Are you a gay christian?
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Hippofartamess
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There are no christians in foxholes
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Lose Religion
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School's parasite - Religion
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Act Of god
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The Book Of noah
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A  Life
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Breathalizer tip.
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A Swimming View
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Shopping at Walmart
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Birth of Religion
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Ramblings of a mad man
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Ricky Gervais show
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Graffiti War
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Trouble in Iraq
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Science is your god
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Muslims and Jews Unite
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Valid reasons for religious belief
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A Great Bible Story
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Responding to the Pope
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Catholi-rapingkids-cism
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Wikileaks
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Save a Child's Life
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Big Bang, Evolution, disproved!
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The Christian Message
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@PsychoKupcake
@PsychoKupcake 9 күн бұрын
I love the mix of his humor and beliefs. It's such a different and refreshing change. I. Love regular comedians, as well. However, Ricky is an intellectual who, if I remember correctly, studied philosophy, which makes so much sense with how he derived his humor.
@Brandon.Reacts
@Brandon.Reacts 14 күн бұрын
5 million animals left on the planet? Yeah I think that statistic is a bit wrong 😂
@fdutchman723
@fdutchman723 27 күн бұрын
God now is asking the pronounce of the animals just to save space, or to build another ark or three
@tobias_schindler
@tobias_schindler Ай бұрын
Two of every species would mean that he would have to take a woman with him.
@DerhamPaul-vo8fr
@DerhamPaul-vo8fr Ай бұрын
He was a bad man
@roby8791
@roby8791 Ай бұрын
38 thousand
@garryhall9660
@garryhall9660 Ай бұрын
How to make fun out of a children's book and show religion to be back. Ricky is a comic Genius.
@tonydawson7
@tonydawson7 2 ай бұрын
If he only had 2 of each animal what did he sacrifice?…..A unicorn?
@outdigging
@outdigging 2 ай бұрын
Every so often I genius is born!!!!!!
@nully304
@nully304 2 ай бұрын
i don't see where termites have to do with any of this
@lamaisontokyo4696
@lamaisontokyo4696 Ай бұрын
The termites story is here to establish that Noah’s book is nonsense. humans, giraffes or lions are mentionned, but they are not even predominant species on this planet. Termites are far more numerous and are not even mentionned.
@johnadey3696
@johnadey3696 2 ай бұрын
Noah offered his daughter to the sodamites saying "Do what you will with her". And he was the best man God could find?
@rockerseven
@rockerseven 2 ай бұрын
What's with the flickering?
@charlietwotimes
@charlietwotimes 3 ай бұрын
Howd he get the penguin, arctic fox + polar bear to the middle East? Howd they all fit in the boat? Why didnt God just create people without the capacity for evil? Why would an omnipotent God be surprised by anything? Questions kids ask & the greatest theological minds have no RATIONAL answers for. Oh dear.
@ryanpayne5893
@ryanpayne5893 3 ай бұрын
What a hack
@udri-jh1fb
@udri-jh1fb 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@2rightsmakeauturn
@2rightsmakeauturn 3 ай бұрын
God loves Rickey and his sense of humor
@foghornleghorn8536
@foghornleghorn8536 4 ай бұрын
Religions seek out young children because they know they haven't yet developed any reasoning skills, and they know they can convince them of anything. So it's just perpetual ignorance.
@emmybrown2662
@emmybrown2662 4 ай бұрын
And let’s not bother to mention that both lions have manes!! 😳
@paulinelarson465
@paulinelarson465 4 ай бұрын
I think that the story of Noah could work. If before current humanity there was an ancient civilization that had advanced tools and knowledge. Predicting a worldwide, life obliterating flood, they simply took DNA samples of everything and stored it in a secure location. Then afterwards everything could be regrown and reintroduced ! Problem solved! ! Course, then you would have people objecting that "GOD" was not just a smart scientist.
@ohno7153
@ohno7153 4 ай бұрын
they’re still crazy to this day
@cassandrasantana1072
@cassandrasantana1072 5 ай бұрын
If he only had two of each animal in order for them to repopulate the earth; what did he use as a sacrifice?
@anonUK
@anonUK 5 ай бұрын
Happy F**k off Puritan Day!
@user-kf7wm6kt6o
@user-kf7wm6kt6o 5 ай бұрын
And he managed to keep all those animals alive without any food...
@therealme9345
@therealme9345 5 ай бұрын
Do this with the coran mate 😉 and let me see how courageous are you.
@lamaisontokyo4696
@lamaisontokyo4696 Ай бұрын
All your comment does is reminding us that religions are not only stupid, they can also be violent.
@Sgt_Bill_T_Co
@Sgt_Bill_T_Co 6 ай бұрын
This this outright blasphemy, and as such is bloody funny!
@bashmahs
@bashmahs 6 ай бұрын
Just shows how primitive we still are because we believe in all that religious bullshit
@dadjoy2609
@dadjoy2609 6 ай бұрын
So god is gonna wipe out mankind for doing bad things ?? This god is said to be a forgiving god !! Not what I’d term as forgiving !! 😓😓😓
@larrykanner37
@larrykanner37 6 ай бұрын
And people did NOT live to be 900 years old. The movie was worse. Where'd the fucking rock creatures come in???
@kingguydan
@kingguydan 6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention the fact that, according to the pictures added in the book, Noah was bringing 2 male lions into the Ark. Good luck breeding those two to replenish the lion population of the world 💀
@ShortFuseFighting
@ShortFuseFighting 6 ай бұрын
"spaida"
@johnord684
@johnord684 6 ай бұрын
And two male lions walking on lol
@Degenevesting
@Degenevesting 6 ай бұрын
As a Christian, this is objectively hilarious.
@MrRiz157
@MrRiz157 6 ай бұрын
While it is true that he exhibits a certain degree of wit and mental understanding, there is certainly room for improvement in terms of his overall intelligence. Arrogance or ignorance traits can be detrimental to personal growth and development. I suppose that's a typical atheist, for you always have a condescending attitude towards others.
@DinoAlberini
@DinoAlberini 6 ай бұрын
We just point out your nonsense
@lamaisontokyo4696
@lamaisontokyo4696 Ай бұрын
I guess calling people condescending when they confront religious with facts is a typical biggot defense mechanism not to have to face the truth.
@delars15
@delars15 7 ай бұрын
just remember an old ad tired of thinking for yourself? become a Christ hell yeah
@user-on7ij1cq9d
@user-on7ij1cq9d 7 ай бұрын
He was a frightening man
@djpunyer8762
@djpunyer8762 7 ай бұрын
Now upload the superior version from his 2010 special "Science"
@nicolelillis2077
@nicolelillis2077 7 ай бұрын
I haven't heard this brilliant Graham Bonnet song in decades and I'm so glad I found it tonight! The stunning images of our big blue marble in space are perfect for the video too. Thank you for sharing this.☮️🇦🇺
@afitzsimons
@afitzsimons 7 ай бұрын
What did Noah sacrifice?
@petervlcko4858
@petervlcko4858 7 ай бұрын
Who know what classes was on that ship and what was the price of the ticket…
@iffracem
@iffracem 7 ай бұрын
Notice, in that picture, both the lion's have manes..... both male, so good luck restarting that population.... And I thought God didn't like gays?
@discharge29
@discharge29 7 ай бұрын
''i'm so angry with men'' - you mean men and women?? - ''whatever''
@daledecker343
@daledecker343 8 ай бұрын
@stu176mmm
@stu176mmm 8 ай бұрын
What were the catering arrangements? McDelivery?
@lfssasp5919
@lfssasp5919 8 ай бұрын
Boring tosser
@stefanthorpenberg887
@stefanthorpenberg887 8 ай бұрын
Those who wrote the bible were goat herders in the deserts of the middle east in the end of the bronze age. They had no idea of what the best thinkers of the time knew. Demokritos said a little later that everything was built up by atoms, that the stars were distant suns and that universe was endless. The goat hearders had never heard about that, and never up-dated their bible. Now the goatherders live in small towns.
@peterw5472
@peterw5472 8 ай бұрын
Two male lions 😂
@divemylollol6152
@divemylollol6152 8 ай бұрын
Not funny very arrogant ppl but anyway they’ll always make fun of believers
@xoaking1862
@xoaking1862 7 ай бұрын
I mean, that story specifically is very dumb
@divemylollol6152
@divemylollol6152 7 ай бұрын
@@xoaking1862 i believe in souls
@DinoAlberini
@DinoAlberini 6 ай бұрын
@@divemylollol6152what of this story you believe to be true?
@darthdavejr
@darthdavejr 8 ай бұрын
don't like the gays... saves two male lions 😂
@Grandflea02
@Grandflea02 8 ай бұрын
"Oh forget it" "I can't forget it, i'm a fuckin elephant" Absolute gold 😂
@TheSimpleTruthOne
@TheSimpleTruthOne 8 ай бұрын
““Come to me, all of you who are tired from carrying heavy loads, and I will give you rest.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭11‬:‭28‬ ALL religions target those who are oppressed & abused by promising them REST, and a light burden, IF, they give up all their common sense & blindly trust in “Him”… WHY would a loving “God” require “His” creation become delusional in order to be considered “Faithful” or good??? Perhaps, “God” just wanted to slim out the herd? “Though He slay me, yet will I trust Him.” Job‬ ‭13‬:‭15‬ & “As it is written: “we are being KILLED all day long; We are accounted as SHEEP for the slaughter.”” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭8‬:‭36‬ You see, IF the herd population grows to large, the Religious sacks of shit can no longer control their authoritarian ways & will become trampled by the stampede. Religion gave us laws > lawyers > judges & Supreme Court > prisons & death penalty. Now the Biblical description: Moses Laws > Lawmakers/legislative > Sadducees DNC/Pharisees/GOP > Sanhedrin/“Supreme Court🖕🏻” . Did you all know that paying taxes is a religious duty & all who pay taxes do this against their FREEDOM FROM RELIGION! Jesus was able to pull gold coins out of a fishes ass and pay the temple tax for Him & Peter… But not everyone is good at fishing, which is WHY God gave us geese that lay golden eggs… Hallelujah, thank you Jesus, Allah & of course YaH!!! Sheep are cowardly animals with only one row of teeth & so naturally, they freak-out at any sudden change. The Levite priests knew that IF they told people that “God” would cast them to “Tartarus”/“Hell” eternally, they would obey & be good little sheep.