Gary Calls Out School Drinking Fountains

[@sethbermanhp]

“You’re costing me an entire syllable of hydration.” 🤣

[@Tomapella]

After all the "Miss'sippi"s, making "apt" into a three syllable word *chef kiss*

[@Emlizardo]

AH-PUH-TUH!

[@Chunstka]

All time funniest best most clever comedian ever

[@clootscalhoun9481]

This is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard. So many layers. Gulman is my favorite comedian.

[@flok.8317]

Yes to the layers! Typical Gary!! Complex, layered, ingenious, exquisite...

[@sheiladaly1507]

Man this guy is clever, witty.....so brilliant! LOVE hearing his jokes. :)

[@flok.8317]

Oh wow!! I had never heard this joke... Should not be surprised by its brilliance...

[@SwordAgainstChaos]

Gary is the greatest.

[@excaliburhead]

So damn smart...love it

[@s5ynth]

Glad this is getting on youtube, love your comedy!!

[@PhillyFrank1]

“You’re costing me an entire syllable of hydration.” Miss'sippi = a missed sip.

[@stephpicher]

You don't want to miss a sippy.

[@Accomandoc]

Genius

[@SUP1900]

Omg so true 😂😂😂 Why did it take so long for us to figure out the WATER BOTTLE. Gary is a gem ❤

[@antoniopaladino5951]

Brilliant

[@bonnieknight8045]

Gary Gulman is a genius comedian. Every routine is super original, side-splittingly funny - and G-rated - he doesn’t need to swear or tell off-color jokes to be a brilliant, clever and hilarious comedian.

[@flok.8317]

Yes! Well said!

[@Trenchant468]

❤

[@tracy9610]

Yes, I would have loved you 😍