cursed programming 5

[@stevesnoob]

Funniest thing about the guessing game to me, is that "number" will always be a float, so you will pretty much always lose the game.

[@FriedMonkey362]

Nice one Sherlock

[@fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223]

math.floor() math.ceil() ez

[@unflexian]

ALSO the os.remove uses unescaped backslashes, so you'll get an error for undefined ASCII character \W or something similar

[@tbqhwyf]

Lose* "Loose" typically means "weakly attached". For example, a loose bicycle chain is a chain that isn't tensioned properly.

[@stevesnoob]

@@tbqhwyf Yeah, I accidentally made a grammatical error. Thanks for telling me!

[@1everysecond511]

1:09 "I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning..." - G-Man

[@matheusguerrascheffer6518]

That one was brutal, the dude didn't even gave us a real chance...

[@No0ne4ik]

import os?

[@kiddsawesomechanel]

Some poor guy who downloaded the code: “MY COMPUTER BROKE! WHY?!?” The person who wrote the code purposefully adding .000001 to the number: “No regrets, Mr. Freeman…”

[@OctagonalSquare]

I love the one of all the commits because you can tell which one finally actually worked

[@cementsandwich]

true

[@AlanDarkheart]

eslaf!@@cementsandwich

[@Mateo-zi8ub]

1:09 that is how harcore mode should work in video games

[@DjKauzi]

lol

[@untodesu]

harcore

[@memetech-]

os.remove()

[@heart_locket2]

"harcore" bro listened to the voices

[@prosto_a_user]

"harcore" bro is Minecraft Bedrock Edition dev

[@matthewmitchell3457]

The super dramatic Incredibles music really did it for me, enhances the sense of horror, and makes you appreciate Michael Giacchino all the more.

[@cementsandwich]

he's such a good composer

[@1nwb-4dnws]

Loves his OSTs for MOH

[@jarrod752]

This isn't cursed programming. This is job security.

[@moralfuxery]

0:18 I laugh now, but that was me at some point in the past. Fack you Python you beautiful bastard.

[@proboiz_50]

It doesn't only did the math bad , it even take the wrong input😂😂

[@williamdrum9899]

I don't get it

[@proboiz_50]

@@williamdrum9899 what's the thing you don't get?

[@psychoshaman]

2:48 did this shit in class cuz I already knew c++ before we started learning it, teacher literally called me fucked up

[@3RR0RNULL]

Once I learn c++ I am going to do this.

[@Xaim023]

can you explain that to me? i tried looking it up but only got more confused

[@psychoshaman]

@@Xaim023 you can alias most things using define, for example you can alias every command and sign in hello world so your whole program is made from just e letters and compilator translates every e's sequence to corresponding command

[@Xaim023]

@@psychoshaman thank you

[@PAKTC]

2:16 basically any batch game in a nutshell

[@thesinglemathnerd]

0:47 I wasted a good 5 minutes of my life translating the whole thing character by character only to be greeted with "the link" at the end

[@thekaliss1]

What's "the link"?

[@sciencefun5482]

@@thekaliss1 never gonna give....

[@KlaroNebulous]

😂

[@helloiamenergyman]

​@@sciencefun5482I thought they meant goatse ngl ;_;

[@puppergump4117]

They say when they broke Enigma it was those lyrics

[@pegleg759]

2:56 Most efficient Python program

[@3RR0RNULL]

And it even manages to run in less than 7 years!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!

[@timothy1498_boi]

Yep, the efficient phyton program!!1!

[@memetech-]

Look at it this way - where' C's pip? I can't pipc install something like I can in Python

[@slugintub]

@@memetech- skill issue

[@baranjan6969]

I feel bad for the hacker trying to analyze your program

[@startea0412]

Well, analyzing or trying to understand others program is already a torture in some sort, so hacker signing himself for a torture😅

[@onethegogd5783]

3:00 when python heard you saying " python is slow "

[@drennel3185]

"Yes, I use a different editor for each language, why?" -someone on discord

[@realsilver]

jetbrains IDE-s be like

[@lstuma]

I mean I do because some don't support all syntax highlighting.

[@novarender_]

This hurts

[@aname2432]

This makes me uncomfortable

[@kitchaos1118]

3:00 Good to see that not even python can defeat the CPU hogging of chrome.

[@Steel0079]

Its sorted name wise in asc order. And chrome is at 0%. If it was more than python the power usage value for chrome would also say very high, whereas it says very low

[@kitchaos1118]

@@Steel0079 doesn't the cpu usage say 8 for chrome and 4 for the pythons?

[@rysea9855]

​@@kitchaos1118 It says 0. You can also tell by the fact that the box is a lighter shade of yellow

[@gachispy]

@@Steel0079 they were referring to "memory"

[@link_safe]

​@@rysea9855 Awesome, ty

[@48exa]

These videos will never fail to be amazing

[@end41r53]

legend here wtf

[@PAKTC]

0:49 a legit way to obfuscate batch scripts gotta love how this person runs setlocal enabledelayedexpansion just so they can use ! instead of % for variables

[@maxwellcrafter]

I did that cause it looks nicer while making it slightly harder to reverse

[@ulricoiho420]

realizing that edge takes up 75% memory with only one tab

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

2:34 The cursed part of this is not the breathtaking amount of pointless inversions, but the amount of mismatched parentheses. (Not to mention nearly all (or all of them depending on if JavaScript requires while loop conditions to be enclosed in them or not) of them are also unnecessary)

[@molybdaen45]

0:11 you're paid by line of code so you started developing funny methods

[@iexist_nt]

companies actually do that? 💀

[@sakamocat]

0:00 ah yes, me creating a full c++ project and then github thinks its 99.9% of makefiles 🤡

[@chri-k]

does it actually do that?

[@sakamocat]

@@chri-k yes if you upload the makefile first, they just update it on the first file for some reason

[@Adam_le_Zigoto]

Commit only the CMakeLists.txt, and .gitignore all the makefile crap

[@vladyslavkryvoruchko]

even aliens from mars can relate

[@locutusque9111]

0:24 us AI researchers see bullcrap like this pretty often, especially with smaller language models

[@bwsince1926]

I had to fight the senior developer where I work because he basically forced me to use a full If/Else statement in place of a ternary operator "in case I want to add more stuff in that else bit". Don't get me started on him using "If is true do things" instead of "if it's false break". All the time. With If statements inside If statements. Cursed!

[@farhanaditya2647]

Bro what the heck? Are you sure he's a *senior* developer?

[@bwsince1926]

@@farhanaditya2647 For 20 odd years! Man, if you read some of his code, you'd probably be having a laugh as well. Or the UI of his applications (NO whitespace, gigantic titles on every form, unnecessarily descriptive buttons...)

[@AditiSingh-yb8fq]

Programmers: "HTML is not a programming language" Programming Logo: ""

[@bimokayoba]

oh yeah lol 🤣

[@vadiks20032]

hello world 0

[@idkyet9458]

[@vadiks20032]

@@idkyet9458 0

[@EdKolis]

One head, one body, one HTML One cup of Java which we script... 🙏🏻

[@finnchillah3974]

0:47 in the bottom right corner that is most definitely the rickroll link

[@kunixin]

the second image (0:10) just prints 4 lines of absolutely nothing, i did the program and its probably the most fun time ive ever had programming

[@alexgaming7249]

How though..? There is one print, other one must come from the first if and the eilfs mustn't activate because if was..? Only two must be printed...

[@saitamatechno]

@@alexgaming7249 I agree with alex

[@kunixin]

@@alexgaming7249 nvm it prints 4, i just put random logical operators that at least made the code work

[@heck_n_degenerate940]

If I understand it correctly it goes through each of these horrendous conditionals and outputs a blank line if true. So I would expect the 1st and 5th statements to be true. So if the output is 4 lines, what are the other 2 statements?

[@nah1110]

Wait I thought if the if statement or any elif statement associated with it is true then it should stop evaluating the other instances? So it should just print nothing at the start and then another nothing from the if statement and that's it - 2 blank lines. Correct me if i'm wrong.

[@GSFigure]

We programmers all had a time when we made such unoptimized code that today we actively avoid it to protect our sanity.

[@novarender_]

This is purely maliciously optimized

[@BruttiF27]

I remember writing 5 or 6 if else statements in a row before learning about switch case. Ignosce mihi, pater, quia peccavi. (Lord forgive me, for I have sinned.)

[@singh.guransh]

such type of videos are crucial for a coder to maintain the sanity. great effort by the channel I must say!

[@recklesspangolin]

that first one is me, I tend to separate css for each page and media queries for mobile so I don't have to be confused in development stage, then I'll merge all the css files into one into production lmao

[@unflexian]

and host all css in one repo??

[@recklesspangolin]

@@unflexian everything is in one repo, of course

[@unflexian]

@@recklesspangolin oh alright

[@hackergaming6372]

0:44 glad I am not the only person who uses e’s as variables a lot

[@G-Five]

0:15 UUUGHHH BRACKETS IN IF STATEMENTS IN PYTHON AAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Nick12_45]

1:10 hehe we do a lil trolin 😏

[@gabrielnobrev]

0:00 average codepen user

[@EdKolis]

Love the TestCoverage class that contains useless code to pad the test coverage stats. When unreachable statistics are more important to management than actually working code...

[@WackoMcGoose]

2:38 Anyone else get nerd-sniped trying to see if it resolves to "not not not not true" only to completely miss the _paren mismatch?_

[@Templarfreak]

what's really cursed about it is that it seems like their editor *isnt complaining about it* in the screencap

[@Wkaelx]

1:09 10.000001 > 10, they lied to me.

[@tomrow32]

1:05 Nice, graphing calculator nonsense

[@maxwellcrafter]

Most efficient way even if jank ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@СеняМорсин]

2:38 WHY THE DUCK THEY OPEN 2 BRACKETS AND NEVER CLOSE THEM😢😢😢💀💀💀

[@brightblackhole2442]

there's a bit more than 2 unclosed parentheses

[@Zatrit]

3:04 POV: compiling Skia on Windows using Ninja

[@vladyslavkryvoruchko]

0:03 bro github shows that my project is 70% cmake and 30% c++, my case is not recoverable

[@nekoracore3378]

AaaaaaaaAaAaAAAaAAaaAAAAaaaaaa FINDING MY HAPPY PLACE. FIIIIIIIINDIMG MY HAPPY PLACE

[@kuba4ful]

2:02 looks exatly like my commits, except instead of v2/v3 i say "fix translate again", "fix translate one more time", "fix translate final (i hope)", "fix translate final final"

[@marcoshenriques3118]

Those vídeos always get me MAD laughing, i cant stop 😂

[@gandalfgrey91]

I’m beginning to wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes

[@tredI9100]

0:29 filesystem corruption

[@jameslockwood8008]

Any non-monospace font in the terminal is just going to look awful, or goofy at best.

[@olegchernysh8391]

I barely understand few command, but im just dying when i see programmer's reactions on these.

[@unflexian]

Nice I love this energy try reading 1:09 it should be understandable

[@axiom123]

@@unflexianI feel like just reading “os.remove System32” should be enough to figure it out 💀

[@dmitryvakulenko3269]

2:48 shortest java class name

[@5cover]

I've made more than my fair share of bad commit messages, but these are just on another level.

[@wescube-ligma]

no programmers were harmed when making this video

[@christopherr8441]

This song is perfect for this

[@hengstus8411]

The music really makes these.

[@marasmusine]

I can't quite place it but it sounds like John Barry.

[@explosive_koala1]

I like when the authors put comments in their code acknowledging the horrors they made

[@Jenkkimie]

This video gave me a PTSD.

[@PlaylistCollector2112]

DO NOT OPEN VSCODE AT 3AM! (SCARY CLICKBAIT THUMBNAIL)

[@TheBlackopsDS]

1:10 absolutely floored me

[@lautischeibe]

0:40 i did a full alphabet with this one LMAO

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

0:10 This is the code of someone desperately trying to debug a problem where nothing is helping

[@kooskoos1234]

I dont know why i clicked this video, i knew it would enrage me and yet i fell for it

[@lucascodebreak]

As a Programmer, this give me Vietnam flashbacks

[@VeryCooIName]

2:37 would raise a syntax error; theres like 30 opening parentheses and only one closing parentheses

[@afunnyusername798]

i'm scared

[@crazytiger6]

1:13 inputs “no” Since they have no input validation, trying to turn “no” into an integer will raise an error and crash the program

[@casev799]

I'm barely know shit about code and wanting to learn C but seeing so many ! statements in the thumbnail alone genuinely had me in a 1000 yard stare

[@Mutrax4706]

2:34 im not sure whats worse the insane unnecessity of "not" marks, OR HOW THE PARENTHES DONT MATCH!!! there are so many "(" but only one ")"

[@StellarSt0rm]

0:10 Nothing indeed

[@Memztroijan]

The thumbnail is a real work of art xD

[@RtepPWR]

I do love these! ♥

[@williamdrum9899]

1:59 Well that's just a GOTO with extra steps

[@starpawsy]

That encypherment at 0:47 could be done in like 1% of the code with a unix 'tr' command: tr '[a-z]' 'bxyzhn....wotevr' < infile > outfile

[@victorg9157]

cursed programming in c, i saw yesterday irl from a friend: while(1) { ptr= (int*) malloc (100*sizeof(char*)); } return 'AMOGUS';

[@ketaminepoptarts]

0:00 is what it feels like using any modern website

[@Joe-xr2xl]

for (;;) is not a war crime. Its spec lol i think of it as the forever loop.

[@dm121984]

1:12 Definite 'Jigsaw' vibes here.

[@godlypumpkin8745]

Game one lies. It says 1-10, but it is actually 1.000001-10.000001

[@cpucat]

1:05 Texas instruments, is that you

[@AraikSarkisyan]

2:00 Team Fortress 2 devs detected

[@wigwuck]

The fix translate commits one hits a little too close to home

[@eeti5658]

0:00 bro tried to center an element

[@moharexx3128]

Cursed Javascript you could use in next video: console.log(function(){return "Hello World!"}());

[@evanlacagnina3963]

2: 54 This last one really got me XD

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

That code in the thumbnail isn't even going to work because of the mismatched parentheses

[@simonwillover4175]

0:12 basically checks to see if an object (`nothing`) has the proper equality operators built in. If `nothing` doesn't (i.e. it is completely indescriminate) then the function returns None. If `nothing` DOES have the proper operators built in, then it returns `nothing`. I propose we rename this function to "is_pythonic" or something along those lines.

[@simonwillover4175]

Actually, the "is" statements kinda complicate this a lot.

[@mrlemflem]

1:09 truly rigged (even if you somehow guessed it, it would just give you a value error lol)

[@daze8410]

2:19 It's running on a literal potato

[@moskvin6175]

I love so much these videos lol

[@Peter-kn9jj]

1:09 os is not imported 2:35 there are no closing parentheses

[@PawelHerok]

ur saying that like the whole video isn’t cursed

[@Peter-kn9jj]

@@PawelHerok it's more than cursed especially at the mentioned timestamps

[@joedover302]

i mean to be fair you wouldn’t want to accidentally run the code and delete system 32

[@thomasveal7697]

1:07 the fact that you imported something from the TI OS means that you are using Circutpython for some strange reason.

[@rektleet]

yooo tom from myspace would be proud of the first one

[@exodus9017]

So entertaining thank you 😂

[@Tactcat]

thank you cement sandwich

[@eowynscience]

Truly tripping hackers

[@amazing-2545]

1:12 1000% pc gone

[@Infragion]

about guess game: python will say that he dont have permissions to delete that folder

[@timothy1498_boi]

0:01 the css 😭😭

[@sujalkumar1245]

This was really a nice one!

[@Fish-K-fischer-o-forke-Sr]

Need cursed programming 6

[@cementsandwich]

Soon

[@_bits_and_bytes]

0:00 Oh I see you're using tailwind CSS

[@dimankan]

страшно. вырубай