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@benjones4866 2 сағат бұрын

Trump is back 2025 yeah to free speech!!

@Morning-doom 4 сағат бұрын

REeeeeeeee🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

@dustinhodes7217 13 сағат бұрын

Only cool kids

@kamsandwich6990 17 сағат бұрын

I’m a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes

@waninoko87 18 сағат бұрын

Omnipresent

@jasonpalacios1363 23 сағат бұрын

I remember watching this video and hearing this song on The Box when I was 12 or 13.

@ww2remembered983 Күн бұрын

First time I've heard this! Guess what? I'm a asshole too!

@DonnyHooterHoot Күн бұрын

Look at this poor bloke now on his new TV show. Time, what a f@cker!

@2020visionofrochesterhills Күн бұрын

dem

@mike720 Күн бұрын

So first of all at the first part, why is there people blowing out fire out of their mouth?😮

@leaveamsgaftertabeep Күн бұрын

Great song. I heard somebody calling somebody else an asshole and this song popped in my head and I needed to come back and listen to it once again.

@PamJones-o4i 2 күн бұрын

Love it

@EDWARDGGRIFFIN 2 күн бұрын

Denise inspires me to this day. When I see him, I thank god that I practiced some moderation. I like a drink, but I didnt guzzle the lake. Some may dabble with drugs, but avoid inviting every damn entity into the core of their soul. His husk appeared with other fem in is ts on 'the view' to display the dangers of the religion of Mark's ism. Your handlers wrote you a very nice song. You were dealt some nice cards, pretty hair, gravel voice, quick mouth. Most uninformed boys will follow that image alone and ignore the words, the acts, the example. But be modest, dont let it go to your ego. Entities come knocking. Thank you for your lesson, Denise.

@mikegaudin1901 2 күн бұрын

Awesome tune. Lets all be assholes.

@Marionettemonty 2 күн бұрын

I miss listening to this with my old friends. Come to find out they weren't really my friends though so why I miss them is for my therapist to figure out.

@librariall 2 күн бұрын

This song might enjoy a resurgence in popularity.

@mariojuan7142 2 күн бұрын

Two things I noticed: 1. Did this song subconsciously influence the “Bubba Bo Bob Brain” song from Animaniacs? m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXjEooGja7Kap8k&pp=ygUSYnViYmEgYm8gYm9iIGJyYWlu 2. It’s written in a waltz rhythm; imagine this being the father daughter dance at the most badass wedding ever!

@Langriel37 3 күн бұрын

This dude is an assole

@israelism8398 3 күн бұрын

Most American Song Ever

@KidCatholic420 3 күн бұрын

"HOT PINK!"

@alexanderthereacter8760 3 күн бұрын

Who's here after Donald Trump just turned Columbia into his little Bit*h ?

@TheSleepingonit 3 күн бұрын

We all have a touch of assholes

@Lefiath 3 күн бұрын

Ah, the impotent version.

@MarcGaglione-o2d 4 күн бұрын

Still funny.

@shaun8256 4 күн бұрын

To the ones questioning if anyone is here! You got a thumbs down! Cause I'M AN ASSHOLE!

@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 4 күн бұрын

Funny how he stole this joke from Louis CK

@aaronbergemann3380 4 күн бұрын

This was my high school theme song and most my 20s too.. such a bad azz song!!!

@hood7271 4 күн бұрын

Love this DAMN SONG!!! Merica '25 baby!

@simonmoylan4014 4 күн бұрын

Written by Louis CK

@SHARK.T.G 4 күн бұрын

Dam

@gingercummings3724 4 күн бұрын

Classic

@ianaustin5541 4 күн бұрын

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes, that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (Oh, no, no way, uh-uh) No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... Nah I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps, And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why? Because we've got the bomb, that's why Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by fifteen million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas and (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it