Articulating another one of the great mysteries of the universe

Have you tried turning it on?

maybe it’s that big fucking stick right below your hand

Hahahaha

Neutral then e parking brake

I know why you’ll never buy a BMW. You don’t know how it works.

Can't afford one anyway😅

Over Engineered German stuff , they did that with their Tiger Tanks as well !

Yes take something simple and jack it up. Excellent, great job automakers. I’m sure that significant technological improvement cost an extra 3099$ . Genius.

BMWs suck, timing chain snapped no recourse, complete pricks

It's Alt+f4 man, even kids know that

Put it in neutral and press on the P button, and set your park brake.

Pull that handbrake up!!

Stay away from them. They're trash.

This shows money can't buy intelligence 😂

Why usians are so dumb 😂😂😂

There's something wrong with your BMW, two green lights are displaying on and off again in the dashboard.

The scary thing is , we share the road with some of these people. Owner's manual... I'm sure it's in the glove box, I pray to god you can read.

Only parks in designated oil drip zones. 😂

I'll trade you for my 95 Firebird.

Get a manual vehicle & learn to drive the gears 😂

So much for just getting in a car and driving...

Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A start

There’s a whole handbrake in the car? What am I missing?

Nutural then pull the handbrake up

Up down left right left push select

I will never buy a BMW cause I cannot afford it. You can feel better now.

Maybe the button with p on it beside the shifter….

They’ve made cars complicated for no reason other than shit to break

They show you this stuff at the dealer looks like you failed to pay attention. Put it in neutral and then E-brake. Not too difficult to figure out haha. 😂

Put it in neutral, release the brake and it should go automatic in park

BMW.. cars for idiots

Lol, americans...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Read the manual if you can't figure it out for yourself.

RTFM!

Is he joking or is he deadass ??

because it doesn't come with a manual? :)

All he has to do is put the car in park and hit the engine off button and presto chango the car is parked

You'll never buy a BMW because it's too expensive for you 😂

Buddy, your handbrake is litteraly a handbrake, just use ur hands

Leave it reverse my friend then turn the engine off

That's the punishment for not buying a manual

You know what's wrong the orange engine light isn't on, BMW's don't run properly without that light permanently on😂😂😂

Have you rang the dealership, they could probably look at it in about six or seven months for you.

Maybe you should have asked that question to the person who sold or rented you that car. Or take a fucking bus.

The aftermarket shifter is the issue. Don’t blame BMW for someone’s home depot mods!

Lol

Some mothers do have them!! Learn to read the manual or Asking someone also helps immensely!! Have you tried either one of those Einstein?? 😎😎

Is this guy an idiot? 1. There's a manual. 2. There's google.

He is on the highway wondering how to drive to the park. The parking brake is the parkingbrakehandle behind the gearstick.