this hasn't aged well, I wonder what they think now, The intellectual arrogance just allowed common sense and critical thinking skills run out of their brains and onto the floor for all to see. it was never a vaccine, it was an experiment. I'm sure all 3 of these geniuses got all 3 shots.

They missed out not calling it Jew-jitsiu

Chapo Trap House is like if 4 people had the exact same conversation 10,000 times all the while profusely laughing at each other's jokes. I can dig that

"We would never listen to any talking points, but rather insult the voice of someone, then make a video about it"

Curtis Yarvin's older brother had gotten into trouble at some elite school(princeton, harvard, yale, MIT, etc.) one of those or another. His brother was into explosives and used to like to make explosives and set off an explosive on one of these campuses that he was a graduate student at. He got caught and got off because their father was a state dept official in Crete.

Baby Terminator 😂

I took Krav Maga for a couple of years, believing most of the mystique I’d heard about it. And I found the majority of it was just boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Karate, and BJJ blended up and mixed in with weapon disarms. So… pretty much just MMA. I broke my wrist and haven’t been back for a while, but honestly? I’m just gonna go to a Muay Thai trainer instead. Seems a lot more applicable to real life situations.

what's the fake Hebrew name for pocket sand, followed by a swift snap kick to the cock and balls?

tbf, bjj has different names for moves that exist in jj, catch wrestling and judo, for instance mate leon(bjj) is just a rear naked choke(catch wrestling)... but i digress, all things being equal, the trained guy will have an advantage over the untrained, or 8 year olds in krav maga circles )

1:07:59 Angry men who never bothered to try to learn to rap but have always wanted a rapper’s clout/manliness. Why bother? That requires effort and creativity. Felix obviously picks up on this a lot.

Yeah, what is needed is more diversity on a ticket, like... a moderare Republican and... a moderate Democrat... that outta to shake things up.

There is no god. He would never house such a beautiful brain inside such a flawed body.

They behave as though Hebrew were some secret language and we can ALL simply have it translated. We’re all sick of their crappy apartheid state! Free Palestine! 🇵🇸

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but Chapo needs to have video whether it’s b roll or just y’all in the studio

Uh yeah I have a brown belt in Solid Snake style CQC

Krav MAGA

Krav Maga relies on the reputation of the Israeli army to promote itself in the United States and Europe. People taking Krav Maga think they're going to turn into Israeli commandos, but I doubt Israeli soldiers ever engage in hand-to-hand combat. The state of Israel benefits from the myth of Krav Maga as a deadly Israeli martial art when, in reality, it's basically a self-defense course.

I have the same disease, I've've been pirate hatewatching that right wing Brickleberry clone they put out. It's enthrallingly bad, folks. A very dry bad, so predictable that your building rage at the complete staleness of it all *becomes* the joke.

Boring, this sucks

Someone I knew in high school ended up in an abusive relationship with someone who was always threatening to hurt them with their "martial arts expertise". That martial art? Krav maga, of course.

Crazy man rants about fraudulent book for 2 hours

Property ownership is a prerequisite to advanced civilization

There's just so much cope and excuse-making in left-wing arguments, because your world-view essentially makes so sense and is only held onto because it makes you feel all warm and mushy inside

Cue my autistic breakdown: I tried it at a prominent gym in Sydney in 2015. As a predominant grappler, I still had better striking than anybody else there. I remember an Israeli expat I used to train with, persuading somebody against it, stating "Krav is designed to teach somebody who knows nothing about fighting/martial arts as much as possible in a very limited timeframe, before sending them into a war zone". The reason Imi Lichtenfeld was a proficient fighter was because he grew up learning boxing and wrestling (the 2 most important disciplines for anybody to learn!). Krav Maga is useful if you want to: 1) push around little, old Palestinian women; or 2) bully prepubescent Palestinian children Source: my 20 years of martial arts (bjj, kickboxing, judo, boxing, wrestling, sambo, mma)

Please make episode on 2024 election US president 😊

There's a joke by the Scottish comedian Frankie Boyle which goes something like: "I've been learning Krav Maga; it hasn't helped me keep fit but I know twelve different ways of kicking an old Palestinian woman in the back".

I remember watching Frank Grillo's five-part documentary about martial arts in different countries and the last episode was about krav maga and Israel. I couldn't help but think of how, originally, this martial art had a noble goal in mind. I mean, Imi Lichtenfeld developed this fighting system in order to teach Jewish people how to protect themselves against the Nazis. And then, I see how the documentary sort of dresses up the fact that it's become a tool in the IDF arsenal against Palestinians as being the same thing.

idk, Krav Maga is pretty dumb BUT the stuff developed specifically for MMA doesn't take groin hits, eye gouging, soccer kicks, or biting into account so its probably not "perfect". Which like, idk how much that matters, but for all I know being willing to gouge someones eyes out would change how ground combat works. Also obviously the existence of guns changes the whole calculus, though I doubt those krav maga "dodge the point blank headshot and twist the gun out of the guys hand" moves ever work.

AND THEN LEVIATHAN, AND ASMODEUS, AND KRAV MAGA PULLED THEMSELVES OUT OF THE BRINY DEEP AND LAID WASTE TO THE CITIES OF MAN!

Krav Maga, the martials arts that requires calling in air strikes to win a fight.

I give it 5 years until krav-maga has psychic blasts, ccp propoganda wing chun style

you'd find the more dangerous version at the trump grill in mar a lago, "uhh, yeah i'll have the crab maga"

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Gladis ain’t White, ffs.

I agree with most of this but did they really say the quality of the parents' relationship has little effect on the children?

What's the song for the man washing horse?

now I'm imagining the whole "went back for my laptop" kink scene. I guessing he had to ask her for the password, like excuse me sir, my I ask my wife to type her secret code... the whole time she's like screaming and moaning under the guy. not sure if she'd scream it to him between thrusts, it if he'd flip her over and have her try to type it while bouncing back and forth.

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They would almost be hippies, and being your happiness does not come from this pop culture delusion, which is cool, if they weren’t so rigid their own narcissistic ends.

39:12 I was benchpressing and when this came up I laughted and dropped the weigt on myself in the process

I took my dad to this show. Since then he started actually listening to me when I complain about the controlled opposition bourgeois duopoly. Chapo saves lives

Yo we found Palestinian Chairleg Charles

The point about that lawyer being Mormon is 100 percent true. My family is incredibly Mormon, although my close family don't practice at all, and it's basically three families that all married into the other at the same level, like my Dad's sister is married to my Mom's Sister's Husband's Brother, its hilarious, and my most Mormon aunt has one son who is a Geologist and entirely studies fossils and rocks in Utah, and the other is a translator who translates religious documents into Russian and slavic languages. To this day, about once a year missionaries will come to my parent's house on bike and ask my dad the specific street in salt lake he grew up on, and they all know it and have friends living there. Mormonism is so fucking funny.

I don't think it was a kid, it was Cotton Hill reincarnated

Scott Adams was right

damn these 10 year olds are out here terrorizing at a college level. im gay

*10 year old appears* 50 Israelis: why do I hear boss music?

the khamas shonen protagonists

"beat the brakes off a 10yo" wtf lol