Q: what is the annual road toll in Sydney? A: one thousand broken bones due to rough road surface! Q: when would you find out the roads are that rough? A: when the aircraft is on final descent for landing (the turbulence is enough to give you broken bones). Q: what did Billy T James see when flying into Sydney? A: Six nuns in a scrum (a.k.a. the Sydney Opera House) 😁
@nickbates8875Күн бұрын
If you wanted to be more like real Immigration ... Q: what's the purpose of your travel to Sydney today? A: to wind up broke 😅
@JannaAnderson-ol4gsКүн бұрын
Should have done Snow White
@KateHergenhan-sx5roКүн бұрын
Where would we be without your humor...so funny every time😂😂
@Soccer_Star742 күн бұрын
You forgot about the e bikes! 😂
@JoanieBC2 күн бұрын
Like crinkle crankle brick walls. Crinkle crankle walls use less material in their construction despite appearing to use more. They're serpentine or rippled, wavy nature gives greater structural stability and only require single-brick thickness. A straight wall requires a thickness of at least two bricks, sometimes more. Therefore, a straight wall uses more material than a crinkle crankle wall. Why do I know this? Because I got sucked into a conversation about ablaut reduplication. Sigh.
@trayolphia57563 күн бұрын
0:19 uh, no, he’s the guy who knows full well what a woman is - but proves that no one else at American colleges either is willing to say the answer, or gives the “political” answer rather than the basic biological fact answer
@CameronBeatty-m2v3 күн бұрын
😂
@MaksimLiutyy3 күн бұрын
Jee…. Man. That’s the best! How awesome you guided us to THAT guy😁😂
@whitneyanders59453 күн бұрын
lol! This is fantastic
@nickbates88754 күн бұрын
Going against stereotype: getting a password reset in some private sector companies is a torturous process, especially if it's an admin account. And to set up an account it takes two separate requests and twisted logic. In a different private sector company it takes 6 weeks to get your IT account up and running 😢
@nickbates88754 күн бұрын
Q: what's the nearest comedy? A: the various McDonald's signs in Yass 😁
@nickbates88754 күн бұрын
Q: how big is a Schooner? A: 5/8 ths of a Schooner Q: how big is a Pint? A: 3/4 of a pint. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pint#Other_pints
@VideobyKB4 күн бұрын
Shouldnt be long until part 5, these scripts are almost writing themselves these days. ✈️🔥🌈
@ItsmeBrookiee4 күн бұрын
I love this channel SO MUCH!!
@deborahwandel66904 күн бұрын
You forgot about roblox Jimmy
@tamoorfromthe5ive4 күн бұрын
Greatest summary of cricket I have ever heard
@ang91965 күн бұрын
Still.....better than Albanese....☕️
@amandal7185 күн бұрын
That was a ride....
@jub88915 күн бұрын
the packing your own bags thing just seems like an excuse for poor service imo.. i hate that shit
@JamesFreeman-jj4pj5 күн бұрын
Where's the phone??
@juniru61395 күн бұрын
All said in 5 mins. ❤
@JoanieBC5 күн бұрын
As a former nanny to boys, yep. As a boy mom, yep. As a pediatrics RN, yep. You can never unsee some of the horrors.
@Sewbiz19555 күн бұрын
He must BE a teacher!
@kelleyam25415 күн бұрын
Forgot to pay him for an hour of his time 😂
@dylanwebb95846 күн бұрын
More, more, more.
@dylanwebb95846 күн бұрын
Keep it coming, Jimmy. Just great!
@TaniaShipman6 күн бұрын
Love your summaries. No need to fry my brain trying to figure out why US politics is so stupid, I just watch your Meanwhiles :)
@MemtosAndMoke6 күн бұрын
M E L A N I A 😂😂😂
@Ailieorz6 күн бұрын
The pen looks like Daredevil...
@Galexy_Al6 күн бұрын
The hand in the air thing isn’t just me?!
@voltare2amstereo6 күн бұрын
Trump's 1½ weeks on and going hard, gives me a 🪵 with that much power
@mustluvseinfeld44446 күн бұрын
Gold Jimmy!! You do trump better than he does himself 🤣
@seanchristie71506 күн бұрын
Would be so scary to live in the states right now
@SRose-fx1cp6 күн бұрын
That was like an acid trip and yet actually a good sum up! Thanks Jimmy 😂
@tulipchchnz6 күн бұрын
I'm guessing a lot of the time you take to make these is laughing. You're so funny, and it sounds like you have lots of fun crew.
@allisonbergh44296 күн бұрын
Trump’s captions misspelling “Colombia” was a brilliant touch! (And this one didn’t make me cry, so thanks for that. Love you, Jimmy! 🥰)
@AlisonFields-m5c7 күн бұрын
This is perfect. Thank you.
@adiaandziggy7 күн бұрын
You're THE ONLY good thing to come out of (multiple) tragedies! ... 2020 said, "There's no year more f#*ked than me" - 2025 jumps up "Hold my drink!!"
@Yesica19937 күн бұрын
Why's that? Do tell.
@millig89807 күн бұрын
Daddy 😂😂
@swhp_ah_mc_autism7 күн бұрын
The fires followed by floods,is very aussie
@strangeuseofthewordsafe7 күн бұрын
Anyone who thinks Rogan is a Republican is either unfamiliar with Joe or with the Republican platform, but probably both.
@YvonneDonnan7 күн бұрын
My ear juice had leaked too but what fun. Fantastic gift of comedic news on the Trump and co front , in a dose I can take!
@strepto427 күн бұрын
Love your work but could you please move the subs down, they're so distracting. Or better yet, lose the captions...
@raptor16727 күн бұрын
Today I learned Jimmy is a Ford man!
@Yorakhunt1177 күн бұрын
I can’t get over Elon calling trump Daddy
@kellyeveringham87247 күн бұрын
🥇 Comedy Gold, Outstanding 🤣 😱
@PeacePrnzess7 күн бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!!
@maudie60957 күн бұрын
The nutty recorder playing 😂
@Alan_Hans__7 күн бұрын
Shut the borders. You're deported, you're deported, you're renamed, you're fired. No idea why they put a reality tv show "star" in control but like everything the reboot is abysmal.
@JK-tq5oe6 күн бұрын
I reckon every country should help the USA here.. Any American arriving in another country should be required to demonstrate that they are medically fit to visit - such as showing their vaccination record.. Those that cannot are immediately turned around (at their own expense) or can stay in a quarantine facility for the appropriate length of time (at least 2 weeks and at their cost).. There is no way that anyone can be comfortable with Americans potentially being the superspreaders of all these diseases that have typically been eradicated (like polio) or are potential pandemics (like bird flu) with this fakeality tv show's picks and gagging of the CDC..