#3 Story Of My Life (ACCOMPANIMENT TRACK)

This is the ACCOMPANIMENT TRACK for the kids to practice with. There are no words in this version.

[@tropicmarines9583]

Life is disappointing Woe is what I know Outed by my nose That’s just how it goes For poor Pinocchio Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That’s the story of my life, oh yeah! That’s the story of my life Strife is never ending Banished from the town They dragged me from the pond They broke my magic wand Zey blew our condos down (yes that’s the actual lyric) Life is but a witch hunt Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress They ridiculed my hat Zey said zat vee vere fat They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress Story of my life Booted from the ball The party’s of the hook I flew into a wall That’s the story of my life That’s the story of my life I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending And this right here, not how it goes I always dreamed I’d get an ever after If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows Story of my life Always double-crossed Always in the woods Always getting lost Always on the ropes Always up a creek Always kicked around and treated like a freak That’s the story of my life, yes sir That’s the story of my life, oy vey! That’s the story of my life

[@Gr1gg0]

Thank you so much!!

[@PfEMP]

Thanks!

[@timwagter5222]

I love that song! And this backing track is lovely.

[@emojellyfish9974]

Is there a karaoke with the words as the music goes by? I need something to practice for callbacks. Thanks!

[@shrunkly9380]

Haha same

[@leightonscott1524]

i have a call back in two days!

[@Quin.rainbow]

Ha same

[@thequirkdealer7353]

Woah! Coming here for callbacks too! Guess everyone got the same idea

[@supernova4199]

Singing this song for an audition! Thanks for the backing track

[@JefferyTheClownn]

This song it... how do you kids say it now days... lit?? Indeed indeed. Heccin rad. So cool. Very cool. Totally tubular 😎⚡️⚡️🌈⚡️⚡️⚡️

[@PENGY-PENGY]

LYRICS FOR MYSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE Captain of the Guards: Pinocchio? Pinocchio: Oh, I’m not a puppet, i’m a real boy. *nose grows* *awkward laugh* Captain of the Guards: That’s your patch of mud down there. Gingerbread Man? I said Gingerbread Man? Anyone seen the Gingerbread Man? Wicked Witch: He’s been missing for days! Captain of the Guards: Oh yes, that’s right. Pinocchio: Dumped on a swamp! Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap! Life is disappointing. Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes… for poor Pinocchio! Story of my life. Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox. Swallowed by a whale. That’s the story of my life, Oh yeah. That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that’s too far. Too close. Ahh, just right. Wicked Witch! Wicked Witch: Strife is never ending. Captain of the Guards: Peter Pan! Peter Pan: Banished *sung* from the town! Captain of the Guards: Ugly Duckling! Ugly Duckling: They dragged me from the pond. Wicked Witch: They broke my magic wand. Captain of the Guards: Three Pigs! Three Pigs: Zey blew out condos down! Wicked Witch: Life is but a witch-hunt. Captain of the Guards: Mama Bear! Mama Bear: Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress. Peter Pan: They ridiculed my hat. Three Pigs: Zey said zat vee vere fat. Big Bad Wolf: They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress! Captain of the Guards: Park it there, Wolf! All: Story of my life. Booted from the ball. The party’s off the hook. Peter Pan: I flew into a wall. All: That’s the story of my life. Captain of the Guards: And remember, if we find you mack in the kingdom, you will be executed. All: That’s the story of my life. I always dreamed I’d have a happy ending. Wicked Witch: And this right here? Not how it goes. All: I always dreamed I’d get an ever after. If this is it, it blows. It blows. It blows. Story of my life. Always double crossed. Always in the woods. Always getting lost. Always on the ropes. Always up a creek. Always kicked around and treated like a freak! That’s the story of my life, Yes sir. Thanks the story of my life, Oy vey! That’s the story of my life.

[@PENGY-PENGY]

i made some typos srry

[@carlycatxx]

Guard] (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) [Guard] (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap. [Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. [Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending. [Guard] (Spoken) Peter Pan! [Peter Pan] Banished from the town [Guard] (Spoken) Ugly Duckling! [Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond. [Fairy Godmother] They broke my magic wand. [The Three Little Pigs] They blew our condos down. [Guard] (Spoken) Wicked Witch! [Wicked Witch] Life is but a witch hunt. [Mama Bear] Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress. [Mad Hatter] They ridiculed my hat. [Three Little Pigs] They said that we were fat. [Big Bad Wolf] They tore my cotton granny dress, And called me a hot and tranny mess. [Guard] (Spoken) Sugar Plum Fairy! [All] Story of my life. Booted from the ball Told to go away [Humpty Dumpty] Tumbled off the wall! [All] But that's the story of my life [Guard] (Spoken) You're late rabbit. [White Rabbit] That's the story of my life. [Guard] (Spoken) Have fun you guys [All] That's the story of my life. [Guard] (Spoken) And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed. [All] I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending. [Wicked Witch] And this right here, Not how it goes. [All] I always dreamed I'd get an ever after. If this is it, It blows (x3) [Pinocchio] (Spoken) This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana [All] Story of my life, All the wasted prayers. All the broken dreams. [The Three Bears] All the broken chairs. [All] All the damage done [The Three Bears] All the busted beds. [All] All the shattered falls [The Three Bears] And the porridge on our heads. [All] That's the story of my life, yes sir. That's the story of my life, oy vey. That's the story of my, Life [Pinocchio] (Spoken) cr*p!

[@rebeccazamolosmom2595]

My school is doing this and I’m one of the Pigs I love our parts in this song

[@sorensenmagnetschool7742]

This song is is super cool

[@cathyguo5527]

Baby bear here!!

[@carmenramirez8325]

Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know. Outed by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life.

[@Gr1gg0]

Thank you so much!!

[@limeparlours]

having my pinocchio moment

[@alliecat8245]

Pinocchio here 🤥

[@alliecat8245]

@ellie_the_disney_nerd That's amazing. As a fellow pinocchio, I hope you do awesome! I had a Jiminy plush to use as a prop for my performance. Kids loved it

[@DeanLuzwick]

You helped me

[@abbyluffey4000]

0:25

[@trishsmelser5984]

shrek jr,ccs

[@finnbrown08]

2:19

[@MeredithMcEwan]

I'm playing Puss in Boots and the Bishop

[@harrydu1196]

This song is terrible

[@twt3865]

1:46

[@Jaymar_isGay]

0:28