18:24 okay like i love this show but fucking hell karl was making a great point and other two twats just couldnt understand it at all and laughed at him. actual pea brains.

Merchant and Ricky talks about the rapists and nonces in showbiz 😂😂😂😂 at 1:25:31

I’ll just go to Steve uhh, ‘…orright?’

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Why do Karl’s parents go out and leave him alone when he was 7 or 8 in a ‘horrible’ 12 room house in Cornwall? Poor wee bugger although he seemed quite happy between Mrs Battersea, his calculator and his eyes glued shut. Glad he wasn’t terrified as a kid.

"How do you express yourself ?" "Whistle." There are signs of intelligent life.

I'll never forget the first time my girlfriend said to me that she loves my brain. <3

Karl would fire himself

Karl never laughs! How?!

Karl basically described an episode of black mirror

This is actually a great movie idea

GAY KID DIES (mids)

12:30 I thought I'd put something chill in the background at work while doing some boring spreadsheets but I can't focus 'cos I'm pissing myself laughing ahahahaha

I love how Karl just takes their shit but in the end he’s smarter than them

a baby seal is called a pup

The man with 2 faces was Edward Mordrake, who had a female face on the back of his head. The female face was only minimally responsive. This story was reported in 1895 Boston Post. There are only a few other cases of this deformity reported worldwide.

My dad and mom dont even remember me then. Karl nearly killed ricky with that line. so funny. Karl got to be the funniest man in the universe ! He is untouchable. Ricky`s redicule and comments bounce off Karl who calmly tell his stories. Its just amazing.

Weirdly I've found lying on a cold tile floor helps if I feel sick. The coldness does indeed get rid of the badness

"It will be like hummus" always gets me

A platypus is a duckotter. Kangeroos are a ratrabbit.the rest are tricky as well

Anybody go to another channel when the ads start?

Anybody still falling to sleep to these i do every neet 😂

@1:00:38 Karl designed the James Webb Telescope

I just realized that genxers were probably the people who took the term fascism to mean "someone I don't like" due to the way they used it in this video. Like it used to just mean "You put your own country and the people in it before other countries, and you'll make sure your army is prepared to defend your country if need be while incorporating socialist ideas into your economy" but now it just means "I personally don't like you". He used it in the content of "survival of the fittest" and that has nothing to do with anything regarding socialism or nationalism.

The movie idea is very similar to the movie “Criminal” with Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner.

Say what you want about Karl...but Black Mirror had a very similar story to his film idea! Wonder if Charlie Brooker happened to be at the coffee shop, that day 😂

It would have been 400 yards not metres in 1908....? #pedantsanonymous

Don’t drink while you’re listening to Karl i’ve just spat my bottle of coke everywhere

“Got some post for god here” ahahahahhahaha

Loving it in Texas. Thank you for the laughs.

5:15 I’ll be sixty-six next month. Is that what sixty year old blokes look like? I guess you see what you want when you look in the mirror. 😂

Munchies are chocolates 🙄

Luv big Steve’s laugh. Haha. So infectious.

Karl Pilkington is a bodhisattva

I'll never get bored of Pilko !

That fucking coffee/ tea ? pouring sound between clips gets right on my fucking nerves. Fuck this channel. Never using it again !

I think Black Mirror stole Karl's movie idea for the black museum episode.

Dude the volume difference in this is insane. I had to turn it up so high to hear it then I fell asleep and I was woken up by the commercial destroying my speakers 😭

Love his voice ! Karl

I'm officially stupid because I don't understand the "Twins guarding heaven and hell doors" segment either. I've had it explained a zillion time and I don't get it. I think if I were actually presented with this I would wear a nametag and ask one of them to tell me what it says.

0:00 to 43:00 is good,but the rest of it is just audio from an idiot abroad which is kinda ass

Karl doesn't necessarily have bad ideas - some of the things he thinks of can be quite insightful and even relatable. It's just that he's absolutely shit at communicating them 😂

the one faced man lmaoo

why is the volume so dam low?

With every year that passes we need to hand another concept to Karl being right When i realised that Karl thought up AR/VR and Rick and Steven just laughed at him 😭

ngl sometimes ricky and that other one are the dumb ones

I love it how Steve already has insight into Karl's ideas about the problem gene, etc. Like he's already had a discussion with Karl and Ricky is baited into this craziness. Hilarious!

27:27 Dead

tbf, he sometimes has a point

You can have it, but it's prone to stones 😂😂