"At least it's not catching in fire." Bro, for $3,500 USD, that PC better be perfect. I mean fucking perfect.

It's a dick and balls. No one I've asked said it looks like a hammer. Nobody. Even people who don't know much about computers and love Thor.

Tbf, i saw the hammer first

I played it through as a Star Wars fan it was ok , didn’t love it , but didn’t hate it , but calling it the first Open world Star Wars game wasn’t really accurate , it was just a crappier non Jedi version of Jedi survivor , that you can just fly your own ship and play sabac

I saved a bunch of money watching this video, maybe nix time

Oh shit its Nova!!

35:05 cringe let's go

Holy crap this looks horrible... Jedi Survivor for the win i guess

Did they use Matt Daemon as the face model for the player character?

What a surprise the main character is a femboss...

I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously either

Me: “How hard could Disney possibly shit the bed” *Star Wars Outlaws* : “Hold my beer”

Bro, you forgot the best gameplay of all, Asmons play thru 😂😂😂😂

When I saw the laughable takedown animations I immediately noped out of this game. Like that tells me all I need to know.

“I’m not like that! That’s not what I chose!” Dude, did you even read the books?

Everything about this game is garbage.

"I don't know if i want be here" - yes

This is basically Assassin's Creed 2-4 but in space.

I don't know what's up with the "strong female characters" always speaking in a half-confident tone. Every time she speaks, she sounds confused or unsure of what's she's saying.

Okay okay. So i got the game free with psplus. Maybe thats why i feel like i cant really complain much too. Like if i did pay 70$ for it, i would probably be mad a little too. But thats why i don't pay full price. Love how he said the dragon guess as a mom was definetly wrong and guessed a more reasonable answer.

All I hear is complaining half the time, like as if we would not be excited and happy yelling out "I just moved shit, with my mind!" I know I probably would. I live in Cali, and everyone is also an asshole here, lol. Acting like as if I don't already talk to myself would be crazy, finally having an actual voice in my head to talk to, I'd talk a lot lol. That guy at the end guessing the dragon parent is crazy smart with it. Thinking about the whole game already lol. Im glad for this game. Screw your city, it's not my city. I dont care what happens to your city, I won't save it because you asked me to. Do it yourself. Every game I'm telling myself "noooo why do i gotta help this old lady do this" this girl straight up seemed like a real person put in a game.

Thats the point of a joke. You laugh at it. Starwars is nothing but a giant joke to be laughed at and mocked

During first the vats/dead eye sequence, she fanned the pistol like if it was a revolver with her hands being 10 miles away from the gun 😂

Idk why everyone’s hating hufflepuff when Nymphadora and Newt Scamander are the best characters

It looks like the dialog has been written by a black single mom.

So we export thieves in the multiverse…

The atmosphere of the game is great. The gameplay is just bad. But I think it looks amazing

Cringe millennial writing... good lord, shut it off!

All they had to do was give us character customisation and a red dead redemption 2 bounty system and something close to that style of gameplay but no they gave us a pile of shit

Same stealth takedown concept as the Deadpool game...cept they knew it was silly.

Who cares what "streamers" think.

Hufflepuff live in the damn beer room they're sigmas

Maybe Artificial Intelligence is already writing scripts for AAAA games?) And also for super blockbusters in movies?

Yeah. Hufflepuff really suits me 🪴 👍🏼

Jesus this game looks boring as hell. I hate this new writers that have been told they are good at it their whole lives. All of these games you can see the same type of crappy writing. High school fanfic level of shit writing.

As a proud criminal, the first 2 minutes of this game irks the shit out of me...The entire court scene should've been scrapped because of inaccuracy if nothing else. You wont get the cuffs removed just for pleading not guilty. If they are on you then they stay that way until the judge says you're not guilty or you're back in your cell. 2nd, there's NO such thing as attempted Grand Larceny, nor one that can put you away for a "very" long time with the alternative being 120 hours community service. 3rd, if you got Community Service then you have a probation officer, which means you wont simply walk out of a court room and have the time to get into more shit. 4th, you talk back to a judge and its contempt and you might get found guilty right then and there. 5th, WTF is up with the Hatty-Hat crew in the alley? 6th, You save a trans-cat and let a bag of money burn just to give the cat away...TF? 7th, it isn't a cuff its a Bangle. I'm sure there's an opening in it but there's too many loops to consider it a cuff and not a bangle. 8th, Laugh track.....sure...9th, these are the cleanest streets I've ever seen in a video game, wtf are all the people. 10th, You were a normal human 5 minutes ago, now there's a hideous monster in front of you and youre standing there as if youre the most powerful being in the world. (not to mention you were running for your life a minute ago from the Hatty-Hat gang. 11th, WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? 12th, you're a WOMAN in times where they would call you a witch a burn you for talking back to anyone, let alone show magic. 13th, That girl you told that you didn't give a damn about her home, she would've knocked your ass in the back of the head with a rock as soon as you turned around and took your bangle to save her people herself. 14th, This is more of a movie than a video game. I get it. and it sucks. i just hope they classify it correctly.

I thought people were exaggerating when they said there’s no way a woman her physique would be able to punch armored people …and then I realized she’s built exactly like me and I’m scrawny as hell 💀

Nice to see Big A in this type of video

So she is the new Disney princess then. Even talks to animals.

Honest, the game was fine. People just are looking to shit on games as it gets more views and clicks than doing an actual review or legit engaging with it. Stupidest part was Joe being pissy a game borrowed mechanics from another. Bro, Deadeye was around before Red Dead. All games borrow, they took the good and hopefully leave the bad.

Is 50c in the vlub?

A starwars game made by people that dont know shit about starwars

Its not the first open world for starwars theres 3 others lol

People take Star Wars seriously? Since when?

Most game created now are created by people with no experience making games.

I hate heist games where you never get any money on the heists.

Money hand out from a man ! I'm an independent woman 😡 i can steal my own money

This game personifies DEI

NA aim!

Star Wars fans tried to defend the game with their claims that people are being racist or sexist or one of the two. Which seems to be their go two punch. whenever any star wars media gets produced. And you notice they go back in their little hideyholes when the game or movie, or show is actually dogshit