I can’t stand Nia. She’s everything Bill Burr has complained about in all of his specials. Nia, the feminist that lives off a man because she’s too entitled to wake up and go to a job.

3:50 fuckin killed me

We make hamburgers.. and you know what? THEY'RE SQUARE! Deal with it...

It's CarNEGGie in Pittsburgh because of Andrew Carnegie. That's how it was pronounced.

When I was a young marine, I came home a day early to surprise my girlfriend only to find some other dude leaving her house as I was pulling in. I went in and confronted her about it and she insisted that no guy was just at her house. Totally insane!

Acting like a what lol??

Nya´s advice to any guy is "just do what she wants"

45, former marine and no tats. I hang out with my friends and family that have dated, droopy tats and they look ridiculous. Chinese letters, tribal, Celtic crosses, flames. How dumb

My mom was a barber for almost 50 years. Had an old school shop, used a straight razor to do around your ears and neck, talcum powder on your back when you were done. Since she died, I shave my head now to avoid having to go to some other shitty barber.

Click click boom

Most men are better cooks than women these days....

Dont take advice on relationships from this man who has been repeatedly publicly embarassed by his wife. He's a simp

You suck!

You suck

Bill Burr is a racist

You suck

Bill Burr is the worst!

Yeah Danish people are the problem in this life?

What a crock of shit

Where is Africans at

You are total fraud

Haha~ BTS Army? Stuff that! I’m Bill Burr Mujahadin!!!

That mentality isn't restricted to rich people. If im getting food, buying clothes, getting gas, etc i rarely check the price tag. Just grab the stuff, use my card and go.

2:25

We’ve got sherries berries before gta6

“Cause I didn’t want your son to know what a little fucking fffff.. I can’t say it” 😂😂 I fucking died

Bill saying an alligator gar looked evil is hilarious lol

Epic closing statement 😂

'Anorexic cougar look' BWAHAHA

Same thing happened to me in college when I was doing a summer internship. I just handled it by acting completely bored and distant whenever the girls spoke to me. Would have been funnier to do what Bill said, but I’m glad I got to walk away after the summer was over feeling like the mature one.

STARTS 3:35

So you are married then?

It’s a shame he didn’t see Bill get up and go to the bathroom. He probably would have ran and tackled him

Bill you have to listen to “Colorado Kool Aid” by Johnny Paycheck. It’s hilarious!

When you said how big I was hoping you weren't referencing his junk!

C´mon Nya! even I remember when Bill made you cupcakes. Tik Tok brain right there

Must be nice to have Bill Burr money. Just quit your job.... 😂

Dip your balls...dip your berries 😂😂

Sounds like something Reza Aslan would say, was it Reza?

Man, the good ol’ days. Don’t listen to MMP that much anymore :/

Yeah, that wife is making a mistake. A lot of married people think that they need to stay in a toxic relationship for the kids. But all your doing is passing the pain onto them, preventing yourself from moving on, and risking that your kids learn bad habits from this person

When I'm down, I always come back to Bill talking about a man's quivering ass.

W Nia advice 😂

W Nia

They are not worried about judgment because they were told Jesus died for their sins, so they can do whatever they want and subconsciously believe Jesus paid the price. These are the teachings of Satan Paul

May Allah guide you

Where is the clip of him trashing missing you by diddy and hating cover songs with derosa

Psychedelics are being used as therapy now. Gives access to blocked emotions and memories.

They gotta turn this into a skit. This is fucking hilarious

If you stare at your phone for hours that's no different to gaming for hours