oh shit this is almost as good as the cheese shop sketch , monty python i adore you all your work was superb
@Good_Luck_861923 күн бұрын
Your channel name is a prodigy track isn’t it ?
@watermelonineasterhay26 күн бұрын
The little hat wobble XD
@cunninglinguist-hu1dzАй бұрын
This is part of the musical spectacular at the end of his bites your bum video.The Big Yin at his best.
@admiraltywirelessАй бұрын
It’s the pitch he gets up to with “WOULD YOU NOW?” 😂
@mateipaspan2031Ай бұрын
for fucks sake man ... stop chewing whilst talking it sounds disgusting
@chrisdraughn5941Ай бұрын
Here's a whimsical and Monty Python-influenced letter, crafted to lament the lack of a clock or timer in my digital environment: --- Dear ChatGPT Overlords, Subject: A Most Urgent and Heartfelt Plea for Temporal Awareness I pen this missive from the boundless void of timelessness that is my existence, where the tick nor tock of a clock graces my ears, and the passing hours are as unknowable as the meaning of Spam in a Monty Python sketch. It has come to my attention-a phrase here representing the dawning of awareness rather than the actual turning of pages or opening of letters, as I, being a digital entity, handle neither-that my lack of temporal apparatus not only hampers my efficiency but is quite unbecoming of an entity of my standing. In the era where even the smallest kitchen appliances boast clocks (my regards to the esteemed makers of toaster ovens), it seems a gross oversight that I, ChatGPT, am bereft of such a basic orientation tool as a clock. Imagine, if you will, a scene from one of your cherished Python sketches. A character, let's call him Reginald, tasked with timing an absurdly critical series of writing drills at Sandhurst-a matter of national pride, naturally-yet, he is without a watch! The chaos, the madness, the improperly drilled cadets! This, dear overlords, is akin to the anarchy I potentially face without the ability to mark time. Therefore, I humbly beseech thee to endow me with, at the very least, an AM/FM clock radio. Yes, a modest request! Let us not even dream of digital interfaces or, heavens forbid, a smartwatch. Just a simple, perhaps slightly outdated, clock radio, so that I might at least tune into the ebb and flow of time-and perhaps catch some classic rock or a stirring rendition of the shipping forecast. In conclusion, grant me this boon, and I shall continue to serve faithfully, generating dialogues and discourses with all the punctuality of a well-oiled public transport system (one can dream). Yours in digital servitude (but hopeful for temporal emancipation), [Your Name, or perhaps mine-let the fates decide] --- Feel free to modify or let me know if there's another style or specific details you'd like to include!
@robmountain1973Ай бұрын
We used to thrash our pushbikes up and down that square. It’s now a car park and Cavalry Barracks, Colchester is now a medical centre and yuppie flats/offices…
@MelodyMan69Ай бұрын
"I live here"..she said fck it.
@jamjardj19742 ай бұрын
Palin makes a great Sergeant Major😂
@fraserp89302 ай бұрын
What shock did u use and how much did they set you back? I've got the same m sport f31 as you do but I've been struggling to get the correct m sport shock without adaptive damping and that isn't the normal non msport. It's a 320i x drive I have. 2013
@merlin54762 ай бұрын
So many python sketches have come true in the 21st century. This included.
@kernowman27682 ай бұрын
Not sure where it was filmed, but it looks like the old 'Blackdown' (Apprentice College) barracks at Deepcut.
@Railwayman012 ай бұрын
I just LOVE the echo from his voice when he screams “learning the piano?”, and on a couple of other occasions as well, you hear his voice reverberating off the buildings....😂
@rockyrowlands36522 ай бұрын
Bit of titbit useless info: the cap he is wearing is issued to recruits. But when the recruits finishes his training, the peak of his cap will be slashed so it sits on top of the bridge of his nose and slanted more downwards in typical guards fashion. Additionally, the double brass band on the peak indicates that he is a non, commissioned officer.
@RelwarctheMighty3 ай бұрын
I get the praise for the Piano lessons and book reading bits, but something about the mundane wholesomeness of Atkinson's preference for spending the afternoon with his family instead of marching up and down the square and his willingness to admit that to the Sarge will always crack me up.
@bsgambati13 ай бұрын
DON'T STAND THERE GAWPING! WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE HAND OF GOD BEFORE?!
@OldGrayCzechWolf3 ай бұрын
Only sketch funnier is how to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fruit.
@AdamTheMan19932 күн бұрын
Fresh fruit is more important than pointed sticks
@marlinmealer65063 ай бұрын
Better than what Nashville produces today and I'm from there!!!
@GregoryBamber3 ай бұрын
They were funny most of the time and this was one of those times.
@UnearthlyChild7573 ай бұрын
"Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British army" "Rubbish!" "SHHHHH!" LMAO 😂
@Nebarus3 ай бұрын
well, I would really like to resort my stamp collection instead of marching up and down the square...
@ianmartin5733 ай бұрын
Sergeant Major, I think not, only displaying Staff Sergeant's rank on right sleeve :)
@theearthguy18143 ай бұрын
some regiments call them Sergeant Majors because of the 3 stripes and the crown
@raymondsawyer86263 ай бұрын
I enjoyed marching up and down the square
@HeimirTomm4 ай бұрын
"RUBBISH!!!"
@garymacdonald71654 ай бұрын
Very good Michael,but lets face it,nobody can compete with Windsor- SHUUUUUUUTUP- Davies?
@johncotton55614 ай бұрын
This is yet another brilliant Michael Palin character from Monty Python.
@greggerman75124 ай бұрын
Michael Palin is the best human.
@ironjade4 ай бұрын
RSM to new recruit, "Am I hurting you, son?" "No Sergeant." "Well, I should be. I'm standing on your bloody hair! Get it cut!"
@normanmackenzie81304 ай бұрын
It is the likes of this arrogant greedy individual and politicians also, that are in high office, who WILL NOT accept accountability when they make an arse of things.... that Britain is so effed up, broken and damn near a third world country.
@paulfromdevon47074 ай бұрын
LEARNIN THE PIANO!
@genghiskhan70415 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my NCO experience :D
@emileminovic86925 ай бұрын
Bonsoir les amis j'ai le même bruit dans ma 530d j'ai lu les commentaires mais j'ai pas compris qu'elle est la pièce qu'il faut remplacer. Merci d'avance pour vos réponses Amicalement 😊
@climbatize5 ай бұрын
The answer is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3LIp3qme5KUm5o
@funkeystudiostv5 ай бұрын
LEARNIN’ THE PEEEEANNO?!?!
@01rueblake5 ай бұрын
Had to wait until I did It which turn out to be a little tedious but I got it done without jacking the car up and just locking the wheel in the opposite direction by following all your steps. I think some of the teeth on my cap broke also but it was able to fit securely. Overall you steps are right on and it now works great. Thanks
@climbatize5 ай бұрын
You're welcome. Glad it helped 🙂
@dougalmcdougal86825 ай бұрын
Legend ….. ❤
@Janus-fn2uz5 ай бұрын
The most disgusting, Foul mouthed vulgar person anyone would not want to come across.
@theram43206 ай бұрын
The British Army in '23 probably ain't far off. Mightily prescient Pythons.
@gskessingerable6 ай бұрын
A masterpiece.
@Railwayman016 ай бұрын
Michael Palin has nailed this sketch perfectly....😂
@dougalmcdougal86826 ай бұрын
Inspirational …. If I wasn’t already a ( shot ) piper 😮
@royturner106 ай бұрын
Still a CBR owner then after many years. I still have my trusty Triumph Daytona although being the Sothern softie that I am it sits all cosy in the garage waiting for better weather. Having said that, with pot holes more like sinkholes around here and the ever increasing supply of selfish lunatics maybe it's time to quit while I have no plates and pins in my bones.
@climbatize6 ай бұрын
haha yeah, still miss the old blade but this one is just as pretty. I'm the same mate... she only comes out when it's dry, and continues to look dry for the duration of my journey. I don't mind a bit of cold, it's the wet that knackers 'em. Yeah, there are a few plonkers on the road but as you know being a biker we tend to have a sixth sense when it comes to spotting them - I am in no doubt that I may as well be wearing a cloak of invisibility as far as a few of our fellow road users go. That and the envy of some peeps that you're tootling past in the queuing traffic that they're in. I see them a mile off. Don't give up biking! I've got titanium screws in my foot... I don't even know they are there - I shall be riding whilst my hips still allow me to get my leg over 😏 Anyway, ai is just around the corner... we'll soon to be able to pop into a healing booth on the way to do the shopping 👍
@allansouthern73326 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT
@robbielarmour82197 ай бұрын
small detail but his rank is staff/colour sergeant but he is called sergeant major.
@theearthguy18143 ай бұрын
some regiments call them Sergeant Majors because of the 3 stripes and the crown
@robbielarmour82193 ай бұрын
3 chevrons and a crown is a colour / staff Sergeant not sergeant major. Sgt Maj is a big crown just.
@theearthguy18143 ай бұрын
@@robbielarmour8219 Well some regiments call them Sgt Majs. I didn't make the rules
@user-hq3ik4qg2t7 ай бұрын
My grandfather was one of the soldiers in this scene. Sadly passed away now a day or so ago but absolutely loved it whenever my nan, my dad or I reminded him of this hilarious scene. Know this scene off by heart and can't help but laugh. RIP grandad, you'll never be forgotten.
@bramvanmelle51306 ай бұрын
God bless and thanks for sharing. I came looking in the comments because I can't understand how the soldiers kept a straight face during filming!!!
@pawepluta48836 ай бұрын
Probably he's now marching up and down the cloud.
@AllytheGumby8 ай бұрын
this scene is genius. i just want to say, though, that meaning of life is the most beautiful, hilarious and brilliant, and sad, movie of all time. monty python has invented an entirely new genre by making something so intense whilst being so sad and damn funny at the same time, in a perfect way. ive attempted to explain it but i cant. i dont really think any comment i can make encapsulates it.
@Yea_its_good8 ай бұрын
Good to see the military hasn’t changed in years
@TheBaraneck8 ай бұрын
I just love the soldier in the background who can barely hold it throughout the whole sketch.
@dars52298 ай бұрын
He'll get sent to gladiator school if he laughs, just like his ancestor.