3 January 2025 who's here? lol

That collage frame is seen in every family home, and the toys being everywhere are such clever details that it makes it even funnier.

> horse walks in

A jew walks into a bar, a barman says "why the long nose?"

One interpretation I have with this is that the DS does not have alzheimer's. He's actually testing the recruit. He is repeating the question and statement on purpose, to see if the recruit cracks under pressure by getting annoyed/angry at the DS.

Sarah Jessica Parker yells out, "Fuck You" , to those men

"...But Krieger wasn't just being altruistic."

Oh man, this is like that time when i saw a horse in a bar.

Peter, the horse is here.

You mean the communists?

So...is nobody going to notice that both of the parents have stick nipples? That means two Sticknipples married each other.

“Where was I? Oh yes…” Every time Jeff Goldblum talks in a nutshell.

The horse is better comedian than most ones today

Brian the horse

Best scene in the whole movie. 😇🤪😇

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure.

Is that the horse that had the broken leg and took the shotgun away from the owner and started riding him around while whipping him???? 😂

How do y’all not see a horse sitting next to u like?

Poor woodhouse

Discribe this Bud lite generation perfectly alright alright alright alright weak should've been a jackass then a horse tho alright alright alright alright alright

Impossible horses can't walk into a bar it's no shoes no shirt no service

Ha ha brilliant

U ain’t stable anyway so hay we’ll horse around elsewhere

U can horse around or whore around

Is it odd how close they are to each other. If anyone was that close to me, I would take 2 steps back. And be like yo j, face the camera!

Glad I stayed to the end... in 2024.

A grasshopper goes into a bar and the bartender says “ hey do you know there’s a drink named after you “? And the grasshopper says, “ You got a drink named Steve “?

*ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD*

A cowboy rides his horse into the bar. Not wanting to give him the satisfaction of noticing the horse, the Bartender looks at him, and asks... _"What are you drinking?"_ The Cowboy replies, _"Whiskey. Neat."_ The Bartender nods and asks, _"What about your friend?"_ The Cowboy replies, _"Just water. He's driving."_

Be honest... Who else came unglued (😉) at the end?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👇

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! That got me at the end.

Me and bro after finally finishing the zenith seed on terraria

Why does sarah Jessica parker remind me of the horse i wonder,,😜🤔

Great!

I THINK i get this but sara j. parker is funny why??

This is gonna be me after new year’s. 2024 has been a total nightmare with seemingly unending chaos at every damn turn.

>be me. >Makes jokes about horses >horse walks in

They should say "THAT Sarah Jess..." " NO, NOT that Sarah Jessica Parker" "Are you related to Sarah Jassica Par..." "NO I am not related to Sarah Parker". "Do you live near" "Same neighborhood, but not the same street or apartment block and stuff." "Do you happen to live with Trey Parmer?" "Yeah,I'm actually his next-door neighbor.: "Are you a Spider Horse?" "Just what the flip is a Spider Horse?" "Your last name is Parker, so I really" "Maybe, hey this horse has the name Parker as his surname. He could just somehow be related to Mr. Peter Parker." "Yeah..." "Peter... Peter Parker as in Spiderman?" "SURE." "Peter Parker as in NYC's Spiderman?" "Uh-huh" "The fictional superhero Spiderman?" "OH, right, Spider Man doesn't exist." "NO, I don't live near a fictional person." "Right, well, How about Ray Parker Jr.?" "The guy who died the theme to the 19884 classic movie Ghostbustez?" "Right!" "He's actually one of my best dudes & lives in the same apartment as me. Ray may even be like an adoptive father. Trey could. Be like an adoptive brother." "Well, the writer cab get tired right now, so he will end this reply howpwing that somebody will. R e ad either post e femmelwwsnbgoodeè Wtired.w8

We got off on the wrong footing. Im sarah jessica parker. Btw. Get it, the long face, like those of a horse🙁?

Her voice sure did get deep since her Square Pegs days.

Winifred Sanderson's book!

I remember yelling you idiot you ignored the warnings all the bloodshed that happened was his fault

He has a long face so he can watch for predators while eating tall grasses.

Animal swears and the human doesn't

That’s fucking funny.

Funny.

Another Cross Over: *> Ist GUY):* "So why are you in this bar?" *> HORSE)* "Beth's reproductive material extraction machine is down for repairs at the *Horse Clinic,* and she's not up for pinch hitting today, __if you get my drift. - Besides, Morty was supposed to meet me here so we could both drown our sorrows in booze!" *> 1st GUY):* "So I take it Summer is a 'no go' substitute for Morty either?" *> HORSE):* "Well, he's not here drowning his sorrows with me, is he?"

"Gangster Raptor" 💀

00:47 Uhh hello Einstein HOOVES NO F(NEIGH)CKING THUMBS😠 Kills me🤣🤣

Man. That's harsh.