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Got a new lisp from a recent installation of an expander plus braces. Safe to say this song is now on extreme level difficulty for me now :*) It's helping me fix my speech a bit though! Hopefully when 7 months pass and the expander gets removed, I'll be able to do this lisp-less like a pro! 💪

Ahh! I spy the actor who played Jeff in Today's Special!

* whispers * Scientist Salarian...

What is this song even about? O_o

Every 2nd grade student after discovering negative numbers:

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this! He is the very model of a modern major general!

mad english in the hot day sun!

Given the era, he undoubtedly knew quite a bit about colonising, too.

I love his little booty shake when he's conducting. It's just so cute!

extra stuff here but I can't argue with it, it's fun x3

Pure beauty

6:18 that harmonic or whatever is so good. Tgat is what nostalgia sounds like

First Eminem

I love how the girls always give him the word he's looking for, but at the end, it's one of the pirates who helps him out! 🤣

[MAJOR-GENERAL] I am the very model of a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse [Chorus OF GIRLS] With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse! With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypoten-potenuse! [MAJOR-GENERAL] I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [Chorus OF GIRLS] In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! [MAJOR-GENERAL] I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes! Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore [Chorus OF GIRLS] And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore! And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore! And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pina-Pinafore! [MAJOR-GENERAL] Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [Chorus OF GIRLS] In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! [MAJOR-GENERAL] In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee [Chorus OF GIRLS] You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee! You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee! You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a, sat a gee! [MAJOR-GENERAL] For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General [Chorus OF GIRLS] But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral He is the very model of a modern Major-General! [MAJOR-GENERAL] I’ve knowledge in all areas, artistic or didactical From things utilitarian to totally impractical I know the dates of great events both wonderful and sinister I even know how short a time John Turner was prime minister I memorized all principals logistic and mechanical In many ways I am Encyclopedia Britannical I’ve knowledge as gratuitous as how an ancient lute is played. So I’m always in demand whenever Trivial Pursuit is played [CHORUS OF GIRLS] He’s always in demand whenever Trivial Pursuit is played He’s always in demand whenever Trivial Pursuit is played He’s always in demand whenever Trivial Pursuit pursuit is played [MAJOR-GENERAL] But one thing I don’t understand is anything Shakespearean Except its played in theatres that I get very weary in But in most matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. [CHORUS OF GIRLS] But in most matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

Douglas Chamberlain , in my view the best Major bar none.

The only thing I think of when I hear this song is only at the end fight against Mickey, Donald, Goofy vs the bad guys in" Mickey, Donald, Goofy: Three musketeer's"

Is it bad that I only knew about the mass effect version 😂

I spent many hours on the night shift alone. I once spent several weeks practicing this song. I can still sing it quite well, though not as well from memory as this king.

Wow I've never seen this performed with these extras. Very well done performance with something strangely comical about adding a century of time to the additional lyrics and the performance as a whole. Really unique.

Eminem's great great great grandfather

The way the melody sings in every variation is a thing a beauty

Wh is this guy he plaus this 💯 kudos sir

Caine:(Distorted scream)

This is the best performance of this part I've seen. And what a madman with the additional lyrics.

I’m telling my kids this is Eminem’s dad

Finding the DVD of this was a pain, I ended up getting it on eBay from a Canadian Library book sale.

A fourth verse? With references to modernity? What is this world coming to?!

This the play from Mickey, Goofy, Donald, The three Muskiterees

I looked up the John Turner bit(Cause I figured that was added in), and indeed, the man wasen't prime minister of Canada for long and seeing this was done a year later, it was a topical joke.

Why do I feel like this would fit perfectly with the song Can Can

Hermione Granger be like

Against our wills, papa, against our wills! Oh, but you mustn't do that! May I ask, may I ask: this is a picturesque uniform, I'm not familiar with it What are you? We are all single gentlemen! Yes, I gathered that, ha! Anything else? No, nothing else Papa, don't believe them They are pirates - the famous Pirates of Penzance! The Pirates of Penzance! I've often heard of them All except for this gentleman, who was a pirate once, but is out of his indentures today And means to lead a blameless life evermore But wait a bit, wait a bit, wait a bit! I object to pirates as sons-in-law We object to Major-Generals as fathers-in-law But we waive that point. We do not press it. We look over it An idea! And do you mean to say, I said do you mean to say You would rob me of these, the sole remaining props of my old age And leave me to go through the remainder of my life unfriended, unprotected, and alone? Well, yes, that's the idea Tell me, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan? Oh, dash it all! Here we are again!

Anyone else here from Freeman's Mind?

Even with the lyrics in front of my face I simply cannot sing this and it's torture.

And uh... water.

Interesting that they made the pirates laugh at the 'novice in a nunnery' lines - it was clear the author's intent was to mock the highly-educated 'Ruperts' who knew everything but war, but in this version they change it - I didn't think Canadians shared the American attitudes of veteran-worship, but that's the only was I can think to read this.

I need this song for applies to Nasa

I am here for barney from the simpsons

this song scratches my brain good

Midori forgetting she’s human for 10 minutes straight

Eye spy Jeff from Today's Special

Contains citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine, fumic acid, butylphenyl, methylpropional, uh...Magnesium nitrate, PEG-60 almond glycerides, methylchloroisothiazolinone, and, uh, water?

Had to be him. Someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.

Am I the only person who came not because of tadc?

No matter how many versions of this song there is, this one Will always be the best one

GLITCH PRODUCTIONS AND REBECCA PARHAM SLAYED THIS- 😭😭