“Manically mentally ill competitive” Oof, nailed that one, Gary.

Can someone please send me the link to the full version. Where Gary follows this up with trust funds??

I'll admit that I've purchased movies on prime video because I didn't feel like getting up and walking across the house to get the blue-ray on two or three occasions...

The pulp is still in there, it's just very finely ground. When you shake up a plastic bottle, that stuff on the bottom is the pulp. :)

All sports trophies are participation trophies. The fact that grown men can get the equivalent of multiple salaries' worth of money for doing LESS than anyone earning just one of those salaries is the ultimate participation trophy. And even more sad are the people, especially those down in the comments, defending the idea of "real trophies" vs "participation trophies". Sports isn't life or livelihood for the majority of people. Grow up and stop living vicariously through your sports team affiliation. The trophy means nothing, other than how much money you are idiotically willing to waste on it, and "your team" getting a trophy means nothing. You did less than the bare minimum to earn any association with said team or trophy.

Where is MAGA 😂

It's 2024. We can't say "Hitler"? For real? I hear "Netanyahu" all the time, and he's just as bad.. 🔻

As if Boston College is some kind of a slouch University

Lmfao

I have actually purchased a movie online that i own on dvd. Shame but funny

I always loved his comedy until I saw him live in Orlando last week. Halfway through a terrific set, he got political for 20 minutes......not a good mix. I'm here for a laugh, not your political opinion.

I’m in the Army and I hate the phrase “bottom line, up front”. Fucking can’t stand it!

Indeed 😂

Another "look" "listen" is "Dude..."

i didn't get any of it!

We can embrace what can be, unburdened by what has been.

That punchline was so earned. That's how you craft a joke tightly and build to a satisfying conclusion.

“You’re costing me an entire syllable of hydration.” Miss'sippi = a missed sip.

How about "100%", " let's be honest" or "if I am being honest,".

I dont know if I would put 'The Gul' on my own page... put im definitely a loser, so carry on good sir

Zach Hyman baby!

Love this guy!

My dad listening to talk radio is why podcasts give me anxiety.

That sounds a hell of a lot like Kamala Harris right there

I thought this was a comedy bit. I didn't realize you were just about verbatim reenacting Steve Jobs' presentation of the iPhone. 🤣

Fantastic 🎉at better than wholesale 😂

Oh Gary you vulgar lush! That was great!

My mom pulled a similar trick every time my sister and I begged and earned a trip to the mall. We would select just one special item we wanted, present it with tender hope, and my mom would crush us with the dreaded words “It’s nice… but do you really NEED this?” Gary, I adore you! 💜

As a RDH I agree we do the hard part! 😅

Yahwah wants to see other Peoples.... omg!

😂

Values … not valuables. 😅

😀😀😀

ohhhhh i remember those days. i am a bit more established adult. but i remember those days of having the, where are we gonna put the extra paper towels?? discussion. if i recall, they ended up under the bed.

I love this guy!!

Your dad left you with a fence of humor and love ❤

Sounds like my dad. I got his fathers pocket watch. A true railroad watch. 1917 Bunn Special, 23 jewels. It was worth about $500 when i looked it up some years ago. Unfortunately, I also got his honesty. I've been called every name in the book for that trait. Apparently I'm an idiot for not lying and cheating for my advantage.

I shot 90% because all I did at recess was shoot freethrows alone

Sounds like a wonderful father.

Best dad ever

Love this smart and kind human being dearly !!🥰

He’s so adorable. 😅❤✌️

60 Minutes intro is the anxiety anthem

Guilty to all of it.

The sound that signified the weekend is over

How about the banquets held after the season when the participation trophies were handed out. I also played JCC basketball like Gary and liked the banquet when we received a trophy. Bagels, maybe lox spread, Hoffman soda, Cel-Ray…

Jiminy Cricket: “…anything your heart desires will come to you”. 😉✌️❤️

I learned to love 60 Minutes.😅. At the grandparents I could watch Disney..

At least he didn't use you as a remote control and make you get up and change it

That was my house too 😂