Will the little dark age video ever get a reuploud?

For the good of Empire!

Gelt when the world is ending: WE’RE DOING IT LIVE

Can we all appreciate that they moved Gelt to Cathay, the closest thing in Immortal Empires to literal Vietnam? 😂

You guys three years ago never knew that Gelt would end up in actual Vietnam.

Gelt after rework and start position move:

WELCOME TO GRAND CATHAY GENTLEMAN!

is there a reuploud to the little dark age video?

Gelt clearly made friends with the slayer King to get In that gyrocopter

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Balthasar just want to say, that he is not going to pay his people)

ARE THOSE RAY BANDS

This is 'Stalia,baby.

"We can't take that beach sir, Tomb Kings own that point." "Settra don't surf."

I still can’t believe this dumb ass meme became probably one of the most referenced things on my friends discord for the better part of lockdown. Truly iconic

Imagine a poor imperial dies and instead of Moor's Garden he gets to Nurgle's Garden.

"Here, Mr. Saltzpyre, use this holy weapon to annihilate the Skaven! It's called an M60."

Me and the boys on the way to the skull throne

Ok but here's the thing, dying in battle is one thing but in a world wrought with necromancy and chaos BS, being burried in Morr's garden is actually a really good deal. Morr is the human God of death and passing on. When you're buried under his watchful gaze, he's gonna make sure you don't rise as a zombie. If some necromancer tries acting unwise then he'll get BTFO'd by THE KNIGHTS OF MORR, an order of black-clad anti-necromancy knights and the guys every graveyard keeper aspires to. Now that's a good death if you ask me.

[cough] hydradominatus- i mean GLORY TO THE EMPEROR

I was apart of the Stirland River Patrol during the Vampire Crisis down south. Me and my company crewed an escort barge protecting trade vessels going down river. Ill never forget that day in I.C 1067, Vlad (on the barge we called them Von Cars or Vlads) we saw a burning cargo ship turned over in the river, burning, Franz, a young halberdier steped on the port side of the barge and looked out on that burning wreck, we saw a ton of floating corpses begin to float towards up, tons of those bodies, damn near clogged the riverway. I was at the Volley Gun when Franz screamed “MORRS GARDEN THERE CLINGING ON THE CORPSES” it turns out VC were using those corpses to float to us by hanging on them. Franz then started stabbing them off the side and began to crush their hands from grabbing on the side, next thing you know, a big VC pulls em under, we heard him shout then a solid thud and he was dragged under. Captain turned the boat around and begain sailing up river all the while we were being chased by VC hanging on to the corpses. He sent for a messanger to grab our Company Fire Wizard to call in a Burning Head on the river. Klaus was his name, told us he couldnt do anything due to it being negated by the water. Sarge had an idea, he took our lantern oil and cracked it open at the stern, letting almost a months worth into the narrow river, the mage caught on quick and called it in. Almost immediately i was blinded by pure white light i thought I saw Sigmar himself, then we heard the popping. Zombies and other VC dont scream, they gargle and moan. The entire river you could hear the flesh popping and some moans. The bastards were slowed but still tailing us, we saw hundreds, Tal, maybe a thousand VC cooking in that river.

"I love the stench of gunpowder in the morning. Smells like victory!"

Yes

The song choice is poor tho. there are many better songs for a medieval faction. images are nice tho.

Holy Jesus XD i wanna play another Stalian campaign

IT AIN'T ME

never gets old

I wanna start a warhammer DnD campaign with this.

LOVE THE SMELL OF GOLD IN THE MORNING.

Stop Ruining War Pigs

Friendship is more than even gold

Just saw the new Armor for Kruber in the next Verm 2 update. "Time to show the skaven the Balthasar welcome mat"

I always like to imagine that the helicopter sounds are his pegasus' wings spin like a propeller.

'Fears are nothing more than a state of mind.' I can't remember I said that. I tell you everyone is scared here. You can see it in their eyes. It eats away at you. Ages you. I'm tired. I walk around Estalia, everyone does, focused on one thing: Staying alive.

Zombie don't surf!

How does it feel to be the one who created one of the greatest warhammer memes ever?

The *SUPREME PATRIACH* 😎

I love the smell of gold in the morning, smells like victory

SHAMMON! -Balthasar Gelt.

I have no idea what the fuck this is but I like it. 5/5 would bang

Sol Invictus

Anyone noticed the hellrocket explosion in the sunshades reflect ? such an attention to detail!

Is that the god damn artillery strike from Rising Storm: Vietnam?

Now it would be Alberic, not estalia

I love the smell of helstorm rockets in the morning.

"I love the smell of Fire Storm in the morning!" - Col. Balthazar "Kilgore" Gelt after burning those VC (Vampire Counts) sumbithces in the treeline

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Friendship is more valuable than gold, or so they tell me

When you realize Vampire Count is abbreviated as V.C.

President Zelensky speech at 24 February 2022