This has aged even worse now…

They understandably did not handle Boat Drinks well

I brought a full Dominos pizza through the St. Louis airport TSA once

We actually had weekly raves at my summer camp as a kid. Sandstorm by Darude was always played and the teens taught the kids about the proper conduct for the beat drop

there's so many great things going on here: an extremely bizarre setup, a most likely very confused boyfriend who is nonetheless supportive, a mystery as to what is really going on with this girl, and Griffin's inexplicably hilarious (ghost?) noise

3:10 that’s so fascinating that there’s weird things that are in a community that’s just unknown until you trip and fall on it

1:29 like from Batman

our local Pizza Hut shut down recently, so I guess I better start looking for that Wizard Hut

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

i’m graduating tomorrow and i just had to come back and listen so i can remember to find those gold doubloons

Nah dude do you know how many people have been saved around the world because the place they always go to calls the cops and says “this person always comes in and now they are suddenly missing”? Me either but it’s definitely over 0. Eat where you want and if they know you that well, maybe they’ll save your life or something.

‘Got the new mastodon EP’ I AM DEAD

Actual answer: play Tetris! It sounds crazy but it does clear out the short-term memory. There have been studies about using Tetris after a traumatic event to reduce the likelihood of flashbacks. Play Tetris as soon as you can for a few minutes and you may find it helps! Do your own research of course, it’s a fun thing to Google!

I love the evolution of Griffin going from “support our street troops” to “ACAB Fuck the police” since this episode

6:12

I tuned out for ten seconds and somehow we got to "milkshakez with a z"

So funny that the comments are surprised that these guys dont know who one direction is were in 2012. Theyre all older than me and i had no idea who tf they were until quite a bit later than that too

In my area when you interview they buy you lunch (A cheeseburger meal)

I dont rhink that having kids do some janitorial work is a bad thing. Mandatory public aervice would help people respect the world around them and appreciate the work janitors do. Japan has no school janitors for the most part because students are tasked with upkeep

The dawning horror at realizing they don’t know what warrior cats is And honestly I’m still a little unsure

We get it, non americans get in dude soup with your parents all the time

It really baffles me how they somehow had just described part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure without realising

They used to mention old gum and werthers every single time a grandpa came up lol

and annoy your ᵈ ᵃ ᵈ on the way home

I say pennies all the time

A foot buffet of gross diseases!

I've never known any gay people that participate in horrible and stupid naming traditions the way like 80% of straights I know do. 😢 Come on gays, name all of your children after the people in your family or else those grown adults won't get to feel special!

A fiesta party dog on the house has cheese, burger sauce, onions, jalapenos, and pickles if you nasty. It's good I swear

Surprised there's no comments here mentioning Clint's character in Steeplechase asking for some Peepums Nasty Gum and immediately beibg told that it is, somehow, an incredibly racist thing to say in the future the story takes place

hearing “it’s 2012” in 2024 fucked me the entire way up

god their early shit was so much better

Every so often, man rewrites Dragonball Z

what an old clip but from ages 12-15 I would say “oy vey” and i actually don’t know what caused it. Right now, as a grown woman, I unironically say “sick” or “wicked” like a stoner skater boy :/

I forgot how puritanical these guys used to be

I was gonna make fun of Travis for buying something that upsets his stomach but tbh... I fucking love dairy but I have a dairy intolerance 😭

These boys got me through junior/senior years of Highschool, I'm 22 now and they popped into my head recently and I can't believe I ever stopped listening to them

okay but the brand is absolutely Scentsy, right?

Boy I sure am a fan of this flavor of autism

Meanwhile here I come, 7 years fashionably late of course, screaming Ewok at the top of my lungs!

This yahoo user really got the jump on Fall Out Boy

Was this the birth of TAZ?!

they are writing the plot to Night Swim

Sure, I'll click on that video title

I love when Justin slips into his “glass shark” voice 😂

𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓱 𝓹𝓸𝓹𝓼

Man j-man used to really throw around the ableist slurs huh?

Jesus this quality is so bad it makes it funnier

This is the bit that got me hooked on mbmbam 😂

Broadcasts of yogi bear will never reach Betelgeuse. It has likely already died and we are just watching its ghost.

"Is tea just gay coffee" 🥹