"Now, good posture serves more of a purpose than just making you look better. It helps you to be comfortable, because it keeps you well balanced on the platform." _"America first!!"_

this might actually be the worst film they've done. not necessarily the *most* unpleasant or offensive, but this is the hardest I've ever tried to actually follow the plot of one of these and I still had to look it up on wikipedia to figure out what the plot was supposed to be. Maybe a skill issue, I don't know...

when I stroll through the comments on mst3k videos here on KZbin I am pleasantly reminded that mst fans are my people ❤

The most painful MST3K movies have the best jokes. Thanks!

2:10

2:10 2:14

Who's here after the presidential debate

Coleman Francis: For when you think Ed Wood is TOO quality.

Can anyone tell me where the opening was filmed?

At 46:14 Patrolman reluctantly checks out a dead body then "Nope! Breakfast calls!"

10:10 for my favorite part and 14:26 for the start of the movie.

I always get a laugh out of "Mother of mercy is this the end of Curly?"

Uncanny that I watched the the "11:30" bit at 11:30 this morning.

"Don't smart-mouth me, boy." 😂

Wah wah pedals should be called _shucku tucka wacka tucka_ pedals.

Very surprised they didn't do a Joe Don Baker joke at the 'Walk Tall' part.

AHHH NELSON

This episode is best for seasoned MST3K fans. I wouldn't show this one to introduce someone new to the show. The riffing is gold, but good grief this movie is a drag.

I can think of far worse movies to watch than the Coleman Francis trilogy. At least Coleman’s movies are hilariously bad. Such a weird, goofy mix of incompetent directing, bad audio, inept writing, terrible/awkward acting, and many other things. This is better than watching a boring movie, like Monster A Go Go. Nothing happens.

I still say "hows that fit ya fancy pants?" to this day lol

"I am the dark spectre of food!"

This is such a painfully bad movie, even MST3K can't stop it from being hurtful to watch. Thanks for the upload and pain.

47:15 Anybody know what book Mike is reading?

"That's a hard face. That's a face that challenges you."

“Mundo penis?”

I think this is Coleman Francis’ worst film, even worse than Red Zone Cuba (which is a very close second). That movie had more plot and structure than Beast of Yucca Flats, at least by comparison. This movie just feels like no effort or thought was put into it. The narrator sounded like he was just making it up as he went along, the dialogue always being off screen was one of the oddest and dumbest choices this movie made, there is practically no plot or structure, and it’s as slow and boring as possible. It’s definitely his most unwatchable film. One of the worst movies they’ve ever done, second only to the Wild World of Batwoman (in my opinion). Mike and the boys can barely make this watchable.

Castro's out raking leaves

A man trying to direct. Black and white desolate landscapes. A woman's purse. Long shots following cars and planes. A man on the moon. Coleman Francis.

i love how the can opener was hard shiny and taciturn

Mr. Oppenheimer… sir, yes, we have something sighted on the range… a big bald guy carrying what appears to be a briefcase?

Love the pre-movie host segments in this one too, that mob dude just grabs Dr. F and repeatedly starts braining him to death with that pipe or something. And Servo, looking like a small robotic Sydney Greenstreet in that tuxedo~

I LOVE how they call each other HONEY now and then..even now in RiffTrax live shows. :) hilarious

MST is always like watching ANYTHING with my brothers. It’s great.

This movie is truly torture.

"This movie stops at nothing...and stays there." :)

1:53 Nice.

"Oh, it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri!" is still one of my favorite lines ever.

49:50

I can imagine Coleman Francis accidentally falling into making movies after picking up film equipment from an army surplus sale of stuff left over from the Korean war. Seems inspired by black coffee, cigarettes and Salisbury steak. Probably refers to people using geographical slang terms such as "limey, jap, yank, chink, frog..." etc. Drinks Hamm's beer. Capricorn.

Why the hell do two of Coleman Francis’ three films end with a helicopter sniper? WHY?!?

It's light-hearted gripping dramedy!

TV's Frank bringing Dr. F hard boiled eggs and nuts is a reference to 1932's Laurel and Hardy's short "County Hospital".

36:40 I don't know why but this line kills me every time.

Always wondered if the scene where they try to pull open the convertible top @1:12:10 but couldn't was real or not. Maybe they really did try to, and just happened to film it. Doesn't seem to have anything to do with the rest of the plot, and the Cook actor looked really cold.

this movie makes our home movies look professional. {kid choosing a doll] I like this one 'cause it's whiter.

“Shut-up everyone! He’s gonna tell the dirt in the drainpipe story!” For some reason that’s one of my favorite MST3k riffs 😂

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Let’s play a little game I call “good nuclear parable, bad nuclear parable”. Good nuclear parable- Godzilla, a film that spoke to the utter devastation of a people who faced catastrophe on an entirely unimagined scale Bad nuclear parable: “PROGRESS BAD BECAUSE NUCLEAR BOMB TESTING TURN SCIENTISTS INTO ANGRY MONSTER SCIENTISTS, LET ME NARRATE RANDOM PHRASES AT YOU FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE IM SO SMORT”

Man, the band is trying WAAAAY too hard for narration introducing Puerto Rico’s educational system.

Redzone Cuba is one of the funniest episodes of MST3K 😂😂💯