WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN (original audio)

[@SleepDepJoel1]

I love the smell of gold in the morning.

[@mowerzzzz519]

Me

[@trantrungnam612]

The smell of hellstorm rockets in the morning 😍

[@varangiangaming7178]

You and the Spanish both

[@newtype0083]

Smells like... victory

[@christophermeredithii1652]

I love the smell of Gunpowder and steam in then morning

[@gtassa01]

"SOME OF YOU MAY DIE, BUT THAT IS A SACRIFICE I AM WILLING TO MAKE" -Balthasar Gelt

[@TitaniumRobotSeacow]

>Farquaadasar Gelt

[@deanmalto1386]

Atleast the guy actually join into the fray

[@KingofKran]

@@TitaniumRobotSeacow after I'm done with him with Vlad, he becomes Balthazar Melt.

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

Says the man who just being on his crew means you have a whole ten extra armour.

[@chrishansen4541]

When helstorm rocket hits elven hospital

[@cyberdiver7076]

Knife eared bastards deserved it

[@christophermeredithii1652]

Cyber Diver they long limbed createns

[@doctordarkness100]

Its not an hospital But a target rich enviroment.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

the geneva convention only applies to humans. everything else is fair game. AELVA DELENDA EST

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 gunner: but sir elven women are cute! commander: thats why we gotta reduce their male population private

[@constable117]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ESTALIA

[@jesustakethebong5187]

GOOOOOOOOLD MORNING ESTALIA

[@lordomega9959]

I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day

[@sumitmhatre8419]

Michael Scott here

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Hey this is not a test this is ARTILLERY AND GOOOOOOLD!!!

[@AxenfonKlatismrek]

Dagoth Ur once he obtains entire morrowind

[@russiandude2366]

*MEN OF THE EMPIRE! I AM NO WARRIOR PRIEST BLESSED WITH A GIFT OF MAKING GRAND SPEECHES. I AM NO ORATOR*

[@spencermorgan2281]

*orates the fuck out of the speech*

[@Pachiku93]

Gelt lied as naturally as he breathed

[@RealAugustusAutumn]

@@Pachiku93 True chaotic good

[@Karachsingstrue]

God such a clean post, thank you

[@Vollification]

Best speech ever

[@Nershedify]

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC." -Gunner in the Silver Bullets when asked about the Vampire Counts.

[@40kwarlord79]

lel

[@aidymacBrago]

VC= Vampire Count

[@ComparedTurnip]

Clever

[@franekpyryt3044]

True

[@darthplagueis13]

Reminds me of an old joke about an Ork gunner in 40k "If you hits 'em, they's one of deirs, if you miss, it was one of our ladz"

[@Aravaganthus]

-Be dung farmer from Assend, the Empire -Get drafted by a dipshit baron -Baron falls for an ambush not even a greenskin would far for -Bloodbath, one of a handful to flee -Instead of deserting like a bitch, I'm a good soldier and try to find an imperial camp -Somehow I find an imperial camp -It's Balthasar Motherfucking Gelt's camp -Become frontline pikeman for Balthasar Motherfucking Gelt -Be deployed in Estalia -Impale smelly zombie in my pike -His twenty friends take offense and tear me apart -Like Balthasar Motherfucking Gelt just said, by chances were small -Everything goes dark -Everything goes bright -Sigmar Himself walks up to me -He asks me how I died -"In the service of Balthasar Motherfucking Gelt", I reply -Sigmar says nothing -He hands me a frothy mug of beer and raises his cup to me 12/10 Would get fucking murdered for the Empire again

[@releca3735]

Glorious green text

[@michaelmccaughey1173]

This brought an imperial tear to my eye

[@adamk3017]

wait, is this Vance Motherfucking Stubbs reference???

[@tl3033]

Summon the elector tears

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Worth it

[@BearAttackMan]

"How can you shoot vampire women, and ghoul children?" "Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?"

[@Eraser110CZ]

Ain't warhammer hell?

[@idarkstarx6939]

BearAttackMan napalm sticks to zombie kids too

[@BearAttackMan]

@@alaric_3015 Actually it's lead as in "going ahead", not lead as in bullets. In the context of the movie scene, the Door Gunner was talking about "leading" targets by shooting where they were running to.

[@popepepe6042]

@@BearAttackMan both work though since if it only took one bullet to kill a ghoul I'd have a easier time dealing with the vc

[@scareyaf]

Warhammer needs a door gunner DLC

[@Despamifier]

"HELSTROM ROCKETS! DANGER CLOSE!!!!" "Since when did Gelt ever care about danger close?"

[@sulz2640]

Legendary underrated comment

[@Dreadnaught98]

This is basically canon to the universe considering Gyrocopters exist (and I'm sure this Chad could borrow them from the dwarves), and they do in fact drop napalm.

[@BaronVonHoovy]

If only the mods that added them to the Empire roster weren't outdated.

[@kieranallen2749]

@@BaronVonHoovy Look up a mod called "Sketchbook" on the workshop. It gives you two variants of the gyrocopter, along with a steam tank with a shotgun, mage infantry and like... I think 3 new handgunner types. Oh, treb's as well if you wanna roleplay as some stone-lobbing caliphate.

[@andyacreman]

Try the Allied auxilleries mod

[@bigburd875]

Closest thing I'll ever get to a 40k total war game

[@AleXannon92]

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice, i am willing to make"

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

Some of you may die. I am willing to make a sacrifice

[@JackBadassVevo]

Warhammer in a nutshell

[@mateuszpychynski3370]

Lord Farquad intensifies

[@discipleofdagon8195]

being buried in Morr's garden is basically one of the best death's you can receive when you're an empire state troop - No necromancy BS - No chaos BS - Essentially a golden ticket to dining with Sigmar and maybe coming back in AOS as a stormcast - Your corpse is guarded by The Knights of Morr

[@jacktanner4948]

Somebody finally did a Vietnam parody without having to use Fortunate Son

[@jackhammertwo1]

To be fair Fortunate Son is the main antiwar song from that era Paranoid tho? That one was the "You just pissed off the wrong helicopter squadron" anthem

[@jacktanner4948]

@@jackhammertwo1 There are so many "parody" videos that use it its just lazy at this point.

[@liamgallagher5901]

@@jackhammertwo1 The song and glasses are ripped straight from the helicopter scene in Kong skull island.

[@jackhammertwo1]

Glasses sure the song? Way before the movie was even filmed, look up what songs the helicopters squadrons in Vietnam blasted on speakers to confuse the Vietcong before throwing Napalm right on top of them

[@doctorwear]

@@jackhammertwo1 he means the mix of it with the choppers its from a scene where they are dropping survey charges

[@tigersympathiser2265]

"Sir, there's Norscan Women and Children here! Should we get 'em out?" "Keep firing that cannon soldier, collateral damage is acceptable as long as the press in Altdorf doesn't hear about it."

[@kajetanolcon4470]

* Nuln

[@cyberdiver7076]

Damn press always trying to make us lose this god damn war

[@popepepe6042]

You’d think they’d celebrate the children’s deaths since this way they won’t grow up and start killing but no

[@popepepe6042]

@Ivore Surkuri thats what I'm sayin

[@karoljones7455]

Damn you guys are brutal I love it

[@MrMoustaffa]

"Public speaking 101? When am I ever going to need to know that?" -Balthasar Gelt, Magic College, probably

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

I mean... at least he‘s honest? I‘m not sure thats helping here though...

[@aLukepop]

@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 He wasn't the greatest but he made a good point. In the warhammer world a restful afterlife is pretty fucking good. Morr is best God.

[@queekheadtaker7327]

jon bad least till nagash crashes the party

[@randomsmuck312]

Fuck Nagash, all my homies hate Nagash

[@queekheadtaker7327]

Raditya Pradipta yes mister Arkhan this comment here

[@kapparomeo]

Balthasar Gelt strikes me as being the happiest man in the whole Warhammer World. He's as sunny as his gold is bright, and fundamental satisfaction with life just rings off every speech he makes. Even if he's a bit of meme, there's something amazing in a lord who feels so guilelessly, straightforwardly fulfilled - achieving his goals, but not doing so by setting the bar low and settling for bland normality. He really is all he can be.

[@Nope-en9bo]

Happiest race would be the Greenskins, poor Balthazar got into a hell of a mess around mid-part of the WH lore, then proceeded to get shanked by Mannfred while he was trying to save the world along with the others, which caused the world to explode.

[@InchonDM]

@@Nope-en9bo Still, even then, he died knowing that he was right, and that it had been confirmed beyond a doubt that Mannfred von Carstein is the setting's biggest failson.

[@guypierson5754]

@@Nope-en9bo Dis grot gets it. We is happy cuz world is nice place, being alive is gud, besting overs in tests of skill is topfun.

[@jacobscott7261]

@@Nope-en9bo The Endtimes writing was ass anyway

[@toobig7150]

@@Nope-en9bo Endtimes its not canon, not until a true fantasy fan such as myself still breathes in this world

[@jim6761]

"I want an overcast burning head strike right along the treeline!" - Arch Lector Kilgore during the Vlad Offensive

[@kano101435]

Danger close broken runefang!

[@thebeggarsdice6020]

@The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind lmaooo

[@Joeyz65]

Yeah I served in Sylvania. Was literally hell on earth. Praise sigma I made it out of the battle of Fort Obstyre. Von Charlie coming out of the Sigma damned ground. Me and the other halberdier units were holding off crypt horrors while taking friendly fire from hellfire cannons dying by the dozens. The last thing I heard before I saw my unit get wiped out by a wind of death was "don't let the zombies bite!" Poor Heinrich was 3 days from being relieved and going back to his home just outside The Moot. But I'd do it all again just to taste that gold magic just one more time.

[@andromalius9595]

Takes a final deep drag of his cigarette before flicking it away. Fucking Hellfire cannons man.

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

This war in Sylvania is, I believe, a war to defend mankind. Certainly it is not a war of Emperor Franz's seeking. It is a war thrust upon us and we cannot yield to the foul undead.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Von Charlie 👌

[@christophermeredithii1652]

“I was there when Gelt went toe to toe with the Everchosen, Gelt was wounded but danm, he put up one hell of a fight. Best fight I have ever seen during my time in the guard - Capt. Alexander Rylee 15th Solland Guard “Guilded Blades”

[@durnel2001]

Hard R - Sigmar

[@theagenttoast9744]

I was drafted way back in Ubersreik. Served in the Crimson Shields battalion with Kruber for sometime before he was picked up by some witch hunter bloke. My last battle was at the castle of drakenhof. The lads and I were to hold the western approach till the mortars were in position. Fell magic came down upon us and the dead of hundreds of years came up from the damned earth.. Shallaya nor Ranald blessed us that day as those bastards raked their skeletal fingers into the skin of my comrades, we lost 63 men that day and only 27 of us made It out alive... I can hear their screams for mercy and retribution to this day as I plough the fields outside ubersreik.. I can see dark clouds brewing in the horizon and I know someday I'm going to have to face my now dead comrades out in those cursed battlefields again.. someday.. I'll give them the peace they deserve.. or join them in their damned service to some damned count.. Sigmar give me strength..

[@princerupertoftherhine5275]

In the lore his whole battalion was killed except him

[@kofola9145]

Any women or children?

[@VRichardsn]

"Witch hunter bloke" Did he happen to have a uncanny affinity for pistols?

[@Malus131]

THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL Gelt's state troop regret that he declined the offer of lessons in effective public speaking

[@valeryparshin2513]

Tbh, him saying that gives him a flat 200% boost in charisma

[@kapparomeo]

@@valeryparshin2513 yeah, I think I'd be onboard with that speech. I mean, if I was in the gyrocopter thwopping over the ghoul-infested swamps and Balthazar Gelt's shiny mug appears on the crystal ball to say I've no chance of coming home... Well, I wouldn't exactly be thrilled, per se, but I'd respect him for being honest and upfront about it.

[@Asraeks]

I mean state troops usually realize that they chances of survival are small, but when fighting necromancers they would be worried about state of their soul should they die. So if you have no idea what happens to your soul you maybe compelled to run off the battlefield. But Gelt being very smart reassured them so now they wont be afraid to die in combat

[@Vatniks_are_clowns]

Sometimes being comepletely honest isn't the best choice haha

[@DuckApproved]

I think i heard about a group of warriors who just accepted the fact that they would die in battle. By accepting their fates they said fuck it if were going out we are going all out and would give the fight every ounce of strength they had. I think they actually did win a couple of battles with insurmountable odds. If I heard this speech and was on the battlefield I would go fucking berserk.

[@kabob0077]

You smell that? You smell that? That's Holy Fire, son. Nothin' else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Holy Fire in the morning. You know, we had a town burned, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that ash and lighting smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... Victory. Someday this war is gonna end...

[@SheepWaveMeByeBye]

That day started when Friedrich lost it and split a villagers head with his halberd. The he sat down on his ass, put his head in his hands and just cried his eyes out. I'll tell you, trying to recompose your mate when he's sitting next to the body of the 17-year old girl he just murdered is hard. Real hard. We had been trying to navigate the cursed swamps between Sylvania and Grenzstadt for the better part of a month and it just got to him, I guess. Got to all of us. Ever since I felt those cold waters I've never really felt warm again. That long month of marching had been hard, where the only human life we saw were the crude, inbred occupants of the isolated villages we passed by. They worshipped death in secret, the Warrior Priest said. Death seemed to be the only safe bet in those dark forests and cold swamps, I'd wager... But pardon me, I'm telling my story wrong. That day really started when the village girl rose to her feet and pulled Friedrichs halberd out of her head...

[@Ezekielepharcelis]

That's a Job for Ash then ;)

[@LMGunslinger]

That was a legit story telling right there.

[@WeirdVoyager]

Please tell me what this is from

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@WeirdVoyager If I had to guess, I'd say that this was made on the spot, not taken from something

[@danielbeam3113]

@@WeirdVoyager If I had to guess, I'd say it was inspired (at least stylistically) by "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien. It's a good book, and the audio version with Bryan Cranston is available for free on youtube.

[@jackmaybin763]

This was the most Boss approach to Balthasar Gelt anyone can make truly amazing

[@aidymacBrago]

Carsteins Don't Surf

[@deni140492deni]

Except nyklaus von carstein. He rules the waves

[@darthalex3]

@@deni140492deni luther harkon is a little bitch, nyklaus is the real star of that dlc

[@timetobool9413]

Best

[@Asraeks]

@@darthalex3 nah Luthor harkon is awesome too. Saltspite and Cylostra are bitches, not even vampires

[@peterchasten2790]

tfw you jump outta the gyrocopter into Athaloren with your repeater rifle in hand. In that jungle, the trees do more than speak.....

[@shaderunner8220]

They beat the crap out of you and leave you in the dirt to become fertilizer of their kind. Don't piss off Durthu.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@shaderunner8220 well the only reason the dwarfes invented the gyrobomber is that they wanted to carpetbomb athel loren. a noble goal of a noble race

[@Achiles5th]

They aren't just in the jungle... they are the jungle.

[@LeroyJ12]

The denizens of Athel Loren are worse than vampires. They are, may Ptra forgive me for uttering this word, elves.

[@beter21137]

This is the best morale boost a leader can offer, will make even your enemies fight alongside you

[@Donnerbalken28]

3 Things that make Balthasar Gelt great: 1. Gold. 2. Even more Gold. 3. Memes.

[@roys.1889]

He is SUPREME, after all

[@Jsay18]

I can only imagine this scene with a Nuln repeater in my hands and flying in a Gyrocopter.

[@CrashB111]

With a platoon of Hellstorm Rocket Batteries shelling the enemy as you begin your sweep.

[@Sir_Bucket]

In Lustria's jungles

[@VegaO3]

Just like pa

[@timjohnson8362]

Honestly this makes me want to make a dwarf Vietnam build (gyros, thunderers, flame cannons, and irondrakes.) And just sail them to lustria

[@Tarriff]

Just asking, can I make something out of this? I'll make no profit without your permission and give you credit

[@symmy-akos]

Yeah go ahead

[@Tarriff]

@@symmy-akos Thank you very much! :)

[@Tarriff]

@@symmy-akos kzbin.info/www/bejne/raO1oZeAprJ2bpI Thanks! I wrote the original address in the comments as I promised!

[@ewfurry6499]

@@Tarriff 4/10 not enough of his golden smile

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

@@Tarriff This is great!

[@MrSlug-ki9jl]

Feels like I am going to paratroop into a LZ crawling with zombies.

[@markymark7247]

Isn't that what happened to the guy hanging from the ceiling in Shi no Numa?

[@MrSlug-ki9jl]

@@markymark7247 I'm pretty sure that was Deathmaster Snikch's handy work.

[@talabackland8127]

I need this speech to be played at the start of every battle with Gelt

[@doctordarkness100]

TISN'T ME TISN'T ME I AIN'T NO BARON'S SON SOME FOLKS ARE BORN SILVER SPOON IN HAND OH THE RED WHITE AND BLUE

[@toompyfloyd4074]

*GOLD SPOON*

[@kingburial3335]

AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL TO THE EMPIRE OH THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOU YEAH

[@afterwalker6773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXyaoJ98fN2qabs

[@wafflesingsong6715]

OH THE GOLD GOLD AND GOLD

[@Sir_Bucket]

I can picture him in his golden helicopter, just landing in the front of a gunner platoon in Lustria's jungles

[@christophermeredithii1652]

Erutan Egaro yeah “Where the Undead At!”

[@mister_dadstersays_hi7372]

@@christophermeredithii1652 vampire coast?

[@christophermeredithii1652]

@@mister_dadstersays_hi7372 yes.

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@christophermeredithii1652 "Two yard in front of your position sergeant, we're doing a pass of final transmutation before your assault, stand by for the signal"

[@qrangejuice8225]

I love the taste of Gold Magic in the morning. Tastes like... victory.

[@pennyjoker8999]

That it does

[@emperorrazor7733]

the famous estalia war where ratmen are in the trees and zombies in the tunnels

[@jackhammertwo1]

Basicly Shellshock 2: Blood trails minus the rat men then.

[@StarMarshal]

@@jackhammertwo1 such a disappointment compared to the original. Could've been interesting if it didn't play like ass.

[@nathanielleguizamo409]

"Altdorf.... Shit, I'm still only in Altdorf. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the forest. When I was home after my first tour it was worst. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the forest. I'm here a week now. Waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker. And every minute Khazrak squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter..." -Boris Todbringer, Elector Count and Grand Duke of Middenheim

[@cyberdiver7076]

Carsteins don't surf!

[@Askir28]

WELCOME TO GRAND CATHAY GENTLEMAN!

[@Jamhael1]

"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER!" - Cathayan Guerrilla Fighter

[@crashusmaximus]

"Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small - some may even turn against your friends as living corpses... But you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come. Follow me, strike down the Undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!"

[@jeevanbhogal7229]

hey man, I just have to thank you. My bro shouted this speech during a party we were at together. He said he read it off of your comment. Man it was hilarious.

[@CBRN-115]

Boy that's reassuring

[@Raoulelcuervo]

@@jeevanbhogal7229 El Cuervo approves very much 🤘🤟

[@denaret]

Why it keeps to pop up in my recommendations? Like 8+ time a day. And everytime I'm watching this. W E L C O M E T O E S T A L I A G E N T E L M E N

[@valance10]

Why does the speech that starts with “the chances of your survival are small” inspire me

[@Mrkabrat]

Some may say that Captain Gelt was a danger seeking maverick. But those who say that never saw what the estalian front was; undead hiding behind every tree, swamp and mound the eye could see. So unconventional tactics had to be employed

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

yeah the old world got so bad that you essentially had to heave All Landmass off the face of the earth and replace it just to get rid of the taint of Chaos/the undead/the skaven/the greenskins and the french

[@olafgurke4699]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 Now I want a new corruption type, bretonnian.

[@rhino3330]

"it appeals to male fantasy" OH YEAH

[@jollypoppers9691]

I bought warhammer 2 just to understand this video and now that I finally do, I don't regret it for a second

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

get an ssd so the loading times dont consume months of your life

[@AM-ep1rv]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 yes

[@loreofmetal5604]

Soon a million people will have been welcomed to estalia

[@frederickbrousseau-gauthie3663]

Soldier : ‘’So, does that mean we’re NOT getting paid?’’ Gelt : *laughs in gold*

[@SpicyChickenGodAJ]

I A M S U P R E M E

[@Mr_Kriegon]

How many days have you gone back to listen to the Supreme Patriarch? ...yes.

[@Jupiter__001_]

I am S U P R E M E

[@JohnTrustworthy]

You had me at "Welcome to Estalia, Gentlemen."

[@alexanderpippington9277]

what an absolute chad

[@yellowbeard1]

I DM a D&D campaign that’s going to take their Spelljammer ship and accidentally wind up in Warhammer Fantasy. I’m excited, the group is either excited or curious and I am going to play this video for them in game.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

Nice.

[@gothik33]

When you mess with the Gelt, *YOU GET THE BELT*

[@roys.1889]

You know substituting Fortunate Son with Paranoid as the "Vietnam flashback" song was a stroke of genius. It fits better with the grungy depressive atmosphere of the time period, and in my opinion is more interesting track to listen to overall.

[@KwadDamyj]

Not wrong, but when are people going to remember War Pigs exists?

[@sylwesterziarno9517]

@@KwadDamyj based comment

[@ravensflockmate]

i'm a paint it black guy myself

[@TheTwiton]

I can't understate how much I want this man to win at whatever comes his way.

[@instantkarma5486]

This is my alarm clock in the morning. Never new getting up in the morning could be so intense and inspirational.

[@Merapsco]

When you ridin through Athel Loren and the trees start speaking

[@shaderunner8220]

And standing up. And moving. And swinging giant, glowing sword at y- OH GOD THAT'S DURTHU, RUN!

[@greeneyedwolfen9866]

Or better, a beastman ambush. With a few Cygors.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@greeneyedwolfen9866 i think i can calm you down by explaining that the beastmen are basically just highly functional cancer cripples, its just hard to win against a thousand secial ED kids if you are a town militia. they dont realy win sieges or big battles (in lore) they are just REALLY worrysome for the peasants near the forests

[@parbuono7]

Last words of the Supreme Patriarch Balthazar Gelt, when he discovered that the End Times would have led to Age of Sigmar: "The horror.... the horror..."

[@Nope-en9bo]

Mannfred did everything wrong.

[@Donnerbalken28]

@@Nope-en9bo Fuck Nagash and fuck Manfred in particular.

[@mountiefish3956]

@@Donnerbalken28 Vlad is the only Chad Von Carstein

[@acquireTigris]

VC stands for Vampire Counts.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

no it stands for Vampire Coast and that they should rethink their faction naming thats like calling one kingdom the roman empire and another the Holy roman empire. i mean WHO DESIGNED THIS MESS?

[@majormajorasic]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 Well one empire is normal and the other is fucking heretics.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@majormajorasic heretics or pagans? Thats the same difference as nonbeliever and apostate

[@Michael-bn1oi]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 non-believers? Apostates? Sounds like heresy to me.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@Michael-bn1oi yes apostates are heretics. But non believers are just ignorant of the truth and can be brought to light while the apostate chose to turn his back to the light and live a lie. Big difference

[@taylerisu2668]

I never stop coming back.

[@LuizHenrique-zw5su]

The chad lord of gold

[@timetobool9413]

*When the trees start speaking elvish.* No wait it’s actually the trees that are speaking. Ah fuck. Someone get the fire mage on the line. I want a flaming skull along the tree line.

[@TITANia69420]

This fits so much wtf

[@adventure_skaut]

speech: 110

[@Deerygccawwetthjbgde]

First time I thank KZbin recommendation

[@gurnhawk]

I swear, the amount of campaigns i have started because of this...... Are totally worth it!

[@largeorbofpossums9466]

Warhammer 2 shitposting looks insane.

[@XMENFAN54]

This is by far my favorite Warhammer meme.

[@ilnsert]

Everywhere I look, I see him, I remember the emptiness he left... You live forever in our heart Aurelian.

[@scottthompson7332]

This needs to be a movie

[@shilopnamreg6468]

Hellfire sticks to vampires.

[@michaeldiekmann6494]

Emperor, we are losing the common people.... they might turn to Chaos. Emperor: "Lets invade.... Estalia. Not much lore anyway. We will just pretend, its infested with Undead."

[@SpanishDio]

Estalia isn't it just like Warhammer Spain.

[@nukesomething5518]

to be fair Estalia is a back water shithole filled with backstabbing rats and skaven a good charmon orbital bombardment would do that place a world of good

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@SpanishDio complete with matadors and everything. only difference is that they didnt get invaded by araby

[@pollynetplays2471]

I served for Sylvania during the war. Was hell. Gelt and his boys were dug in so well, I regret the things I did during the war just to survive, but his forces were too well trained for us. We underestimated him and that was our downfall, but somehow I overheard some of his speeches before he waded into battle. I can see why his forces did so well.

[@deztag3964]

Gelt: I am no warrior priest, blessed with the gift of making grand speeches Empire Soldier, about to be eaten by Terrorgheist: be a lot cooler if you did

[@alexanderthegreat445]

As a non-member of the Warhammer community, I’d like some context behind this amazing shitpost.

[@RynoxTheOne]

Total War: Warhammer's Balthasar Gelt quest speech but with a modern twist.

[@yellowbeard1]

Balthasar Gelt is a very powerful wizard of the Empire and is searching for a magical amulet that can help him do, something I forgot, but there's an army of undead and he's talking to his troops about how they will probably die in this horrible forest filled with undead.

[@kapparomeo]

The story of Balthasar Gelt is the fable of King Midas, except that when King Midas goes "everything I touch turns into gold, this is horrible, I am bereft of human contact and can only lament the folly of my unfulfilling materialism" Balthasar Gelt goes "everything I touch turns into gold, holy shit this is fucking awesome I am the blingiest top swinging dick on this entire planet sit down peasants watch me rooooooooooooolllll"

[@titanime3830]

@@kapparomeo what a mad lad this is the kind of leader that i will follow until death

[@InchonDM]

@@titanime3830 Gelt blew off half his own face (we think) in an accident and decided it was the perfect excuse to replace his entire face with MORE GOLD. He may also have extremely bribed his way into rigging the wizard duel that let him take over running the Magic Colleges from the Bright Wizards (read: fire wizards), but hey, them's the breaks, huh? Shame you can't pay bribes with fire.

[@tyrstark8673]

Me, a real life Estalian when I see tourists coming here during the Covid crisis.

[@chitzkoi]

I literally can't stop watching this

[@bratyihu]

This comment section is blessed by Sigmar himself.

[@KillinWithKi11Roy]

This is gold and I thank you for it.

[@olchum7605]

This video got me into Warhammer. I kid you not

[@danielmarques6588]

why do I keep coming back to this video every single day?

[@brendenibrahim2265]

This. This right here. The greatest warhammer meme that will ever live.

[@samuelkatz1124]

If they run, they're Skaven! If they don't run, they're well trained Skaven!

[@ColonelZoren]

Surprisingly accurate.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

HAH there is no such thing as a well trained skaven, just ones that dont think they will die yet

[@Reilly-Maresca]

I have to ask: did you use Sabbath because he’s a metal wizard?

[@symmy-akos]

Yes

[@hunterpalemoon3436]

@@symmy-akos If it wasn't 77 I would like.

[@Anonymaus209]

LORD OF METAL

[@jednewman430]

I don’t know what this is, but KZbin felt the need to show it to me

[@jackhammertwo1]

Warhammer shit posting, my friend.

[@HuntersOfTheNorth1]

Welcome to Estalia Sir

[@Meacharn1]

When TWW 3 is announced

[@symmy-akos]

WELCOME TO CATHAY GENTLEMEN

[@marcoavellino4612]

Balthasar Gelt: “Welcome to Estalia Gentlemen” **Proceeds to mount multiple hellblaster cannons on Gyrocopters**

[@Adamulos]

>when the trees start speaking in cheese

[@mitchellhayward3302]

I don't understand why I find this so entertaining...But I do.

[@Leghker]

WHO'S THE LEADER OF REIKLAND THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME? K-A-R-L-F-R-A-N-Z Karl Franz Karl Franz Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High.

[@vigil2150]

This gem has become my ringtone. Empire's blessings!

[@stefanogagliano6067]

It's all fun and undead, until a masked gold man comes with his helstorm rocket batteries

[@mixhex7344]

This makes me want to get the game. I've listened to this about 50 times now.

[@morningnapalm9963]

Goooooooood Mornang Estaliaa!!

[@Kz3andMore]

Sunset saw us getting completely gunned down by Lizard Charlie from all directions. Screams came from everywhere, we were so pinned down and were just hoping that we wouldn't become cold blood chow. Fucking Gunnery Gelt just stood up from behind his trench and started walking on the open field. We heard the arrows wheezing next to his face as he chewed his unlit cigar. He stopped at someone's body, probably thought it was one of them Witch Hunter boyos with the new Patriarch-commisioned lighters, then walked back to us and sat behind his cover. "Curse the Gods! This is the wrong location...!" we heard him say. Mickey said that the Lizardmen probably thought he was a healer or something.

[@HaruTachibana]

When you realize Vampire Count is abbreviated as V.C.

[@Dragonjv2]

More please. This is amazing.

[@tylerpack71]

You ever seen a vampire head split apart like dat?

[@jasonhunter4294]

I serve under the S U P R E M E P A T R I A R C H

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

S U P R E M E

[@chesterstevens8870]

"I don't know, Milord. It's quite dangerous in there, I mean, it's Vlad's point!" "Vlad don't surf!"

[@darkbunny9994]

This image is my profile picture for my Canvas account. When my college professors look at me in their student lists. this is what they see.

[@Alman117]

A REWARD GREATER THAN GOLD? THE EMPERORS BLESSING AND A CHANCE TO SERVE OUR GREAT EMPIRE!

[@Batmack]

Best boss i ever had. Like a father to me