I am retarded- Hemorrhoy Rogers

[@christiandesuede6770]

The only song in the world 8 billion people can truthfully relate to.

[@arnoldcoleman14]

yes, it will purify all of our souls with the truth

[@Mortified42]

Yeah just 8 billion, myself excluded.

[@daltrui315]

this song has been living in my head rent-free for like 20 years now.

[@mrv2174]

I use to smoke weed. Listen to this and laugh for like 30 minutes straight. Got a six pack from laughing

[@LaDonnaB-m7q]

I'm doing that now.

[@davidedavidedav]

yea, i need to listen to this everyday

[@es-uw8cm]

when I was 4, my parents bought me a record player & let me play a stack of 78s that they had. this was one of them. I'm 62 now & this is one of my top 10 favorite songs of all time.

[@Mentallysubnormal]

Good memories, I used to listen to this in my used 67 chevelle back in the 70s I do so love the smell of leaded gas fumes.

[@Mentallysubnormal]

@@Jenjihomurajoke? What joke? How dare you call my life’s story a joke and this song isn’t funny it’s extremely sad especially the ending.

[@non-applicable3548]

​@Mentallysubnormal the world doesn't revolve around you

[@JohnBrown-pq9tj]

They Might Be Giants is my favorite band, but I still loled every time I saw this credited to them on file-sharing services.

[@Zaepg]

Downloaded this track off Kazaa mislabled as TMBG...back in the day....

[@aureliajade]

I had the Napster version and it was credited to them! Fucking LOL

[@aitch9053]

Slow the track down 50%, it's clearly John Linnell.

[@TheSentinel909]

I've JUST found out this is NOT TMBG thanks to your comment :o

[@tjrizvi251]

Holy shit YOU TOO?!?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@The_Real_David_Davidson]

My name is Terry (I will not be giving my last name) and I was a junior radio analyst at the National Science Foundation. In 2009 I was stationed at the Arecibo Research Facility in Puerto Rico. On the night of May 11th, for a period of just over 26 minutes (from 1:18am to roughly 1:44am) I was alone and unsupervised in the observatory's secondary control room. According to the scheduler we were in a good position to view the Gliese 581 star system (a Red Dwarf star roughly 20.5 light years from Earth with a potential for multiple habitable exoplanets). I broadcasted this song on a loop for just shy of eight minutes before the system was out of frame (due to Earth's axial spin) and the excess power drain was noticed and cut off. I was terminated and threatened with arrest but in the end they decided that if this information went public it would be an enormous blow to the image of SETI so I was instead flown home and blacklisted in the science community. The radiowaves containing this song will reach the system in mid to late 2029. If it is received by any intelligent life the earliest reply would not be heard until the year 2050. By then I will ne dead.

[@robsutton3092]

Thank you for sharing this story. You made my year!

[@l8th8mx]

LEGEND!!

[@JohnBrown-pq9tj]

Cute, but utterly bogus.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Please stand for America’s true pledge of allegiance.

[@JohnBrown-pq9tj]

At least this one is jaunty for a change.

[@OhNehNee]

WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@paulgoogol2652]

​@@OhNehNee203.346 horsebacks 🇺🇲

[@PhantomOfLiberty]

This song has haunted me for 20 years...woke up with it in my head the last 3 days. Learning the chords on guitar now...im still amazed at how catchy the melody is

[@rumourhats]

Did you figure out the chords?

[@benjiunofficial]

40,000 years from now, this recording is all that remains of the human race. Alien scientists pore over it, trying to unlock its secrets.

[@premature0autopsy]

Song of my life

[@Eeflixx]

I know the feeling.

[@Assimandeli]

This song pops up in my head at least once a month. This has been the case for years now. It's a cursed track

[@jankriz9199]

I feel you on existential level, man. This cognitive masochism has brought me here again.

[@morganvogel2829]

Jan Kříž read “the flower’s desire” and you will understand why

[@Tikonor]

Yep, here we go again

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

This pops up because of my job lmfao

[@griffinjones6491]

same

[@HazelTheHare]

Who would have thought a song with this kind of meme energy could have been made in 1998.

[@notaflyy]

thats because its a drug song zoomer

[@Mentallysubnormal]

@@notaflyy I mean it sounds like something a zoomer "epunk" artist would make.

[@alexanderpennington4055]

How ironic is it that this song is pure genius?

[@rossreid9092]

Something is soothing about this

[@KattKirsch]

A centerpiece of the great American songbook.

[@LordPastaProductions]

I swear that I must have heard this somewhere a long time ago because listening to this gives me so much happy nostalgia feels that I unironically like listening to it.

[@SM-ok3sz]

YTMND?

[@fagglebag]

Assassins creed glitch video?

[@TheMatsushitaMan]

Herobrine Hotel Service

[@gallibon1319]

It's appeared in a lot of older YTPs and meme videos back in the early days of KZbin.

[@desuretard8654]

Jettan

[@billgruneschwert4712]

Takes me back to my college days

[@LoveHandle4890]

Theme song of my life.

[@h39z]

Thanks alot man it really means a lot this means so much to I, for one, cannot thank you ENOUGH!

[@h39z]

Good days to this one

[@aronjohnson2553]

I enjoy the in depth lyrics.

[@DiverCTH]

How I cope with clients who have more dollars than sense.

[@Voltra98]

Notice when I tell him to land he goes upwards! He goes up! Like he realizes he is not supposed to be here! - Lord Scatsbury

[@daveydonalddoo4880]

This song is so comforting

[@scoingwelboe3163]

Listen on .5 speed for a nice dance floor jam.

[@arnoldcoleman14]

this will save mankind.

[@Mischief_Manager93]

my brain when I try to talk to women

[@goofygoober4901]

this song is genuinely amazing

[@NotDerekSmart]

Same

[@Someone_wrf]

Relatable.

[@eddiegoof]

Classic

[@sonicguyver7445]

I first discovered this song decades ago in the early days of 4chan. A Flash loop set to this song and two furry kids jumping around on a bed.

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

The Scatsbury

[@thornage2333]

You want to fly together?

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

@@thornage2333 What? Lol

[@thornage2333]

Lord Scatsbury brought me here lol

[@allysha.27]

My wedding song

[@marukoification]

still legendary

[@animefinn]

sums up my life

[@JUNESTUNESFM]

I've been on a downward spiral for like, a month obsessing with Rrhoid Boyz related projects and the many other assorted faces of Mr Pure. Tell me, has anyone found anything further or recent or just, anything? I've found stuff only as far as 2005 100% by them and am violently just trying to grab for glimpses of anyone named "Rob Sutton"? I don't know if there's a dedicated community I could join or if it's just fellow freaks spread across these comments.

[@JUNESTUNESFM]

I don't even want an "interview" or something, I'm just trying to figure out if Hemmorhoy lives

[@robsutton3092]

Good questions!

[@JUNESTUNESFM]

​@@robsutton3092 I awake at 3:50 A.M. EST, a tad bit late, and am aghast and surprised to learn that Rob Sutton, or Mr. Pure and the many names of him, lives, completely wonderful to hear

[@h39z]

EAR!

[@stupus4417]

This song makes me fart.

[@rayphoenix7296]

Describes most of the people that work in the government.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Logan Pauls theme song.

[@analara6783]

Great song

[@kowalityjesus]

thnx 4 upload, gangsta

[@TPTnny]

Could somebody please post the lyircs?!!

[@edgein1830]

The don and mike show

[@AnchorOfTime]

Did they finally stop crediting this to TMBG?

[@teslasrevenge]

What a prophetic song about politicians

[@non-applicable3548]

Based

[@jacfalcon]

I FOUND IT.🎉

[@RimeyCH]

Up means Go straight to hell to a dragon.

[@hansnielsen4165]

My favorit flat earther song.

[@animefinn]

this song is about me

[@andrewmainor9253]

play at .75 speed!!!!!

[@skatechonkcatmetal]

Quick tip if you get a the doors record and speed it up it sounds scarily like hemroy rogers

[@gallibon1319]

I'm gonna go try that now.

[@bryansbooks]

Story of my life

[@euridious1458]

Screw it I’ll just walk!

[@daveydonalddoo4880]

Fr

[@seifoswaglel5823]

Lyrics: I am retarded

[@LaDonnaB-m7q]

*Dootduh doot doooo (×2) Dootduh dooooooooo

[@febri3653]

Damn this song so nice

[@SakuraSnow-]

モンハンでムカつくことランキングから来ました このBGM好き！

[@tomgavin768]

The don and Mike show. Wjfk

[@tfpa78]

The best!

[@amoswhite6729]

Every time I jam some sockeye I gotta jam some hemrog

[@arbecknoore700]

Relatable

[@PmerjYT]

Stand up to the national anthem of everyone's ex gf who you hate

[@PmerjYT]

Yes I just literally roast her. Just cuz she were lesbian This comment means that I'm homophobic or not???? first of all, yes she was bi, then got to lesb and I'm a male

[@Unorthodox-]

@@PmerjYT NO it was justified

[@PmerjYT]

​@@Unorthodox- thanks for standing against the hate of my ex for cheating on me, atleast I cheated back on her 🙏🏻

[@gallibon1319]

Beta Maximo did a good cover of this song recently.

[@mcpuckles1459]

bootiful😰

[@MVJR8785]

nice 👌

[@barrycoyle3241]

abraham lincoln won't no real cowbot

[@brrrrt9605]

I am again in the weird part of KZbin.

[@VisionRandom]

Perturbador ....

[@basedsoldieroftheglorioust9556]

Rhino video

[@DiverCTH]

Alex Jones' theme song

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

Snowflake

[@D3V0R4H.]

@@Vistal11 got em

[@JohnBrown-pq9tj]

You triggered the InfoWars nancy boys.

[@LotteYanson]

@@JohnBrown-pq9tj I mean to be fair Alex did call himself “kind of retarded”

[@jessicaroberts521]

anyone here from art chad’s live streams

[@madmuffinz]

SourPls

[@okolepuka808]

guitar chords?

[@Eeflixx]

I wish I knew.

[@megashadow3789]

Eeflixx: The chords to this song are on chordify... they are pretty fast though.. so yeh I dunno if they are spot on like sing it mrs ass.

[@iknowimanalien3878]

C Dm F G Am F G F G C F / F G Em Am F G Am G F Dm F G C F

[@Stitchgamer863]

whqt

[@hellsapoppin9326]

U here from superiorfox too?

[@marcosvitaplay]

@@hellsapoppin9326yea that fckng gyat fox bring me here too

[@Lycan_Jedi]

What I hear when Conspiracy Theroists talk.

[@lenny7773]

Hi from the future

[@Seasniffer1969]

This aged well. Covid. Nordstream, hunters laptop Epstein island. P. Diddy.

[@notaflyy]

what is this a remix of? this isnt original

[@Eeflixx]

As I recall, this is track 32 (I Am Retarded (Remix-With-New-New-Middle-Part)) off of "Cream of What". The other version is track 9 (I Am Retarded Ded Did Dead Did Dead Did Did Did Did). The track 9 version seems like it's a sped up version of the track 32 version, but I guess track 32 could be a slowed down version of track 9. The slightly-slowed track 32 version is also the one on "Clippity Klopp Don't Rob Me" where it's listed as "I'm Retarded (Remix)". This is the version that's been shared around the internet as "I am retarded", so that's what I titled the video 8 years ago.

[@notaflyy]

@@Eeflixx heard a song on spotify that sounded just like it, must be inspired

[@Kaocyde]

This song is too politically incorrect. When I sing along, I make sure to change the words to "I am R-worded"

[@non-applicable3548]

Regard alert

[@gallibon1319]

This song was made back in the day when saying the r-word was just immature slang and nothing else.

[@non-applicable3548]

@@gallibon1319 you're retarded if you thinknits anything other than immature slang

[@gallibon1319]

@@non-applicable3548 I SAID back then, not today. I obviously dont think so now. And calling me the r-word kind of undoes your point, doesn't it?

[@ShadowEclipse777]

Modern day American Republican voters be like: