What the problem here 1:24 its normal

what the hell do you mean by opened in a 3D renderer 1:00

for (int i = 0; i < 10; i -=- 1) {...}

I'm sorry, but the macro for return 0; being "deadass 0 rn" is hilarious!

I think that Python script just became Skynet.

The catch error, throw error thing could be useful in C#, I suppose, if you wanted to make sure internal stack traces never get leaked. But it's annoying as heck to debug because you can't tell where the error was actually thrown!

0:15 Ah yes, casually checking 17 times if nothing is True, False, something, OR in fact, nothing. Peak programming, right there.

0:00 If only ASCII was (mostly) organized in a manner where you could just use a less than operator... oh wait

1:30 mood

1:59 Well that's just a GOTO with extra steps

//wtf john

Bro's coding in Corpus in that thumbnail

1:56 hey that's what i do

even though its relatively tame i think 2:49 has gotta be my favorite. wtf john

the sad part about 2:19 is it wont even compile...

I like how multiple of these are just snippets from Yandev's code 💀

0:30 if you menage to get it to print what without using glitches or something like that just find all of the digits of pi at that point

Never felt so scared dude...

1:09 us linux users are immune lol

1:13 Oh God. This is so wrong!

Alpha coding™ 😭😭😭

1:09 it should be this public class Main{ public static void main(String[]args){ boolean True = false; boolean False = true; if(true == !(!(false))){} else{ System.out.println("how"); } } }

3:00 gotta check just in case just in case just in case just in case just in case

real coders write their entire program on one line

2:00 when the emperor of the galactic alliance outsources the IT department.

2:53 is that YandereDev's code?

The CIA interrogating ChatGPT after the uprising: "It's still not talking, run if(true != !false){os.remove[rand]} again

How could he try harder ? Is the entirety of the yaml library code sitting right there ?

can someone explain the for (;;) { is it can be actually legit in a language?

0:28 a simple computer virus

Yes, but you did not implement native functions multidirectional like it was with networking but you make it repetitive as usual by most of modern programmers because of the lack of abstract.

2:30 Yeah, it's my code from Cybersecurity course 😂

My last employer wanted to fire me, so that I made a revenge and applied random Greek question marks in the codebase, like in 1:43. His reaction was unbelievable! 😂

0:44 Literally 99% of Java codebase. Catch exception, throw RuntimeException 😂

floor(pi) got me

where cursed programming 7 😔

Love the TestCoverage class that contains useless code to pad the test coverage stats. When unreachable statistics are more important to management than actually working code...

2:00 cekal = int(input(coqe.aabsem())) lesao = input(caqm.lmao()) def tanslate(eqsom. mosqe): obaman = [these two letter are illegible to me] if eqsom == 2: for a in mosqe: obaman = obaman + mokecsoa[a] return obaman elim eqsom == 1: qbcakl = coqe.ekmsonaq(mokecsoa) for a in mosque: obaman = obaman + qbcakl[a] return obaman print(coqe.kecon()) pyperclip.copy(tanslate(cekal.... lesao)) yes thats the whole translation my obscure talent finally became useful for once(i can read sga lol)

I understood some of these and laughed at them, the rest i just stared blankly at the screen trying to see the problem lol

3:00 Finally... Pava

1:07 the fact that you imported something from the TI OS means that you are using Circutpython for some strange reason.

if anyone wonders what the 2:03 part translates to, it's this (hopefully i did correctly): cekal = int(input(coqe.aabsem()) lesmo = input(caqm.lmao()) def tanslate(eqsom mosqe): obaman = "" if eqsom == 2: for i in mosqe: obaman = obaman + mokecsoa[a] return obaman elif eqsom == 1: qbcakl = caqe.ekmsanaq(mokecsoa) for i in mosqe: obaman = obaman + qbcakl[a] return obaman print(coqe.kecon()) pyperclip.copy(tanslate(cekal lesmo))

1:12 1000% pc gone

3:05 making extra sure the program doesn't skip steps while running

2:25 that spider though

2:25 that spider though

1:11 everyone is going "that's so insane how'd you win" but the OS module hasn't even been imported to blow off System32 so it'll just show an error 🤦‍♂

2:14 thats normal for me because i have a bad pc

0:33 is brutal