Spiders are awesome 😊

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" trophy. Nice reference to the movie the Predator. The Predator would use the trees in the jungle to ambush his prey, so the reference makes sense for defeating The Fear.

Calls himself The Fear and moves like a spider. That checks out, I'd be plenty afraid of that guy.

13:10 Hahaha! That was awesome.

9:30 He cares more about his shoes than Forrest Gump did about the shoes Jenny gave him. Willing to help an American soldier infiltrate a Soviet fortress because he complimented them.

8:36 I lost focus there for a second I could have sworn he said, "the Shag-a-hog project."

I think the drunker this man gets the more American he sounds. At least that's the logic I'm going with.

4:40 We stomped out the Nazis, but the name of our ballistic missile system begins with SS.

1:53 "Why is he doing that?" I recognize that walk. That's the walk of someone who has thrown their back out.

1:05 The glasses and lab coat are a nice touch, but I think the headband could cause someone to notice him. It's not too often you see someone wearing one of those.

Okay, before I get too far into this, I just wanted to mention that I saw that there was a reported "leak" from Santa Monica Studio that says that the next God of War game will be set in Egyptian mythology. This does make sense because extremely early on in God of War 2018 development there was concept art done for an Egyptian story and it was only after Cory Barlog got involved in writing the story that it switched to Norse. So, if they were already laying the groundwork for a game in Egypt it would make sense to return to that idea. Of course, take this with a grain of salt until we hear something official, but since you're such a big fan of Egyptian mythology Raine I thought you'd get a kick out hearing about that "leak."

I got an ad about the doom slayer while watching this Perfect timing

21:24 "There's water down below. It sounds like a great volume." Listen Lara if you need to use the bathroom, I can go around the corner to give you privacy. You don't have to be discreet with a weird description, just ask.

18:16 Squirrell! I don't know why I just channeled the dog from the movie UP. I think I need to take a nap after this.

12:03 He "Poseidon-ed" him. Surprising that Kratos had more mercy and just killed Poseidon after blinding him.

10:38 "Agios o Theos...Agios profetes." According to Google this is a Greek phrase. "Agios o Theos" is Holy God. I'm guessing that the second one is Holy prophet.

8:49 "The Red Army is coming...Again my people must prepare for war." Good idea. If they're not coming for material resources, then they're coming for you. Because they would view you and your people as a resource.

8:21 Poor gun safety by Lara. She didn't check to see if the gun was loaded or not. Or the developers just didn't animate it.

"I needed four bottles to kill two guys?!" Try stronger whiskey next time. 🥴

1:35 Someone named Konstantin telling you you're doing "God's work." I might agree to do that, but only if it was Keanu Reeves' Constantine that was telling me to do it

0:28 Yeah, there would be no good reason to bury an animal pelt. It would just decompose. The only way that makes sense for Lara to unbury is if it was some sort of burrowing animal that Lara just uncovered, killed and skinned...Or it was something sadder that I'm not going to say.

Can make an assassin creed game where u can create your own character by changing their appearance

WHY did'nt you save the lil' badger ???? :o You just had to go around and bring it to its mother ! That's how you get the better badger ending !! :(

when I'm driving, the MAKO has survived much worse wrecks than that from much higher places lol

17:06 "Suspend your disbelief that's the whole point of movies." I think the game is trying to warn us. There's going to be some really ridiculous stuff that's going to happen in this game.

There's someone named The Sorrow. I bet he doesn't get invited to a lot of parties.

4:06 Is that a rubber duck? Okay, I'm assuming you're either supposed to shoot those or collect those for some reason.

3:09 "Why does it sound like a UFO?" It is a flying object, and I've got no idea what the f**k it is, so it is a UFO.

1:40 A full layout backflip. The judges are going to love that one. 9.7; 9.6; 9.8; 9.9 and finally the Russian judge 8.5. The Russian judge is a dick.

I doubt I'm going to be able to help. I never played this game before, and to be 100% honest with you, I completely forgot you were playing this game.

"Sovereign is not invincible. Revealing its true nature would have united the forces of every organic species against it. Even a Reaper couldn't survive such odds." We need Mimir, Freyer, Kratos, Atreus, Freya. Basically, all the main protagonists from God of War Ragnarök. They could unite the realms against Odin. They can do it again.

I don't know what it is but for some reason, I feel like having shrimp for dinner tonight. You know what, it might be because of this thing. 0:01 😁

26:55 In this edition of words that sound dirty but aren't "Caucasus."

"I'm not going to kill a crow. Crows are cool." Good thing this isn't a Resident Evil game then. You'd be missing out on a lot of good items and/or ammo. Not sure why a crow is carrying ammo or coins, but they do.

14:40 Developers: Okay, we need to hire a voice actor to do the narration of these letters. Find me a man with the sexiest voice possible.

Nope, sorry. Lara is not outrunning a bear. Black bears can get up to 30 miles per hour and grizzles can reach up to 35 miles per hour. The fastest sprinters in the world can get up to maybe 30 on a track.

"A boar. They even said it was a boar." No, they said it was a bear.

4:15 "Now because a baddie might get his hands on it you want to help...wouldn't do it for me." To be fair Jonah did come back without knowing she was getting attacked. So, he might've changed his mind before this.

3:20 "Off my leg b*tch." Last time I heard that phrase a dog was humping somebody's leg.

"They call themselves Trinity." I think it's because they're very big fans of that character from The Matrix.

Looks pretty good for a 10 year old game

Thanks

I can't understand why you are not so popular,you are quite natural and completely weird in a good way 😂

Are we bolding going where no man has gone before, Shep? If you know what I mean.😏

20:46 "It's been a long time since I've met a woman who..." I can tell. The scene only lasted about 10 seconds. 🤨

3:14 Haha! He just enters like a WWE wrestler and punches this man out without saying a word. 🤣 I liked that.

0:03 "Standing this close to my face." I hope he brushed his teeth today. Mouthwash, gum, mint, anything really.

That last part always gets to me, the fact they showed a mother with her baby desperately trying to survive, it may be possible their was ancient advanced civilisation over 12800 years ago after the younger dryas, but more like our own due to the existence of ancient symbols in the pyramids of Giza that look like submarines; helicopters; cats and jets and the similarities every ancient site had to each other is too much to be a coincidence and the fact as stated by a book I’ve read about ancient cave paintings in Australia from 60,000 years ago, not sure how accurate it is, like the knobs on the walls and the walls fitting perfectly together, the coffins like in Japan, the paintings of winged beings all over the world and so on

Actually ezios sister was no longer in charge of brothels in the second game with him, she became a fully fletched assassin