Saw Henry speak live about 2 yrs ago and he had another story about someone trying to break into his house. It was funny as hell BUT the poor guy was a huge fan with a spectrum disorder. Tried to sneak onto Hank’s property about 3 times and eventually had to be deported back to Scandinavia. Henry expressed how truly bad he felt for the guy but the way he described those incidents had us all dying laughing.

rollins is the man

And he's always said that he's not a comic. The audience's reaction is mostly staged, just the regular mindless show. I like Henry but he should stay away from the fake comedy. =)

Wow, what a story teller, he’s epic. ! 😂

This guy bugs the shit out of me. Where’s the entertainment value here? Dumb.

10/10

Henry didn’t say the race ,I wonder why

Great. Thanks for the cutoff at the end.

Pity you cut it short

Does anyone have the full version of this?

Ending is cut off,, damn man

Nice ......keep it going and Fuck anyone who tries to bring you down.......

I know this is an old upload, but if at all possible, please link to this in part 1 Otherwise, thanks for this!

Does anyone know what the show is or if there’s a full version of it on KZbin please?

Oh Henry, big love to you.

Why would you cut the video there😭

Ever noticed how yt comments for Rollins stuff are almost entirely single comments, with relatively few replies and little interactive conversation.

Hmmm… Rollins has always been a thinker. I guess he is pretty intelligent, but I think these tales work because he really thinks things through, works through them relentlessly as he is putting the show together and works to ensure balance, humour, pathos, and empathy are all in there. Not through pure creative genius or intellect. So, I’m not going to agree with all the comments about him being “the smartest” or “most intelligent” standup comedian/speaker cos I don’t think he is… I believe his stuff works so well/gives that impression because of his crazy work ethic. Doesn’t change the fact I really appreciate what he does, and generally his outlook on the world. The actual ‘smartest, most intelligent’ standup imho was Bill Hicks. That dude did his prep too for sure! However, he had a raw intellect, crazy quick witted manner of engaging unscripted when on stage i can’t remember ever seeing with someone else. The core of his genius was his way of looking at the world, tearing it apart, analysing each facet, then working out which bits of life were lies, hypocrisy, cliches etc And so which of these should be twisted/destroyed/laughed at/exposed so when he played these back to the audience it truly blew their mind/really made them think differently, or consider new perspectives. Sometimes very serious, sometimes crazy surreal, crude, compassionate etc. “Today a young man on acid had the best time of his life…. (Insert brilliant 35 year old insights on society, the war on drugs, commercialism and our learnt from media prejudices all slammed into about two sentences while taking down News Report utter hypocrisy)… Here’s Tom with the weather” Go see Rant in e Minor by him a couple of times. You may not agree with me still, but you will at least get turned onto a version of genius you will love till you die. Regardless; thanks for being you Rollins.

jealous cowards try to control

Anybody know how to find the old stand up where he talks about eating dog food and when he worked for that medical lab?

Why did it end there?

My dad is literally a less angry version of him

The way he holds the mic lol, he may have left punk but punk never left him

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how much his excitement never, ever ebbs.

I don't think I'm flattering anyone when I say that the white people in this room are among the best on this godforsaken planet. Namaste, friends.

I thought i only "LOVED MYSELF" like that.

8:34

You should’ve cut out the first almost 4 minutes so that you wouldn’t have to make a part 2.

WHY WOULD YOU STOP IT THERE?!?

7:00 😂😂😂 Im Dead!

That convo story sounds like something that'd happen in Florida

FUCK HENRY ROLLINS! You TRASH my PRES TRUMP. WE DON'T FORGET you phony no talent sycophant to real rock stars!

So after 10 minutes of a story your just gunna cut out the ending?! Dislike!

I love that he still holds the mic like he's at a punk rock show

Only Henry could invent a phrase like "Six-Million-Dollar-manning it down the road"!

Brilliant real man! Henry's an amazing person.

the part where he is way over the top about how "innocent" he is reminds of Dave Chapelle who had a black friend who instinctually spred his buttcheekswhen they got pulled over by a cop

Thank God you made a pt 2

Is this for real?

Rollin Band - "Low Self Opinion", has been in my head alllllll day long from the second i woke up. No reason, just random. So naturally i came to work and listened to it immediately when i sat down at my desk...and now im here watching this. So random that i think of Henry Rollins the second my eyes open. Great song tho. Perhaps i woke up with a low self opinion of myself. Im not quite sure.

Hypersonic delivery!

I wonder ... why has neither Henry nor Danzig ever admitted to their profound love and closet longterm gay relationship ? Everybody from the old punk/hardcore/post punk scene is aware of this . Weird Henry does not admit it since I see him as a pretty sincere/honest bloke , why he keeps this a secret is beyond me. I have no problem with their mutual love for one another.

Henry Rollins is the Ben Shapiro of rock music Ben Shapiro is the Hebrew Hammer, Henry Rollins is the Hardcore Hammer

This man is my hero

"We are the government...fuck you."

Soooo I'm going to need a time machine to cuff this one.

LOL at all these proles who think Rollins is some sort of great intellect.

Why would you cut the video there?

😁im a mess -- need you, pls reach out to me