"Shoot to thrill" but you're fighting the Goa'uld above Antartica in your F-302

Freebird, but you're fixing to retake Earth from the Reapers

"You would laugh, monster, but let me remind you within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by His God, and wept for by none, beats a heart. A human heart that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind. Within that sack of meat in sconce the hope, the will and the fury of every man, woman and child from every corner of the Earth! Within that weak sack of meat festooned in weak armor and weapons only powerful in numbers beats the heart of a MAN! And for as long as this War has lasted, the hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so-called Anomalies! For as long as this War has gone on for, the hearts of men have stood united against an Organization that despises them for no other reason say that they have the audacity not to lay down and die! FOR AS LONG AS THIS WAR WILL GONE ON FOR, YOUR FOUNDATION HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK, BEATEN DOWN AND MADE A MOCKERY OF, BY WEAK SACKS OF FLESH WITH HAND-ME-DOWN WEAPONS AND BARELY MANTAINED EQUIPMENT! That weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature CAST BY THE ANOMALIES LIKE YOU. He is a Man. A UNGOC. A Chaos Insurgent. A COTBG. Drawn from some forgotten town in a corner of the Earth that is now laid unhospitable, to fight for his species and for the safety of the people that HE LOVES. He's a Factory Worker. A Farmer. A Businessman. A Cashier. A Stocker. A Father. A Brother. A Son. A MERE MAN. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of some abomination, HE. HOLDS. THE LINE! And he will hold the line for a thousand years. So... What's your excuse, monster?"

Sick

3:38 I heard that weapon sync

"Who will save the world" but you are the last of the Royal SLDF Blackwatch during the opening stages of operation Apotheosis

Remember, humanity was the enemy. It was not us. The Foundation had to do this. As a human though, i understand why we did this, this is the only way it could've ended barring magic shenanigans. We're like cockroachs.

"Dare to be Stupid" but you're protecting some blue mofo from spear throwing Yetis.

The first time I listened to Bad Moon Rising while diving was during a nighttime mission on Meridia with the moon full in the sky. Obviously that was before... well, you know.

This is one of the best comment sections I’ve read through. Remember Reach

hope they make this canon

We're trying to save you from a fate far worse than death! - SCP Foundation probably

On that day, the foundation and the thing realised. Scarred in nature by nature in its purest essence. The purest anomaly to have ever existed, defying anything and everything thats built around them or so they thought. Humanity. The only way to have an effect on it was only by itself.

Journey "lights" but you're a tie fighter pilot in the battle of jakoo

"Becoming - Pantera" but you're a heavy clone trooper going fucking apeshit against droids.

I like to picture that there's this one B1 battle droid out there who gets a glancing hit to the head and gets his obedience chip or whatever droids have obliterated. So he's a free man, but he knows the moment he reports back in the seps are just going to install a new one. If the clones don't blow him up or a jedi doesn't cut him in half first.. So he just starting singing his little heart out while twirling in circles landing some of the sickest shots ever. Because when you're about to go out you might as well go out with a bang.

*2ACW happens* Work: You're still coming to work today right?

This what ewok hunt actually feels like:

Finally "hey Einstein I'm on your side" is actually canon.

California Dreamin' but you're defending hoover dam from the Legion

"Negative, I have the gun. Good luck, Sir."

“Free bird” But you’re an artillery crewman Sieging Vraks from ultra-long range.

"all guns blazing, fighting the remnants of the zerg swarm on char."

This feels like it would be used by the rebels as propaganda to deter people from joining the imperial military

I remember landing on Endor, only a few hours after the battle has ended. I could not feel anything but sorry for all those poor bastards with a bucket in cheap plastoid as an armor, many of them laid here and there, hacked and chopped to pieces, armor pierced by primitive bow here and there, some had commotion, their head blue by the trauma hematoma right above the brain. Some of them, the unlucky ones were still barely breathing, I walked pass them, I could do nothing for them, but my wife and my daughter, they thought they could do something, but when they removed those helmet, they understood, they were barely breathing, at the gates of death, so what they did instead was a single prayer for their soul. I negotiate through the rebels and especially 3PO a safe passage for the corpses of those fallen that day. We erected a large building in the savanna of Endor to allow all the buried to be here. Parts of the cemetery was dedicated to those who perished in orbit, among all of them, a tomb flowered of a single flower, representing the sorrow of both a widow a newly mother, I saw Cody contemplating it alongside his adoptive daughter. From what I could tell, her husband was among the imps killed on that day. Camouflage, of the Civil War, 9 ABY

There is no way a bunch of teddy bears with sharp sticks are still this scary. You guys had 1 job!

The trees start speaking ewok

Who Are You buy the Who but you're chasing Jango Fett through Coruscant airspace

Shoot to Thrill but your fighting Zombies with Rictofen/JFK and the crew

"Metallica - Whiplash" but you're doing the Death Star trench run in Yavin "Judas Priest - Freewheel Burning" but your fleet is speeding towards Death Star 2 "Motorhead - Overkill" but you're dogfighting over Scarif "Metallica - Seek and Destroy" but you're skirmishing droids while searching for the Anaxes algorithm.

Killer video man. GG

I'm so sad this is the Johnny Cash version

“Do you remember love”But your the 05 council giving the go ahead to commence the extermination of humanity (scp 5000)

I am no saying who but one side of the battle ate very very well afterwards

Inner circle “Bad Boys” but you’re a corrie guard raiding a black sun hideout

Ewok hunt got me fucked up

“Sir it’s a village!” “They’re Ewoks sergeant, torch it!”

Thunderstruck but your a 212th Airborne Troop deployed on Utapau

Love these. Who needs the originals. ❤

Bro has finally uploaded Also idea: Roundabout, But your fighting a Aztec god and you have a nazi cyborg alongside with you

I can see the PTSD in those stormtroopers helmet eyes. Great stuff man

If I'm gonna get my cloned balls blown off for a word, my word is "Plokoon".

🫡 to all who lost their lives on reach and served

This is 2nd Lieutenant Ryan Simms of the 21st Airborne broadcasting to any UNSC army unit within range, we are held up in the submarine base near the Vieri Ice shelf. Try to make your way to us if you can, I hope highcom hasn’t forgotten about us. Use the signal from this music broadcast to find our position. Godspeed, Simms out. (The remnants of the 21st weren’t rescued until years later when the UNSC infinity came to Reach)

Meanwhile over in battletech: Epsilon Eridani? That backwater???

Juke Box Hero. But you are about to play at a Battle of the Bands, and the crowd is hostile.

Beta elite: “you’ve got nothing” Chad marine: “I’ve got ammo. Let’s give it a shot”

115 But you, your buddy, and two jackals are the only survivors left as the flood are released for the first time in 100,000 years.

If Man is to go tonight *Let it not go quietly*

If anyones ever seen the movie Cabin in The Woods think of the scene where all the horrors get released at once into the facility. This is just the aftermath of the facilities destruction.