Why is this p3d0phile still online? He’s sick. Was on Epstein and happily posted about his demonic behavior on Twitter. Cancel and arrest him!!!

I'm addicted to ambien and loved this whole bit.

I hate Jerry Maguire. Seen it maybe three times and I just can't understand why some people like it so much. So, that joke really hits home for me lol

This will never not be funny .

I've never seen so many fisher pricetitutes!! Shame on the parental pimpernels...

I want to meet his uncle Brandon.

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Great, now if I ever watch Jerry Maguire, I won't be able to keep myself from laughing at that part. 🤣

If that Ambien dream bit isn't how he got the job for Sandman, it fucking should be.

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Someone needed to go after Crowe. Sure, great movies overall, but he often goes overboard on the earnest factor, particularly with a loon like Cruise saying it, and Oswalt's brother said what had to be said.

Jenny slate would crack the living shit out of herself if she watched this video

The woman at 5:59 is brilliant. Ed should make sure she's at every gig.

Got to love the confidence in saying how funny the audience will find each of the 5 parts!

Thanks Ed for sticking up for fat girls

That had me crying laughing

Is he still apologizing for knowing Dave Chappell?

This man murdered his wife because she was overweight and got a new girlfriend

I heard this guy was funny. Can someone guide me to a video of him being funny ? This is the fifth one I’ve seen , and I have yet to laugh at this mediocre person.

Patton Oswalt is top 3 favorite whit guys next to Bill Burr and Michael rapaport

I have something in common with the brother in this sketch, because I hated the whole experience of Jerry Maguire and wanted to scream obscenities at the screen, too.

It's like I am legend but you can get a sandwich

Not funny.

0:55 probably not the best joke given what happened to his wife.

Mirtazapine kinda feels like that, too.

I prefer " prostitots "

He’s dead on about Ambien. The problem is trying to wake up in the morning.

omg. The imagery Oswalt uses at the end of the clip...

I like ambien. I do have some odd dreams. I usually get six hours of nice sleep, sometimes I awaken sort of mildly shocked or startled about what I was dreaming, need to empty my bladder. That done I drift of for another hour or two, wake up again similarly. Since I am retired I sometimes go back to sleep again then I’m up no hangover, clear, ready to go.

What I shouted at the end of The Force Awakens

I know someone who took ambien and they woke up the next day to see a bucket of fried chicken on the table. Meaning they'd *driven* to a KFC in the middle of the night and come home, but had no memory of it, and they stopped taking it after that. Because they rightfully were worried about driving while not being lucid.

'where the glamour of hollywood gets peed on night' loved it

I love this guy. He's good with his words. His role on King of Queens was funny but masked his true talent. I am now realizing how funny he really is. Keep going Patton!

I once took Ambien at a glamping trip (house in the woods on a 90 acre property). I woke up in my jeans and t-shirt in the hot tub with my mouth half submerged blowing bubbles. Never again.

I once lived in a basement apartment and the landlord lived upstairs and would regularly take ambien. He would routinely eat in his sleep and one night set the house on fire because he put a cheese quesadilla thing in the microwave and set it to 20 minutes instead of two. That was an interesting night.

When I was a kid I thought Jerry Maguire was a movie about Toby Maguire. Then I saw Patton Oswalt.

2:49 Jerry Maguire story starts.

"Put Scarlet Johannson's face on the chainsaw-titted clown"...Fuck I can't breathe!

So if i understand it correctly Karl Pilkington is the 8th wonder of the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahh this takes me back to the first summer I came back home after living in the college dorm. Stuff's just weird and different, but you're only there to sleep and you're only going to be around for like 3 months, so it's not worth even complaining. My mom would take Ambien and then just...not go to sleep. I would be trying to sleep on a futon mattress on the floor of my room, and she would be in there on the one computer in the house playing freecell until 3:30am, getting weirder and weirder on Ambien. About the time she'd start hallucinating, she'd leave and go to bed.

One of the best comedy routines I've ever seen

He handled that heckler like a champ.

Jerry McGuire is one seriously shitty movie. I agree with his brother, who is my new hero.

WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS LIBERAL POS ?????

Or it has to play juries with no music.

after "The Mummy", i really want to yell "fuck you" at Tom Cruise, too

has anyone seen his bit about how he killed his wife with adderal , Xanax and Fentanyl ?

I don't even take sleep meds and sometimes my dreams end up that random. "Cue talking velociraptors trying to break into my house. But the phone rings and I'm getting ordered to come into work, trying to explain to my boss that it's dangerous for me to leave the house... but wait, it's the velociraptors on the phone, trying to trick me. And for some strange reason my ex is there the entire time wanting to have sex..."

(camera zooms in on Tom Cruise's tear-stricken face) Tom Cruise: WE....LIVE....IN A CYNICAL...WORLD! Patton Oswalt's Brother: FUCKKKKK YOOOUUUUU!