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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it...

Nope.

A horse walks into a bar: I'm lewking fer the man the shot ma pa' Iykyk

Interesting fact. It's extremely difficult for horses to get drunk. They metabolize alcohol really quickly so best not to take one to a bar. It'll be a very expensive night out.

Sarah Jessica Parker get's me every time.

Surprised there was no amy winehouse joke in there

A horse walks into a bar. Orders a drink. Drinks it up. Then it walks next to the wall, walks on the wall, then the ceiling, reaches the door on the other end, and walks out. Its dead silence. The bartender: "Yea, he's like this. He never salutes people."

What-What-WHAAAA- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

"Why are you in bar?" "Eat shit. That's why!" 😂😂😂😂😂

Someone's gonna have to explain that Sarah Jessica Parker joke to me.

Hey bro u wanna know why there aren’t many black people that play baseball……………. Cause there always stilling the bases

I really hope that’s not the horse’s actual name

Seth can really tell a joke. That delivery was perfect.

Horse is right

Family Guy is the best. It’s the Looney Tunes for recent generations

Sarah Jessica Parker? I was not aware that Sarah Jessica Parker was a stallion. Today, he would identify as "Megan Thee".

literally bojak horsson

Fucking jacob alden in the wrong franchise

Copy of a retelling of a retelling of the most poorly told hoke: a horse walks into a bar. and the- y’know- it’s a joke. the horse is allowed in the bar so that’s fine. so, this horse, he walks into the bar. he- i- uh- it doesn’t matter that it’s a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. um, not important to the joke. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar and- and- y’know, he walks up to the- the barkeep. there’s- there’s- y’know, the guy behind the counter. it’s an old timey saloon type bar, um. y’know wild west sort of- sort of thing. so- so, the horse, he walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep. um, and he says- uh, because it’s a talking horse. it’s- it’s- a- the horse can talk. it’s very important to the uh- the joke that the horse can talk. so, this talking horse, again, important. very important it’s a talking horse. the- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says- well- well- well- well, before he says anything to the barkeep, he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar. um, and- and- oh wait- wait- wait- wait, no- no, the horse- the horse isn’t- the horse has a bloody hoof. the- the- the horse’s hoof is bloody, it’s very important to the joke. um, that the- the horse has a bloody hoof. so, this horse, he’s walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar, and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that’s really not very sanitary, is it? it’s fine, it’s a joke. um, and- and- oh- well, also, the- the horse because, y’know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it’s injured he’s- he’s limping. he’s not walking. it’s a limping, talking horse. very- very important, bloody hoof. walking- uh- limping- limping horse. um, and the horse can talk. okay. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar- limps into the bar, the- the horse limps into the bar. um, and- and- uh- he walks- limps- limps- limping horse, bloodied hoof. uh, the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar. uh, it’s bleeding, again. the limping horse. lemme try that again. uh, the- the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so- and- and- again, remember the horse can talk because it’s a joke. um, it’s very important. um, so the horse walks into a bar- limps into the bar, the horse walk- horse limps into the bar. uh, and- and the horse walks- limps- limps up to the barkeep. um, and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar- his bloody hoof up onto the bar. and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my pa’.” oh- wait, no, it was a dog! oh- okay, so- so, this- this dog walks into the bar. um, dog- talking dog- the dog can talk. it’s very important that the dog can talk. and it’s a dog it’s not a horse. that’s- the- kind of- y’know, it’s really important to the joke. uh, so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up to the- limps- limping- limping dog, the- the dog has a bloody hoof. uh, that’s silly, dog- dogs don’t have hooves. it’s not a horse, it’s a dog and he’s got a bloody paw. um, and- and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he- he walks- limps- the dog limps into the bar. and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn’t matter that it’s a boy dog, girl dog, or whatever. um, none of that matters, but it does matter that the dog can talk, the dogs allowed in the bar, uh- and- and- and- and he’s got a bloody paw. um, so he- he walks into the bar- limps- the dog limps into the bar, uh- and- and the dog limps up to the barkeep and he puts his paw- his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, “i’m lookin’ fer’ the man that shot my pa'.” I hope this was painful.

Downloading Often Is Terrible So D.O.I.T

HAhahaha, if there is 1 joke from Family Guy that comes to my memory after all those years.. it is probably this one!

Hoofs-no f-kin’ thumbs! 🤣🐴🤣

A horse walks into a bar. 7 people leave because they see the potential danger.

"That's different." Don't dish it if you can't take it buddy

Youre not my Ghost Supervisor!

3 January 2025 who's here? lol

That collage frame is seen in every family home, and the toys being everywhere are such clever details that it makes it even funnier.

> horse walks in

A jew walks into a bar, a barman says "why the long nose?"

One interpretation I have with this is that the DS does not have alzheimer's. He's actually testing the recruit. He is repeating the question and statement on purpose, to see if the recruit cracks under pressure by getting annoyed/angry at the DS.

Sarah Jessica Parker yells out, "Fuck You" , to those men

Oh man, this is like that time when i saw a horse in a bar.

Peter, the horse is here.

You mean the communists?

So...is nobody going to notice that both of the parents have stick nipples? That means two Sticknipples married each other.

“Where was I? Oh yes…” Every time Jeff Goldblum talks in a nutshell.

The horse is better comedian than most ones today

Brian the horse

Best scene in the whole movie. 😇🤪😇

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.

Is that the horse that had the broken leg and took the shotgun away from the owner and started riding him around while whipping him???? 😂

How do y’all not see a horse sitting next to u like?

Poor woodhouse

Discribe this Bud lite generation perfectly alright alright alright alright weak should've been a jackass then a horse tho alright alright alright alright alright

Impossible horses can't walk into a bar it's no shoes no shirt no service

Ha ha brilliant

U ain’t stable anyway so hay we’ll horse around elsewhere

U can horse around or whore around

Is it odd how close they are to each other. If anyone was that close to me, I would take 2 steps back. And be like yo j, face the camera!