i don't get the 'half that eats' line, can someone explain it to a smoothbrain like myself?

When I watch this movie, I laugh at almost every line-even from my first viewing. I once watched it on a date -- she didn't laugh once-except for the line where Diane made food out of snow and said, "For dessert, I have a nice bowl of sleet." We weren't a match.

"Perception is irrational, it implies immanence." Superb!

"Money? Well, money..." ;)

❤😂

Woody Allen loves to believe that nothing he does has any consequences. Being funny and wealthy doesn’t mean you have worth.

The writing Here is phenomenal.

What a masterpiece ANd spare me about Diane Keaton. Give credit where credit is due, MORON CHICKS!!!!! THis was a BRILLIANT take on "war and peace"! ANd Allen is HILARIOUS. BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS, not some lame romance novel you dumb chick!

This is even better with the subtitles.

3:25 4:55 🐠🐟🐠🐟

Didn't know Spinoza was Jewish. One lives… one learns. ☺️

Woody's BEST comedy movie and my top all-time favorite 😅😅😅

"Let's hope I get the half that eats."😂

"I hope I get the half that eats..." Sleeper, Love and Death, Take the Money and Run - Woody Allen's early comedies were insanely funny and highly therapeutic, reminding me that I was not the only person wondering if the world was crazy.

3:10 Let's not get hysterical! I would hate to blow my brains out then read in the newspaper (woody pointing upwards) they found something 😂 This is as hysterical as it could get!

Yeah, I've said that many times lol. I use that line myself when anyone says something complex

Woody and Diane always just worked so well together they were always so enjoyable. Allen’s philosophical writing mixed with comedy is brilliant

Woody is a comic genius! I feel blessed to be of an age to have seen him perform live stand-up on television, and to have seen his movies upon release in movie theaters. His modern interpretations of slapstick comedy are pure brilliance. The opening sequence of Play It Again Sam, with a close up of Woody's face, had me rolling in the aisle laughing before the movie had begun. Bravo Maestro!

"But judgment of ANY system or 'a priori' relation of phenomena exists in any rational or metaphysical or at least epistomological contradiction to an abstract and empirical concept such as being, or to be, or to occur in the thing itself or of the thing itself." I used to have that memorized. Philosophy majors would be extremely impressed with me rattling all that off, for a moment, until they realized a moment later it was a joke. :) Then they would be amused and annoyed...mostly annoyed.

Woody Allen certainly convinced himself there is no God and everyone is free to do exactly as he chooses.

Woody Allen's best movie and, as I'm currently learning Bulgarian, I've enjoyed the subtitles. Thank you!

Always loved his writing. I feel the issue here. Deeply.

We see many miracles each day, but to the unbeliever's mind it's always a coincidence 🤣