Henry Rollins - Surreal Conversation Pt-2

The 2nd part of the Surreal Conversation story.

[@TheRamsesII]

He tells hundreds of true stories from his experiences and travels throughout the world. It's a great show if you can catch it - not all "comedy" either; there is a lot of serious subject matter also. I met him a couple of times after his shows. He will hang out in spite of being drained just coming off stage. Nice guy, likes to talk to his fans and will sign autographs, etc.

[@PunkWolf1984]

the thing people gotta remember here is that Henry Rollins is pathologically alert and afraid when a cop enters the scene... i assume he gets the 1980´s flashbacks

[@Zephyrdia]

Lool, Henry's wet dream. Hot chick in a cat-burglar outfit reading Kafka :D

[@tionannyblah3753]

I've had a few wonderful women friends that read Kafka. They don't exactly fit the "hot chick" description. But the intimacy was god damned phenomenal. Henry has great taste.

[@fighisver]

When he was saying "brown pants, black shoes bald head"or whatever It Reminded me of time bomb by Rancid.

[@vacui1]

Brown pants brown shoes running like a mf

[@bamboosa]

I live about 1 1/2 mile from Henry. Believe me, this story is real. He lives quite a privileged life. I see him at Trader Joe's as he pulls into the parking lot in his late model white Beemer. He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man. I was beat up at a Black Flag show back in the day when I was drunk and homeless because I had long hair.

[@emen_98]

bamboosa oh shit, really?

[@GeeGollyItsJosh]

He was in Black Flag a hardcore band from L.A. in the 80s. The dealt with heavy police brutality and were blacklisted by the police and many venues due to the riots that would break out. It peaked when the police attacked fans before anything ever happened at one of their last concerts. So that's what he meant. That is all

[@odallard]

8 people got caught by Mike.

[@DCreader1]

I love his stance lol. Its like he is affraid and intimidated by the audiance and is ready to DASH for his life at any moment lol. Or he could be bracing himself for a Punch that the audiance will be throwing at ANY MOMENT!!! 0_0

[@tinyfacenagito930]

Like a gta character when they fight

[@tommyt1971]

"Mike says 'I'm on it.' I get another idea, I call the cops back! HIIIIII!!! I'm the guy who called about the guy, checkitout, now there's TWO guys!! Ok, first, guy, nohairwhiteshirtbrownpantsbrownshoesrunnin'likeamotherfucker. 2nd guy, bigfelladarkhairblackshirtblackpantsholdingacellphone, first name 'Mike', answers to 'Mike', DON'T SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!! And, by the way, here's his phone number!! Give him a CALL!!!"

[@charlesvan13]

When you hear these stories you also want to know what really happened. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with H. Rollins, everybody exagerates.

[@ikvsabre]

"He is an articulate, polite, and hard working man." I'd love to meet him. He seems like a great person.

[@MrOrion92]

i was so scared there wouldnt be a second part with the conclusion to this, thanks man

[@michelleandpeterb]

thanks for adding the end...was worth it!

[@rightbrigade92]

his face when he says "SHOOT THE OTHER GUY!!" is very intimidating

[@66ott7]

Rollin Band - "Low Self Opinion", has been in my head alllllll day long from the second i woke up. No reason, just random. So naturally i came to work and listened to it immediately when i sat down at my desk...and now im here watching this. So random that i think of Henry Rollins the second my eyes open. Great song tho. Perhaps i woke up with a low self opinion of myself. Im not quite sure.

[@Feandromar]

I know this is an old upload, but if at all possible, please link to this in part 1 Otherwise, thanks for this!

[@pinkshrimp]

Uuh Henry my dear, your friend got shot in the middle of the day, a dude with surgeon gloves tries to break into your house... I'd say its time to move the fuck out and far away!.

[@emen_98]

pinkshrimp no, he's talking about the house he moved to imediately after Joe died

[@AkronTru]

Spot on! I wish that I could call a hippie rather than the pigs if trouble were to erupt. One is in far more danger after a bunch of adolescent, authority seeking losers show up to 'help' you.

[@PunkMartyr]

THEY HATE US WE HATE THEM hell yeah time warp

[@Teenagefreedomfightr]

Lol, I love the ending.

[@ghostwhiskey]

henry being civil to cops;just as surreal

[@richardlopez2932]

I love how much his excitement never, ever ebbs.

[@bxox]

hahah HILARIOUS. hes soo cute at the end.

[@HampanHK]

"Involuntarily had my hands up and my legs slightly spread" Made my laugh my ass off

[@deathby4623]

Oh, you like audioslave.

[@uiruu]

@HailSagan4Realz So what if his real name is Garfield. What about Jello Biafra? or Slash? or Sting? or Axl Rose? or Bob Dylan? or Bruce Lee? or Chuck Norris? or Charlie Sheen? or Alice Cooper? Rob Zombie? Marilyn Manson? Che Guavara? Mark Twain? Ringo Starr? Maynard James Keenan? Dee Dee Ramone? Paul McCartney? Freddie Mercury? Steven Tyler? Jon Stewart? Dimebag Darrell? Are you really going to criticize every one of these people because they don't use their birth name professionally?

[@jamesrrdrew]

haha..." hey mike check it out" lol

[@GeeGollyItsJosh]

Then why did you just say "waaaa" to the comment below. If you were reading your comment wouldn't you assume that people had no idea about Black Flag and the issues that occured. Christ don't get indignent because you sounded like you had no idea what they were talking about. That is all

[@ItalianWarrior777]

I think Henry is amazing, don't get me wrong, but this time, he got way too confused, I think...his overly thinking brain got the best of him this time

[@Ka0Z86]

WTF? this man is hillarious!

[@HowlsFury]

you sir have no sense of humor. Henry is also a man of Curiosity, not just *macho* rage or provado.

[@AndyHoward]

the part where he is way over the top about how "innocent" he is reminds of Dave Chapelle who had a black friend who instinctually spred his buttcheekswhen they got pulled over by a cop

[@jack00008]

um...even if your fucking 3 YEARS OLD his personality is basically Punk Rock Jesus.

[@freshdamon]

it doesn't matter he's Henry Rollins which means he wins at stand up

[@Xerock]

@longboat66613 Its white shirt and brown shoes

[@michelleandpeterb]

imvo...you must be young...he's like royalty...

[@jack00008]

*sarcastic* thanks i had no clue about Black Flag.

[@skitfu]

He's talking about LA. It's very possible.

[@tugboat94]

this isn't standup it's spoken word

[@babblerabla]

@HailSagan4Realz i smell a troll

[@uiruu]

@HailSagan4Realz Uncriticizable? What? No, I'm just saying that stage names are commonplace in show business. The last sentence in that comment was just saying "If you are going to criticize people for fake names, you've got your work cut out for you.

[@theincompetentme]

@pinkshrimp oh man! i forget about the shooting of his friend, that's crazy. it was featured in an episode of unsolved mysteries, which he was on

[@autumnzephyr]

LOL I know, that was funny :) He's freakin awesome. I love Henry. I've had so many laughs tonight watching his stuff, I'd compare it to a night-in with Robin Williams! :-D

[@jack00008]

whatevs. *that is all*

[@Alienpelvis86]

@babblerabla IWasn't that a line from Harry Potter (book or movie, either one)?

[@bardybeard]

we just cant win....

[@mujinnokoya]

I'll lend it to you.

[@dillimeinbilli]

Lmao@ the kitty kat burgler. I love him. He's awesome. And he describes things with so much detail and emotion.

[@Lieu3C4]

I am sure it could be arranged Sir Rollins.

[@paulbradley4538]

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[@tommyt1971]

@himmargera666 Thought they already invented that game: Grand Theft Auto!! %-D

[@jmpms]

I have a different interpretation, but I'm a gal in love, I suppose ;)

[@pixiegamine]

I seriously want to know what his IQ his! I am in love with this mans brain!

[@CleverDjembe]

I got it.

[@ItalianWarrior777]

Henry Rollins is pure insanity, and that's why he is so great!

[@mojo23mojo]

thank fuck there was a part 2 - i was dying to hear the end of this!

[@AndyHoward]

Thank God you made a pt 2

[@babblerabla]

@Alienpelvis86 hahha possibly. I wouldn't really know.

[@livingstranger]

Henry likes Kafka? Interesting.

[@Nodrog666]

Doubt the story is real, but it's still fucking hilarious.

[@mujinnokoya]

When Henry dies, I want his tattoos in the Smithsonian.

[@jack00008]

waaaaa?

[@ghostwhiskey]

i know,the way he says it is hysterical

[@freejrs]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey a little bit. :-)

[@Geekman333]

Ahh excellent. Closure. Thanks ;-)

[@snowman2009]

what is a kafka book?

[@SteelAngelJohn]

Henry Rollins speaks truth.

[@Xerock]

"I'm on it!" That's classic

[@philold09]

@uiruu jackie chan too

[@ghostwhiskey]

lol,good eye

[@moleculecarriermusic]

@snowman2009 LOL

[@HideFromFacebook]

...WHAT?

[@Explosiveelm]

@HailSagan4Realz If you hate him, why do you watch his videos?

[@uiruu]

@HailSagan4Realz Ahem, that is off topic.

[@thenodfather]

Good story, but built to a disapponiting cresendo.

[@Krensharpaw]

r u?

[@tommyt1971]

@selfobsexxed INDEED!! You CANNOT make this stuff up!!