Karl Pilkington | Funny Theories | Best of #4

Hope you all enjoy.

[@thee_pebble]

I swear there’s been like 3 films similar to karls movie plot lol and a episode of black mirror

[@jonathanfraser2579]

I've thought the same for years. A few of his rants have became black mirror episodes lol

[@wild.impala]

Yes!

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

@@RayTheomo the movie the lawnmower man came out in ‘92 and that was not the first depiction of VR.

[@johnwayne-3701]

He even predicted VR

[@realkrizz6539]

I was literally thinking throughout his entire story. "This sounds like that black mirror episode"

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Karl doesn't necessarily have bad ideas - some of the things he thinks of can be quite insightful and even relatable. It's just that he's absolutely shit at communicating them 😂

[@MrSkme]

He doesnt have bad ideas nor is bad at communicating them. But he has no filter. But is has great creativity.

[@heleng6968]

Karl's hilarious.His doppelganger theory had me laughing.Imagine if there were really 2 Karl's wonder if they'd get on or just argue 🤣🤣🤣

[@tee1up785]

Haha. “Init?” “Init.”

[@robertsmith3672]

Neither would admit to being wrong . He was funny before but now just annoying.

[@juliehebda6840]

Argue bc he wouldn't know which one was actually him lol

[@SameDickDifferentTimeline69]

Him saying the lesbian end is trendy 10 years later Netflix is literally buying anything with a lesbian in it. Prophet Karl strikes again

[@tyroon81]

Well done, you've proved that theory beyond reasonable doubt 😂

[@AA-hg5fk]

20 years later. Your estimation of time is as bad as Karl's!

[@hashfingers]

Lesbians and black people

[@DylanMaclean-jb1xk]

​@@AA-hg5fk 10 years you absolute melt

[@12Jakeyboy]

Also, he predicted that Morgan Freeman would play a doctor who thinks that we only use a percentage of our brain everyday. Which he did in 'Lucy' in 2014

[@rakadoni8403]

"Art should be there to tell a story, not just have a splash of colour". Awesome quote skimmed over

[@ProngedCommunity]

I love that too

[@ntkbnd7897]

"How did i know, which one i was." That isn't stupid, infact it's a great thought and a philosophical question. Reminds me of the Movie "Prestige".

[@cash4goldteeth]

Lol! Karl basically comes up with the movie plot of Being John Malkovich.

[@tyroon81]

Or did Karl steal the idea from Being John Malkovic??🤔🤔🤔

[@blu_sage7310]

So the plot to get out belongs to karl pilkington

[@rikobellic3567]

As a dutchman the “half fish, half dog” kinda makes sense😂 A seal is called a “zeehond” in dutch. It literally translates into seadog

[@oanafl]

lmao 😂😂😂 thanks for sharing that, I didn't know, I love it

[@haoanwang660]

Same in Chinese😂

[@African.empress]

Same in German

[@BarmyTwubble]

My Germans not the best yet which makes life here fun, but is that not what they call a seal here as well, a sea hund? lol. Ops edit. Someone already said it is, sorry.

[@darapercival1503]

For the heaven and hell one, just ask a question you know the answer to, like "what's 2+2?" And if they say 4 then that's the heaven door, but if they say anything else that's the hell door

[@sha1647]

Ricky covered this in a later podcast where he realised he forgot to say “assume no prior knowledge” so in other words you don’t have any other knowledge besides what is in front of you and the situation you’re in. So you can’t say something like “Is the sky blue” within the boundaries of the riddle

[@scottychaos8995]

Or what's my name

[@hiyi2400]

Bit late but I believe in the actual riddle the one lying isn’t necessarily guarding the hell door and viceversa.

[@justin8079]

Will Smythe

[@TheAlabastarBrothers]

I'm not gonna lie, the movie proposal from Karl is kind of interesting. It'd be a drama flick and could potentially be posed as a rom-com or maybe even something horror based.

[@Jothaxify]

Ahhh yes the classic drama-romcom-horror genre

[@chickensoupboi]

They literally did an episode of Black Mirror that was effectively Karl's idea.

[@sartinlewis5734]

It was kind of done by black mirror funnily enough 😂

[@lewisgreenhalgh1046]

as long as they cast Clive warren

[@maximiliandietrichdrysdale898]

Sounds better than invention of lying

[@Mike28625]

Karl's two brain movie reminds me of the Steve Martin movies "all of me"be and "the man with two brains!"

[@StwR1989]

Karl predicted an episode of black mirror

[@ProngedCommunity]

Or they writ the episode based on Karl perhaps

[@helenaellis8043]

Karl was approached many times over the last 20 yes for fiction ideas 😎👍🏽

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

I'm down for that movie....get Clive Warren on the phone asap

[@yasuke1644]

Protect Karl at all costs

[@TheQuantumPotato]

They're taking the piss out of Karl's idea for a brain-swap film as if Face Off doesn't exist.

[@saxogrammaticus3917]

Never a dull moment with Karl.... these are good friends too...if you don't make fun and insult your friends to their face(s)....are you really friends or just pretending?

[@freegame8628]

Karl is a comedian playing a part right? No way anyone is unintentionally this funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@visitor5230]

This is genuinely him, the most real and genuine person ever.

[@freegame8628]

@@visitor5230 he is such a precious human, so unassuming

[@annieabfab6258]

@@freegame8628 - and patient ! ❤️🐨🇦🇺

[@juliehebda6840]

He isn't a comedian. He is an innocent literal genius

[@juliehebda6840]

I❤ how he always apologizes if he may offend anyone

[@DaLilVivi96]

I prefer the animated series coz it's something to watch while listening plus it's way more entertaining lol 💖 cute nd funny cartoon!

[@juliehebda6840]

The animation is brilliant

[@justlookin946]

Animated Steve is the cutest

[@ryanmasrour4945]

Karls actually smarter than they think

[@johnstory2996]

Karl's IQ is 83. So, no. He isn't.

[@HomoLegalMedic]

@@johnstory2996 I really doubt that. An IQ of 83 is borderline special needs and he was a sound production manager before he met Ricky - someone with that low IQ couldn't do that.

[@peteralia661]

@@johnstory2996 was it him or his brain that took the test?

[@lash4572]

people with the same iq as karl think he's smart. he does have more common sense than some people though, but thats about the extent of it.probably would be smarter if he attended school more

[@Cannedbeef]

@@johnstory2996IQ is just memory retention. I’ve got an above average IQ, and I think Karl isn’t stupid. He makes some very good and interesting points sometimes.

[@spaceaidsman4535]

The devil and heaven conundrum seems easy, I assume they know everything and I’d just ask them something I’d know for certain like “What year was I born in” or “What’s the first name of my first child in my language”

[@ManateeMaiden]

Dude the volume difference in this is insane. I had to turn it up so high to hear it then I fell asleep and I was woken up by the commercial destroying my speakers 😭

[@fjw548]

Karl basically described an episode of black mirror

[@tomjenkins1989]

Weren’t Gremlins called Mogwi? So Karl wasn’t that daft with that one!

[@African.empress]

Mogwai

[@jossies451]

This is actually a great movie idea

[@conorkennedy3304]

"It will be like hummus" always gets me

[@ProngedCommunity]

Merry Christmas

[@helenaellis8043]

Id love to hear karls movie critique on the film TUSK 😂

[@ProngedCommunity]

Let us know your favourite bit! Also leave a like if you're about to fell asleep!

[@mikesanders8621]

My favourite bit was when Ricky thought a spider the size of a tiger would kill a tiger. Arachnids breathe through their "skin", and it's an economy of scale, after a certain size (and it's pretty small) they'd just suffocate because they wouldn't be able to breathe in enough air to keep their systems functioning. A giant spider would just run around for a bit, then turn on it's back, twitch, and die. What an idiot Ricky is.

[@framekixrr]

“Got some post for god here” ahahahahhahaha

[@FransceneJK98]

Oh look at Steve gahahahaha should be taller though. 😂 they all look adorable 😂😂😂😂

[@stinkydoggy98]

I'm officially stupid because I don't understand the "Twins guarding heaven and hell doors" segment either. I've had it explained a zillion time and I don't get it. I think if I were actually presented with this I would wear a nametag and ask one of them to tell me what it says.

[@BalsamicJeebs]

just realized the blonde dude voiced wheatly in portal 2

[@adamwilson7057]

Surely that riddle about the devil n angel is super easy and theres loads of answers. Just ask a question you already know the answer to. Whats my name? What colour is the sky? Is blue the same as red? This is the easiest riddle of all time haha

[@bmxerqf882]

Ricky actually messes up with his explanation of the riddle

[@sha1647]

Have to assume no prior knowledge as one of the prerequisites of the riddle. Ricky forgot to mention that part

[@claireshaw2980]

Weirdly I've found lying on a cold tile floor helps if I feel sick. The coldness does indeed get rid of the badness

[@oskahuxley6322]

Im pretty sure there actually is a mirror on the moon to bounce LASERS off off and it was placed there by Buzz Aldrin.

[@savedroknapp1926]

I'll never forget the first time my girlfriend said to me that she loves my brain.

[@spritemultipack]

Black mirror stole karls movie idea

[@rashmilalit3055]

His theory is right about brain

[@ImNotBeingFunny]

Say what you want about Karl...but Black Mirror had a very similar story to his film idea! Wonder if Charlie Brooker happened to be at the coffee shop, that day 😂

[@johnp5400]

People over complicate the heavens door question what you should ask is what is 4+4 the demon will come up with anything other than 8 while the angel will always answer correctly

[@vigenige]

You don't know which guard is guarding which door

[@biggdogg6196]

Ricky and Steve obviously know how intelligent and quick Karl is, but it annoys me when they (Ricky) calls him an idiot too often...

[@tyroon81]

Karl, intelligent and quick?? Which Karl are you talking about? He's an idiot!! 🤣

[@cogtroper]

A tale of two cities 2: a love of two brains

[@hanna561]

Ricky is gonna die laughing..

[@MilkDrinker218]

I genuinely feel bad for Karl. He’s treated like an idiot by Ricky. He’s just observant and a bit judgmental.

[@kush6157]

They’re good friends really, they’re only having a laugh

[@visitor5230]

It's only banter, they are best mates, Ricky absolutely adores Karl. He has now said that he understands Karl now and that he's a genius.

[@imred8264]

@@kush6157 that's just british humour tbh

[@Deedsofwill]

​@@visitor5230the last bit is friendly mockery

[@erichwalrath970]

There IS such a thing as brain donor...but for research purposes. It's still a little ripe for a transplant.

[@catatonicable]

Juust ace....Iinniitt,

[@thvtsydneylyf3th077]

it was the litttle animal cancer! 😂

[@krisbest6405]

A platypus is a duckotter. Kangeroos are a ratrabbit.the rest are tricky as well

[@stuntmanmike6330]

Is Mogan Freeman in Independence day???

[@RobotDrivingACar]

The movie idea is very similar to the movie “Criminal” with Ryan Reynolds and Kevin Costner.

[@jossies451]

And black mirror

[@ClericChris]

@1:00:38 Karl designed the James Webb Telescope

[@robertsmith3672]

The Manc is jealous of anyone associated with Rick

[@RedSkyrkw]

ngl sometimes ricky and that other one are the dumb ones

[@krennie6782]

Who is Clive warren

[@HA05GER]

Why does Steven look like Rayman

[@chriven8441]

Gobildygook

[@LHoriginal]

19:16 so like in invisible?

[@bobthebuilder6553]

I think Black Mirror stole Karl's movie idea for the black museum episode.

[@the1jxk]

The voice over is Karl’s movie

[@AnnieAutopsy]

I love Ricky but sometimes he can come off a bit arrogant when it comes to random knowledge. I just roll my eyes to myself and his infectious laugh equals it out

[@biggdogg6196]

And sometimes he is so wrong too lol

[@owensbama1923]

He always thinks he is the smartest one in the room. Not half as smart as he thinks he is. I think he is very arrogant.

[@Cannedbeef]

It’s funny because Karl is spot on most things for example ‘am I controlling my brain or is my brain controlling me’. But Ricky just laughs at it and thinks you control your brain. When in reality it is both.

[@sandybeaches_76]

a baby seal is called a pup

[@sam-mh2pg]

Just ask d devil and d angel what color am i wearing ,devil always.lies right...hmm

[@199compound]

Karl is actually way more intelligent and open minded then both Ricky and Steve he's just not educated enough to convey his point articulately.

[@user-rc6qm7dt4w]

Anybody go to another channel when the ads start?

[@gabecorbett2446]

Isn’t Ricky wrong about the door one because is you ask the liar what the other door was and he says hell isn’t the one that tells the truth also going to say hell

[@tyler022097]

You ask either of them which door the OTHER guard would say is the safe door and then you choose the other door from what they said. The honest guard will tell the truth and tell you the lying guard would lie about the bad door being the good door. The lying guard will always lie and say the bad door is the good door. In both scenarios, the door not picked is the good door.

[@zenmindstate110]

No thank you please god no

[@hughjainis8302]

Love how Karl is constantly trolling gay-Ricky's foolish evolutionary beliefs. Nothing funnier than a smug pseudoscientist who fancies himself educated not realize he's getting put on.

[@fckthesystem497]

so thats how lesbians are made !!!