made me feel small, well done

Aliens think Benjamin is an absurd name that no one would never bond with.

This is the vomit of literature

Thank you, I loved the story. ❤

Thanks for the laughs! This is hilarious! And, the basic concept is absolutely true. Pet rock, anyone? Or how about Wilson, the soccer ball in Castaway?🤣🤣🤣 I like reverse humor, so I named my rolling walker Warp 9.😂 Thanks for the great start to my day!😂

Another great story! I really like the world and characters this author has created.

This is a funny one. :)

Considering how much slavory we have done it is nothing but a miracle that humanity ever grew above it in any, even facetious, ways. Especially considering that Lewis and Clarke were awful people and survived off of people, not the land, not their own efforts.

A definite change, great story!

it's good, although it could have been shorter. 👍

I really liked this story. Thank you.

The Dude abides.

We all have demons. Mine is in a cage, kicked under the basement stairs. Sometimes it sleeps, sometimes it howls. I have thrown away the gold key. Its safer for everyone.

One of the best stories I have ever heard.

Good one- thank you 🤗💕

Good story, thanks.

nice story.

I liked this one.

funny at the beginning, totally cliché at the end. too bad.

Imagine if they meet The Doomslayer.

We sacrificed our cradle to protect the children it bore, there is no greater honour than that!

The Tillin's F-ed around and the whole galaxy found out 😂

Exciting to see something I wrote being narrated, hurt a little to see all the typos in my work :'D but oh well. Glad to see people enjoy the fun concept I had created.

Veru good story

Me to

Our god is the Dragon? I approve that

Really good. Loved it

oh this was a good one

Good story.

A few light years. 😂

And sometime the key speaks to us begs to be used. This is the best description of the human psyche I heard here.

Nice.

Nah

"Valued crewman Carl is strong." Unlock the cage and you'll see strong...

Clearly the writings of Dr. Jordan Peterson have not reached the xenos.

Different, good, very good at the end. Better narration and tightening it up would take this one to great.

is this a skeleton or a terminator? this necromancer is seriously messed up!..

boring and generic AI-BS…

Too short. Need sequels I repeat need sequels. Need sequels.

What a great story...thank you for that.

So, hecwaa basically weirded out by Carl.

Soft squishy meat and water bag. Unfortunately that is true plus sort got too many water bags on me.

So a Chunibyo

Great story 👏 Hope you will come back to it. And we see more of the 2 AI.

Dr Who episode, the Satan Pit, or Demon pit. Two parter, i think it starts with.. The impossible planet. Great stuff.

Nice

Written by a human, not AI, and narrated by a human, not AI. ❤

Ok, wait… the “We only send these to high risk places.” probe did NOT have maximum armor and shields? But the “We only send these to high risk places where we’ve already lost one probe.” probe does? Also, when your ship of explorers gets a galaxy-wide message NOT to do something, why is everybody’s first thought, “Huh. That’s a weird order. We should go do that one thing they told us not to do. Instead of contacting the galaxy-wide government to ask why they told us not to do it. Probably wouldn’t help us make sense of the order, anyway.”

I like this one. Great HFY. Humans really really want to be friends. Really. If you ever doubt us, we've already played first person shooters with you as the enemy. Just in case you don't believe us.

Someone must tell them, we have dokus about all or stuff😅 and everything has an end, only the sausage has two😂😂