My name is Terry (I will not be giving my last name) and I was a junior radio analyst at the National Science Foundation. In 2009 I was stationed at the Arecibo Research Facility in Puerto Rico. On the night of May 11th, for a period of just over 26 minutes (from 1:18am to roughly 1:44am) I was alone and unsupervised in the observatory's secondary control room. According to the scheduler we were in a good position to view the Gliese 581 star system (a Red Dwarf star roughly 20.5 light years from Earth with a potential for multiple habitable exoplanets). I broadcasted this song on a loop for just shy of eight minutes before the system was out of frame (due to Earth's axial spin) and the excess power drain was noticed and cut off. I was terminated and threatened with arrest but in the end they decided that if this information went public it would be an enormous blow to the image of SETI so I was instead flown home and blacklisted in the science community. The radiowaves containing this song will reach the system in mid to late 2029. If it is received by any intelligent life the earliest reply would not be heard until the year 2050. By then I will ne dead.
@robsutton3092Ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing this story. You made my year!
@l8th8mx4 күн бұрын
LEGEND!!
@JohnBrown-pq9tj2 күн бұрын
Cute, but utterly bogus.
@jacfalcon2 ай бұрын
I FOUND IT.🎉
@lawrence-47-3 ай бұрын
Me and my friend
@sonicguyver74453 ай бұрын
I first discovered this song decades ago in the early days of 4chan. A Flash loop set to this song and two furry kids jumping around on a bed.
@bloodqueef41473 ай бұрын
I haven't heard this song in 20 years and I still remember all the words 🙃
@Eeflixx3 ай бұрын
The Story So Far is now on Spotify! Interestingly, there's a lot of very familiar-sounding surface noise on the tracks... wonder where Spotify got their copy?
@jessicaroberts5213 ай бұрын
anyone here from art chad’s live streams
@Someone_wrf5 ай бұрын
Relatable.
@Stitchgamer8635 ай бұрын
whqt
@hellsapoppin93265 ай бұрын
U here from superiorfox too?
@marcosvitaplay5 ай бұрын
@@hellsapoppin9326yea that fckng gyat fox bring me here too
@h39z5 ай бұрын
Thanks alot man it really means a lot this means so much to I, for one, cannot thank you ENOUGH!
@h39z5 ай бұрын
Good days to this one
@MattHibbard19937 ай бұрын
Why are all of his songs so unironically good?
@JUNESTUNESFM8 ай бұрын
I've been on a downward spiral for like, a month obsessing with Rrhoid Boyz related projects and the many other assorted faces of Mr Pure. Tell me, has anyone found anything further or recent or just, anything? I've found stuff only as far as 2005 100% by them and am violently just trying to grab for glimpses of anyone named "Rob Sutton"? I don't know if there's a dedicated community I could join or if it's just fellow freaks spread across these comments.
@JUNESTUNESFM8 ай бұрын
I don't even want an "interview" or something, I'm just trying to figure out if Hemmorhoy lives
@robsutton30926 ай бұрын
Good questions!
@JUNESTUNESFM6 ай бұрын
@@robsutton3092 I awake at 3:50 A.M. EST, a tad bit late, and am aghast and surprised to learn that Rob Sutton, or Mr. Pure and the many names of him, lives, completely wonderful to hear
@h39z5 ай бұрын
EAR!
@eddiegoof10 ай бұрын
Classic
@davidedavidedav11 ай бұрын
yea, i need to listen to this everyday
@NotDerekSmart11 ай бұрын
Same
@krilinc266811 ай бұрын
yep
@daltrui315 Жыл бұрын
this song has been living in my head rent-free for like 20 years now.
@TPTnny Жыл бұрын
Could somebody please post the lyircs?!!
@user-yr8mu1ce1m Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain who this guy is? Not saying I hate it, but suddenly tried to find the actual artist of a mislabeled TMBG file I had when I was 10 and found this guy.
@generalchaos6 Жыл бұрын
I set this video to x0.25 thinking it would undistort the chipmunk voice so I could hear the singers real voice…I am retarded…
@Marcha- Жыл бұрын
im loosing my mind
@daveydonalddoo4880 Жыл бұрын
This song is so comforting
@daveydonalddoo4880 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@goofygoober4901 Жыл бұрын
this song is genuinely amazing
@LoveHandle4890 Жыл бұрын
Logan Pauls theme song.
@basedsoldieroftheglorioust9556 Жыл бұрын
Rhino video
@alexanderpennington40552 жыл бұрын
This song is so underrated
@alexanderpennington40552 жыл бұрын
How ironic is it that this song is pure genius?
@barrycoyle32412 жыл бұрын
abraham lincoln won't no real cowbot
@RichSch562 жыл бұрын
Great, I still have this album on vinyl.....a bit hazy, but i'm pretty sure i saw them live in Cheltenham, in what was the Night Owl nightclub/occasional gig venue around 1981...can anyone else remember seeing them there?
@DZ-nb2vp2 жыл бұрын
I bought a beautiful painting from an estate sale 2 years ago signed by Ramona Carlier. I wonder if it’s the lead singer to this band?
@LoveHandle48902 жыл бұрын
Perfect for the ending credits of a film.
@robsutton3092 Жыл бұрын
What film did you have in mind? I’ve often imagined changing the whole impact of a movie by merely selecting different music to be played over the end credits. Like playing “Baby Got Back” at the end of Schindler’s List. What would that say to an audience about the filmmakers’ intent? Does it change the truths contained within the body of the story? How do we view the Cosby Show after the revelations about Bill Cosby’s crimes?
@mrwrong2815 Жыл бұрын
@@robsutton3092 The answer is obvious, this song belongs in the end credits of a Hemmorhoy Rogers biopic. Now when does the next album come out? it's been decades already since we have had any new Hemmorhoy material.
@robsutton3092 Жыл бұрын
@@mrwrong2815 I’ve heard rumors of a new album, though it’s nearly inconceivable that it’s anywhere near the brilliance that’s come before. I mean what more could he say? What more can anyone say? Hemorrhoy was not merely out of touch or unconcerned with early 90s American culture. He was prescient and unconcerned about generations upon generations to come. Perhaps all that it could be is a giant, ear splitting and redundant fart.
@LoveHandle48902 жыл бұрын
Please stand for America’s true pledge of allegiance.
@JohnBrown-pq9tj Жыл бұрын
At least this one is jaunty for a change.
@OhNehNee Жыл бұрын
WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@paulgoogol26528 ай бұрын
@@OhNehNee203.346 horsebacks 🇺🇲
@LoveHandle48902 жыл бұрын
Theme song of my life.
@animefinn2 жыл бұрын
this song is about me
@gallibon13192 жыл бұрын
Beta Maximo did a good cover of this song recently.
@gallibon13192 жыл бұрын
I could have sworn their used to be more comments on here...
@skatechonkcatmetal2 жыл бұрын
Quick tip if you get a the doors record and speed it up it sounds scarily like hemroy rogers
@gallibon13192 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go try that now.
@KingOFuh2 жыл бұрын
Lead singer is Swiss-born Ramona Wilkins-Carlier, Teacher at Hasmonean High Screwel, London. Education was at Middlesex University, with a PGCE in Secondary Education and Teaching, 2001 - 2002, and a Bachelor of Arts in Social Policy. She has repeatedly turned down requests for her to appear on Britain's Got Talent because of "the friggin' kids!" she has in her life as a teacher. Anyway, it's weird seeing Ramona today and back then side by side. It's almost as if they were the same person.
@non-applicable35482 жыл бұрын
Based
@notaflyy2 жыл бұрын
what is this a remix of? this isnt original
@Eeflixx2 жыл бұрын
As I recall, this is track 32 (I Am Retarded (Remix-With-New-New-Middle-Part)) off of "Cream of What". The other version is track 9 (I Am Retarded Ded Did Dead Did Dead Did Did Did Did). The track 9 version seems like it's a sped up version of the track 32 version, but I guess track 32 could be a slowed down version of track 9. The slightly-slowed track 32 version is also the one on "Clippity Klopp Don't Rob Me" where it's listed as "I'm Retarded (Remix)". This is the version that's been shared around the internet as "I am retarded", so that's what I titled the video 8 years ago.
@notaflyy2 жыл бұрын
@@Eeflixx heard a song on spotify that sounded just like it, must be inspired
@VisionRandom2 жыл бұрын
Perturbador ....
@XRMTTF2 жыл бұрын
this song is monumental
@es-uw8cm2 жыл бұрын
when I was 4, my parents bought me a record player & let me play a stack of 78s that they had. this was one of them. I'm 62 now & this is one of my top 10 favorite songs of all time.
@Mentallysubnormal Жыл бұрын
Good memories, I used to listen to this in my used 67 chevelle back in the 70s I do so love the smell of leaded gas fumes.
@Mentallysubnormal11 ай бұрын
@@Jenjihomurajoke? What joke? How dare you call my life’s story a joke and this song isn’t funny it’s extremely sad especially the ending.
@non-applicable354822 күн бұрын
@Mentallysubnormal the world doesn't revolve around you