraith"

birmingham alabama jumpscare

Tuscaloosa jumpscare

I really can't stop thinking about knuckle tattoos that say KNUC KLES

idc if you wear the same goddamn clothes every day for the rest of your life. but please. for the love of every single person around you. at least wash your clothes semi-regularly. washing jeans after MONTHS of use and food/drink spillage is just a recipe for STANK. get into washing tips if you really want to preserve their color.

if "risk"=="it" Biscuit else risked )

I spent one week in Australia for work 7 years ago, and I can't stop referring to take out as 'takeaway'

This clip has haunted me for 6 years

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being artestic

I've worked here

So many episodes involve fatphobia with this podcast, ugh

Now how close is the weight to 22 slices of Cicis pizza

Watching this in 2024!! RIP Liam Payne

Corvallis Oregon mention!!!

There is so much fatphobia in past episodes of this podcast. Jeez.

fascinating how they always choose the most random throw-away comment that has nothing to do with the question or the conversation as the title

when travis does that little gasp around 4:22 I get why, like, I know that feeling, but it's not real man. Brains make connections all the time without it meaning anything maaaaaan

“It gets the hose, doesn’t she precious?”

My dad punched a bird mid-air once. It was not a fun sight for little ten-year-old me, but it was really flying at his head and screaming so maybe it had it coming.

The ivory broaches Griffin is referring to are called cameos.

You're telling me the song from Magic Mike is sexual

Ira Wray/MBMBAM are responsible for at least a quarter of people who still remember Are You Jimmy Ray

how do I improve my scorpions?