LYRICS! (i’m not in this song but whatever) Lord Farquaad: My people, I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! All: Things are looking up! Things are looking up! Farquaad: Things are looking up here in Duloc. All: Here in Duloc. Farquaad: And no one’s gonna bring me down! All: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

I think I got you I think I got you tell that was good

GUYS HELP ME IM NOT MAKING IT (i also got casted as dragon help)

LYRICS FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE Captain of the Guards: Pinocchio? Pinocchio: Oh, I’m not a puppet, i’m a real boy. *nose grows* *awkward laugh* Captain of the Guards: That’s your patch of mud down there. Gingerbread Man? I said Gingerbread Man? Anyone seen the Gingerbread Man? Wicked Witch: He’s been missing for days! Captain of the Guards: Oh yes, that’s right. Pinocchio: Dumped on a swamp! Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap! Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes… for poor Pinocchio! Story of my life. Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox. Swallowed by a whale. That’s the story of my life, Oh yeah. That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that’s too far. Too close. Ahh, just right. Wicked Witch! Wicked Witch: Strife is never ending. Captain of the Guards: Peter Pan! Peter Pan: Banished *sung* from the town! Captain of the Guards: Ugly Duckling! Ugly Duckling: They dragged me from the pond. Wicked Witch: They broke my magic wand. Captain of the Guards: Three Pigs! Three Pigs: Zey blew out condos down! Wicked Witch: Life is but a witch-hunt. Captain of the Guards: Mama Bear! Mama Bear: Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress. Peter Pan: They ridiculed my hat. Three Pigs: Zey said zat vee vere fat. Big Bad Wolf: They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress! Captain of the Guards: Park it there, Wolf! All: Story of my life. Booted from the ball. The party’s off the hook. Peter Pan: I flew into a wall. All: That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: And remember, if we find you mack in the kingdom, you will be executed. All: That’s the story of my life. I always dreamed I’d have a happy ending. Wicked Witch: And this right here? Not how it goes. All: I always dreamed I’d get an ever after. If this is it, it blows. It blows. It blows. Story of my life. Always double crossed. Always in the woods. Always getting lost. Always on the ropes. Always up a creek. Always kicked around and treated like a freak! That’s the story of my life, Yes sir. Thanks the story of my life, Oy vey! That’s the story of my life.

this is my first time hearing this song as an ensemble character but it’s fine bc out production is in 3 months 😭

our choreography for this song is we act like we hate our lives and were forced to do this (true tbh)

My friend is doing make a move 🎉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love this song

ensemble gang where u at 😔

Erm let’s just say I got called back for teen Fiona, princess Fiona, mama ogre, mama bear😭😭😭

This song is one of my favorites in the whole show! I was casted as the wicked witch

i performed in Shrek The musical junior in Llangollen pantomime some people might have seen it, it was in June

I really want to do shrek never have but i really want to!

ensemble gang where you at (i got snow white😭)

YASS FINALLY A SONG I’M IN (i got snow white) (that’s an ensemble part)

i got snow white so i’m not in this song but i’m js listening to the soundtrack so i know what it sounds like 🥰🥰🧄

Nah this is so old

I'm trying out for her or the dragon bc I feel like if I get laughed at bc I'm farquaad ill cry on stage!

My school is doing it

Why dose the actor of the caption of the guards sound like MWCA Major Monogram?

As shrek, I can conform this song is hard

Who else doing Shrek in 2024?

My school used your music in there play❤

3:10

i got donkey and i am so happy!!

im fiona and our mama bear sings better then me also im at at all boy school

This is literary what I’m like when I hear a person has a crush on someone else in school

Plus I’m not old it’s just my parents account I can’t change it so ya anyway I’ll sing this in talkie

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i auditioned for the gingerbread man and got donkey! i’m so excited to sing this song! 😃

I auditioned for donkey and got pinnochio

When I hear this song all I think of is”I flew into a wall”

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“Our ugly son” 😂😂😂😂

Fiona here. The waiting~ is the hardest part 😭

Papa ogre and mama bear here!!

I have my 5th show Wednesday, so excited!

im shrek in my play and this really helps, thank you!

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I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour. Princess lonely Walking circles I had only... Bare essentials Army cot A hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet. Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeeeaaahh, I think I got you beat I think I got you beat. Oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to Heaven Did I mention I was seven? So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I think I got you beat. I think I got you beat. No warm regards No Christmas cards And every day Was hell on earth day. Okay top this. I missed my prom My dad and mom sent me away, It was my birthday. I was sent away on Christmas Eve. Haha. No warm regards (Bare essentials Army cot a hot plate and chamber pot.) No christmas cars (And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet.) And every day was hell on earth day (Just a view of devastation out one window, isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom) My dad and mom send me away, it was my birthday (twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated on the walls the days were added luckily those walls were padded) I miss my prom My dad and mom sent me away... So... So... I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I think I got you beat I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah YEAH I think I got you beat Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Hhhmmmm hmmm hmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm Hm hm hmmmm hmm Hm hm hmm hmm Nananananana na Nananananana na Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

I'm in the pecquonock Shrek jr the musical

I'm in the pecquonock Shrek jr the musical

I AUDITIONED FOR SHREK AND I GOT IT GUYS

Where are my wicked witches?? 🩷

My show is in 2 days and this helped me remember my lines

I am backstage working the sound. I always get told that I should have plays princess Fiona because my name is Fiona but I am just like hehehe no I am staying in sound.

Am i the only one who thinks the guy says no one from the shitter in duloc?

yall i got donkey, but im a mezzo i cant sing this low 😭

Duloc chorus anyone?