I remember when I had a cork completely shoot at my left eye. Worst experience I’ve had, it hurt like hell. Luckily I didn’t injure myself and was fine later that day

why is she dressed like a corner worker?

Bro has no clue. If you open champagne and there comes a sound besides a really quiet hiss you made it wrong and let to much pressure escape.

what is that cooler bro? I need to get me something similar lmao

So was this house in good conditon when peregrine bought it?? And peregrine let it go to ruin???

The cork has a tendency to pirece dry wall when left in the hands of morons.

As well all the harsh shadows. I hear people say “today would be an amazing day for family photos” thinking in the sun is best. Nope! I love taking photos best on overcast days.

im the only one of my friend group who has worked in a restaurant and also drinks occasionally. havent had a bottle be openex badly but i always ask if they want me to open it for them just in case.

Its just bread.. you couldn't feed the photographer?? They sat through ur entire fucking ceremony n reception and u didn't feed them? That's fucked up😮

Bro is indeed 32 with 2 kids

Condescending

This one time was w my ex in the water, and she popped open a bottle and honked me right upside the head was bleeding pretty good (the bottle cap was still in somehow so the metal hit me too)

They all look so cringey

I’d rather sign a waiver honestly. I’m a big girl, I can accept responsibility for my own actions and it feels weird to have somebody else do it on your wedding day. Especially how he took it from her, they should have said it earlier so she knew she couldn’t pop the cork. That’s the kind of stuff you consider when booking a venue.

Would love to see an example of this method, also how do you deal with the increased shadow on the subject’s face with the increased light seeping through behind their head?

Cadillac in Australia goes crazy

“Think about dinner” is so real 😂

Eh, kinda takes the fun out of it. Let her do it.

Why did they offer her the car and then just sit there I’m so confused? 😭

The goofy distortion of the fisheye as you readjust is killing me, but I bet these photos turned out AMAZING

Uhhhh... No... A photographer.... SHOULD know their PLACE. lmao... and to just help themselves is not the way... Just so people understand that. WOW

You must be fun at weddings

The notes that song was hitting were a bit rough was someone singing in person or was it just over speakers?

“NIEN…when I say so!”

Last time i opened a bottle as soon as i took the cage off the corked popped barely missed a lamp

Hold the cork, twist the bottle.

But letting the cork shoot sky high is the fun part

Buddy shut up and show us the bride

On one hand it’s just a bread roll. On the other hand it’s just a bread roll. But we all know it isn’t about the bread roll.

Love you work keep going and get to know God

Wanted to make sure she didn’t ruin her face before her big moment. Good look

This account deserves so much more love

This doesnt apply to everyone but I dont know how the same people trained in gun safety and that every gun is loaded and not to stare down the barrel will stare directly at the cork like its not the same thing. What do you thinks gonna happen, i always have to send the cork flying when i pop it, its too much fun not to but ive never come close to hitting myself or anyone else, i must be a genius or something with the number of people who manage to mess this up

WTF is she wearing??? The worlds so cooked... "OMFG" TOTALLY rude and vulgar people are disgusting nowdays. Truly soddom and gemorrha

Fun fact: more people die from popping champagne corks per year than shark attacks and venomous spider bites.

People defending this and I'm just thinking... How hella incapable are all of you? An ablebodied person who is unable to open a bottle without accident should NOT be allowed to drive, cook, work any machines, vote, clean or procreate.

when we were kids at a party and the adults were opening a bottle, we'd stand in the yard and one of the parents would purposely pop the cork from the deck and let it go flying. Whoever caught it won

Are you liable for that? You're not their mother 😂

I know someone who broke one of their front teeth from a champagne cork pop 😂

omfg 💅🏻💅🏻

Always cover the bottle with a tea towel before starting the twist. And don't point that shit at people if you are gonna open it incorrectly lol

Would he remove it if it was the groom and groomsmen?or its just for the bride?

You are a good time!

🤣🤣 I shouldn’t be laughing but what did they think was happening?! 😂

Id hope they’d get the fuck outta the way 😂

Put a clean towel over it... people are so incredibly stupid. And no, I never had an accident with one, not once, and i served alcohol for 6 years!

A tip that I have is to maybe turn on silent photography. It will save the cameras battery!

My grandfather once opened one for his birthday YEARS ago, to this day if you go to my aunts house there a big old stain on the top of her wall and small dent

Go away

I definitely understand, considering I’ve been a server at a more higher in restaurant, but I would’ve taken five minutes out of my day to teach her the proper way to do it to not hurt anyone around her or herself that gives her the feeling of accomplishment, and I still get the shot at the end of the day as a photographer, especially watching my client popped the cork of the bottle at their own wedding. It just seems more fitting.