Where's the clip of them asking Karl to treat kidney stones up the butt and they ask him if he would do it then Karl says " I would ask aunt Nora" I heard that shit half asleep and died loo😂

Cows account for a surprising amount of deaths and injuries in Britain annually. I don't think they even mean to hurt you really, but cows absolutely will fuck you up if they charge and you are stupid enough to be in their way.

I love ricky but even just hearing about his eating habits throw me into a fit of utter demonic unbridled rage

5:36 “and you see everything”

"I can see why it's good for people that waaaaa iiiiiiiill" 😂😂😂

Pisser 😂

DROGS DO THAT STEVE

“Are you sure you aren’t a bender?” and “What side do you wear your member?” 😂

Ricky: Don't open it Also Ricky: Alright then, what is it?

Yummy. Wonderful entertainment while I did laundry. Thaaaank you!!!

It's crazy to me that you went from uploading XFM clips, gone for 10 years, and then started uploading again!

❤❤❤❤

I must have listened to hundreds of hours of Ricky, Steve and Karl. This moment at 15:05 ''She's the one that used to put a valance on everything, isn't it?'' and Karl replies ''Well, not on everything, obviously'' that moment is my favorite in the entire thing. I love how it has a long set up, story goes back to the origin story of aunt Nora with the ripped tennis ball. And it's a rare moment when Ricky is actually laughing at Karl's joke rather than Karl himself. Karl came up with that spontaneously and it was genuinely brilliant! ''Well, not on everything, obviously.''

10:54 one of my favourite xfm moments of all time. OGGY OGGY OGGY!!!

I wish I could go back and see Karl's upbringing. The joy it would bring. Though, the horrors too.

Thank you

Auntie X

Ricky: “We won’t say her name, but when Karl was a kid, he saw up her skirt and it looked like a split tennis ball.” Karl: “Well that could be any of me aunties…” Lmfao Karl is so damn funny.

Your voice has so much clarity, clear as a bell (or the sound of a miracle).

Agreed with the assessment. Been said oodles of times, but so many fans, myself among them, are queer neurodivergents. All of the angels and demons, not just Crowley and Aziraphale, outside of being gender clueless/ambiguous, have so many ND traits so it only makes sense. Aziraphale feels so comfortable with Crowley in so many ways, despite the massive discomfort of feeling that they are "on opposite sides," but also, very autistically, Azi tends to have no idea what feelings he is feeling. Crowley really is a constant for Aziraphale and, as you said, with sensory issues and being prone to overwhelm, that constant anchor of security is something Azi could never function without. x

Yeah, you could do so much with this assumption as a starting point.

So funny, clearly his mom :-D

0:17 Probably my favourite Ricky laugh of all time

‘5 days off not working for a living’.. how long did you spend on the dole in your 20s Rick?!

There’s a lot that doesn’t add up there to be honest. At best a lot that’s been exaggerated over time. I can’t believe that Karl’s dad wouldn’t have been sacked for that. I can’t believe the amount of money quoted or the amount of time that the station was apparently shut for while they fixed it. I also don’t believe that he’d have been off work and still getting paid, for several weeks, after being responsible for such a disaster. Is there any record of this at all?

"There are 26 letters in the alphabet, think how many words you can make out of them" Totally irrelevant drivel

Love it when karl insults steve cuz steve seems like one of them who thinks hes better cuz he went college and deserves the insults. I watched him in a stand up performance, some of his stuff was ok but he used alot of material what he says in these podcasts. So its not new material.

some of it is slightly purile

Karl’s family all stuck in a field being surrounded by cows like a LOTR scene literally has me dying. It’s so absurd, and the scenario fits them so perfectly

Ricky laughs at practically everything Karl says, without Ricky laughing Karl is rather boring

I wish more stories were interjected with annoyed characters saying, "Ah that's it, I'm gonna shoot 'im." like it really has become a bother at that point. 🤣

Play a record

That is mental, I was sat here doing it in my head as Karl was talking about it and I thought of the number 42...

I love how Karl is baffled that Rasputin had a book written about him, failing to see his importance in Russian history.

"Are you sure you're not a bender" 😂😂😂

I like how at times Steve is essentially channeling incel rhetoric.

Is there a height restriction? 😂😂

The phrase “homelesses her way down” 😂

inventive

"this may hurt a little bit"

Gta love it that eventually Big Steve caught himself a Worldie. Goes to show all those quids and 50p's saved can buy you love. I'm not avin a go Steve, but you've done alright.

People get it wrong. Ricky did wind Carl up but Steve despite saying "let him talk" did have some of the more malicious goes.

The brain of Karl Pilkington: I experienced some weird chills as a kid > ghosts exist > the afterlife exists > the afterlife is a real, physical place where people literally plow "Elysian fields" > since people are dying older, they will be too frail to do the croppin' in the afterlife What a twonk.

'Avin a loff

Karl speaks the way his upbringing influenced him, nothing malicious about him.

Supa slick

I was waiting for the punchline here and it steve came.

He hasn't even had a go at him and his round fuckin' head.

Suzanne!

Anyone else knew exactly what Karl meant when he said "squid looking thing"