one must imagine surt dealing damage with fire attacks

"SMT Nocturne is a hard RPG"

Le brimstone go le shoot

didn't one shot him, mid

Eh, kinda mid

man wants to die but can’t:

I like to imagine how those children looking on Artemy when he’s just walking around speaking about smthn and just started to yell in one moment (SHMOWDER DETECTED)

i played «Мор. Утопия» for around 8 years and then it came out on steam. Now my steam account say 391 hours but i still prefer original instead of steam hahaha I still never played «Мор» but it does look cool too. Мор seems to still have the feeling of Мор. Утопия... but shmowder/порошочек is inside a matchbox now? i do own Мор but only Мор. Утопия will play on my computer. I need new hardware. but i do know a secret «Старый Порошочек в Новом Море».... while questing for invisible cat, you can find original box of порошочек ... ‘herekittykitty’ wow i just realised Мор. Утопия has been one of my favourites for almost 20 years

The nocturne attack animation is literally so funny literally just punch

This brought tears to my eyes, which were then immediately evaporated from the fiery explosion.

"Huh, we won?"

I can only imagine the AIs pure elation when he finally hit you with two physicals only to be followed by an agonising shriek when you survived because of Endure

Now that's gaming in it's finest form.

Dude. You gotta always give Teensy walnut. Tennsy fu**king loves walnut.

You can’t just be named Bussy Lord and expect me to ignore it

SMT III: where bullshit reigns supreme, either in your favor or against it.

2:56 I love how he was already doing dumb dekunda while no debuff was on and then he's like... double dekunda.

half life scientist ass scream

That boss fight is just sad he's an embarrassment to Nocturne bosses.

recently started palying patho 2 again (got stuck on day 4 last time), and on day 2 had barely enought stuff to trade for a smowder after even quickly raising my reputation juuuust high enough to buy a peanut in the store across the street... and immediately ran into a second girl with a smodwer and 0 nuts in my pockets :,)

Bro Noctrune’s AI is literally your crazy ex 🤣

The craziest part is Surt def had a line if it Crit Hell Thrust into Hell Thrust

The best strategy in smt is reverse psychology

Bussy Lord and Ose

Bussy Lord is building up power‼

Loving these anti-smt moments getting recommended lately where you only think it’s going to be a 30sec video and somehow they comeback and win 🤣🤣🤣

Surt just wanted to show his new fire attack and you just absorbed it??? That's straight up evil

this is so beautiful

more realistic when you approach a girl and you are literally missing one nut to exchange

Evil smt be like

Demi-fiend decided to become a boss fight earlier in the series

imagine Dekundaing twice

My exact reaction whenever I see a schmowder anywhere

Honestly, I'm playing the game now, and I'm on the 6th day... I think, it might be the seventh already and I'm just losing my mind, but anyway, what I meant to say was that I can't believe my eyes everytime I open my inventory. I have 5 Shmowders stored, even after using 1 to save Notkin, so I managed to find 6 in total, I never thought I'd be this lucky!

I would say something, but it's spoilers.

Average reaction to a cardboard box filled with dusted hash

artificial *intelligence*

This is a certified nocturne moment

Nocturne is actually the stupidest game ever made and I love it with every fiber of my being

Dekunda Dekunda I end my turn What's your move now Demi-fiend?

we've all been there

Win or not, the mental damage by the game is done regardless.

he is too high IQ for even his own IQ. The most flawless strategy

TEAMMATES? FRIENDS?? TO HELL WITH THAT!

sisyphus moment

Yeah Surt has the dumbest AI in this game. I don't think I've ever seen a Surt boss fight where he doesn't use Dekunda twice in a row.

Smartest Nocturne AI:

М-да, зря всё таки разработчики добавили это в игру. По логике ни один ребёнок о котором мы заботимся не должен умереть, потому что даже у дворовых детей есть порошечек, который они готовы обменять на хлам

Message to future watcher : No, this is not the worst AI in Nocturne, far from it.

Evil Surt be like: Here have free heals and press turns