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@Bluegirl9 20 сағат бұрын

Just discovered him recently. The funeral chase had me laughing so damn much i thought there s smth wrong with me. I needed that laugh

@csiribicsiriba Күн бұрын

Hilarious😂😂😂😂

@elihunt9917 3 күн бұрын

❤. My Grandma, a Saint, and of Blessed Memory, said, (circa 1910+), "You will be surprised who you will find in heaven!" This was a woman who everyone universally loved, of all religions and ethnicities, even each one of her sons/daughters-in-law loved her; so go figure. My Grandma, of blessed memory, a Saint.Every year her birthday was a great family gathering of hundreds of her descendants. When she passed away at 101, the family fell apart. She kept them united. She was a real peacemaker.

@lorenzoblock1673 3 күн бұрын

The good old days when Stand up comedy was made from the comfort of sitting on an armchair 😂😂😂

@stephanlazarz1921 4 күн бұрын

A true comedy Legend.

@user-uj8ld4yl5l 4 күн бұрын

I avoid church religiously.

@thatdudeinorange5269 4 күн бұрын

That ending was brilliant!

@davedennison7386 4 күн бұрын

Legend...the original "littlefinger"...

@temu2044 4 күн бұрын

Every time someone says mother superior i think of trainspotting.

@andyhinds542 4 күн бұрын

I want my funeral to be like that, complete with the speeded up music and everything.

@davidcouzens6287 4 күн бұрын

I love this man,great story teller

@GeorgeOswald-xp4io 6 күн бұрын

David Allen at Large wttw BBC RIP 😂

@hankmessaros6700 6 күн бұрын

Born in 68 growing up in Philadelphia and in a catholic school, ( i hated with a passion ) David Allen can on the PBS for about a year between 83 or 85 and i found it so funny and refreshing i loved it especially when he was in a skit Baptized a baby and the thing with the water is in turned into a darlek from Doc Who and it starting to go around shouting exterminate i lost it just about pissed myself

@eveaslan1001 6 күн бұрын

An other "story" from up north ASK and EMBLA put in MIDGARD created at the SAME TIME kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2TNi5-neMuHkJIsi=YkaX71WDLK6SbBor One can truly say the subject is very complicated but yet simply very easy to solve 💖

@MrPierref4 6 күн бұрын

God meets Dave Allen in the afterlife and says, "You're the guy making fun of me." And Dave replies, "Hey, I was only joking, okay?"

@NormanTurnbull 7 күн бұрын

I remember watching him as a child on TV.......at the time there was alot of the jokes I didn't understand but the routine where he attended the convent school I got

@nuschlerclark895 7 күн бұрын

I remember as a child sitting in a Catholic Mass when my dad said during the epistle: Letter from Paul to the Corinthians..."I wonder if the Corinthians ever wrote back?" I was 7 years old and erupted into laughter. A nun took me outside and beat me!

@davidav8orpflanz561 7 күн бұрын

Golf & Cemetaries- two biggest waste of prime realestate...at least they could combine them into one location, eh! Would be kind of like pinball that way, more fun too - and say "hello" to granny as you play through! Or, your ex-spouse at #13! By Dave Pflanz, keeping it real, vote for me 2040. "This is the way" - Mandalorian endorsed.

@davidav8orpflanz561 7 күн бұрын

Gawd dang it! Will somebody ☆PLEASE☆ submit their evidence to the Nobel Committee, for verification that GOD even exists? Remember, the burden of PROOF is on the entity/person claiming that something is TRUE. So, don't ask me to prove that GOD doesn't exist, because in the absence of any legitimate proof being presented thus far for millenniums now, no verifiable proof/ repeatable by anyone's test procedure to prove the hypothesis has surfaced to convince me! "I believe", " I feel" - personal revolations are not valid research. The corrupt, interpreted so many different ways and languages to suit the writers, unverifiable story origins - Holy Bible editions through the ages, is not valid Data. Just look at the KING JAMES version of the Bible, Numbers 23:22, God is compared to never-existed mythological Unicorns! Considered beautiful or cute things like rainbows and puppies/kittens - are not evidence of a God either! "God works in mysterious ways", is inadmissible in the Court of reason and logic! Come on, someone do it, and collect a $1 MILLION PRIZE, and fame! Then we can end all this debate, and have the obediant heaven on earth God wants, right! There are so many believers, and religious scholars in the world, this should be accomplished pretty quickly, and easily! Maybe by January 1st, 2025, there should be plenty of time for something so well known, eh! Go! 😅 I said, " Please" at the beginning! Proof that an omnipotent, benevolent, caring, loving fatherly - GOD, the religions tell us exists - doesn't. Here's the proof: Innocent children, filling beds in St. JUDE'S and Shriner's Hospitals, suffering from cancers and birth defects, struggling to survive, struggling to be healthy and functional, and mostly suceeding (1 in 5 children still die from cancer in St. JUDE'S hospitals) 4 of 5 children only survive due to the intervention of people using medical science, not given to use by religion, but created by men! Why all this grief for families going through this suffering with their children, by the being who created everything, even cancer! Nope, this "wonderful" God, does not exist, as evident by so many innocent children dying due to medical issues, he could not prevent, or fix with what must be countless prayers sent his way, to stop this! There's your proof that a wonderful God doesn't exist. And don't even get me started on why innocent animals who never ate an Apple in the Garden of Eden, also have to suffer! If you still want to insist this God exists, then let's talk about all the crimes against humanity he's responsible for, according to the Bible, including world-wide drowning, killing all innocent 1st born children of Egypt (unless blood of some poor slaughtered innocent animal was smeared over the door) as a lesson to the Evil Pharroah, instead of just killing the Pharroah and sending his ass to hell! So many more... And, let's also say that if this God does exist (he doesn't) who created everything, let's give him full credit for this in KJV Holy bible Aishaia 45:7, for his admitting to create "Evil" as part of his grand "Creative Design" plan! Yup, no paradise would be complete without "Evil" to muck it up! That's just a wee-bit of a spoiler, to include all kinds of crimes and dishonesty, eh! Thanks God, for metaphorically giving children matches to play with, then watching them burn down the house, eh! Lovely! So, if you are making the argument that God does exist and have the evidence, also hand it over to Criminal Procesutors please! God will have some 'splaining to do! Nope, not some kind, wonderful, benevolent, caring Father at all according to the Bible, just a munipulative, evil, money hungry, narcissistic (worship me), made in man's image!😮 Bonus Bible lesson, KJV Isahiah 45:7 God brags, "I CREATED...EVIL". So you need to prove God even exists, before we can logically move on to Jesus being the Son of God, and all the Jesus mythology then proven! Can I get a witness! By Dave Pflanz, vote for me 2040, because I'm keeping it real! "This is the way" - Mandalorian endorsed!

@paulvassallo3317 7 күн бұрын

Glory Glory Dave Allen. AMEN!!

@georgeakins 7 күн бұрын

Dave Allen was a lovely chap. Back in the 1960s, he did a week at my Dad's cabaret club in Nottingham UK. I was only about 10 at the time and went to watch the show. Afterwards he came to see my Dad and they sat and had a drink together. I sat on Dave's knee. He never swore or cussed. He was just a lovely Irish family man. I will always hold him in high esteem ❤❤❤❤

@Trashed20659 7 күн бұрын

Ahhh, how I miss the days when religion could be criticized like any other facet of life.

@tinyfrog919 7 күн бұрын

The heaven and wall joke....I have been telling this for decades. Because it is so old, folks have not heard it before.

@kerrykelly2707 8 күн бұрын

My bad same

@michaelburke2357 8 күн бұрын

It's called humour. I too was taught in Catholic schools. Like any school good & bad experiences. Step back & have a laugh. 😂😂

@robertbutler2481 8 күн бұрын

He was a comic genius. One of a kind.

@SCK586 8 күн бұрын

Easy to make gibes and take cheap jokes at a religion which is not there to defend itself ..Easy to get a cheap laugh at things which people hold sacred ..One day you will have to meet your God ...