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@thebeefgamer5085
@thebeefgamer5085 15 күн бұрын
I don’t agree with communism in practice it’s fantastic on paper but never works in practice good joke though got a wee chuckle out of me
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 14 күн бұрын
thanks very much, i appreciate it!
@m4rt_
@m4rt_ 15 күн бұрын
fun fact, monopoly (the game) was created to show how bad it is... but people loved playing it
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 15 күн бұрын
Oh yes, that is a fun fact and kind of ironic how capitalistically successful monopoly became!
@Greshah
@Greshah 16 күн бұрын
socialism is NOT communism. Never get it twisted.
@Estebanraso
@Estebanraso 16 күн бұрын
Comunism doesnt teach you to share.. It teaches you're entitled to other people's stuff..
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 16 күн бұрын
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me. I’m happy to have them, even though they’re not mine!
@Estebanraso
@Estebanraso 16 күн бұрын
@myqkaplan always happy to bring some clarity. Regards!! 👍👍👍
@raven4442
@raven4442 16 күн бұрын
​@@Estebanraso That's not even slightly what communism is. 😂
@michaelcarter5624
@michaelcarter5624 16 күн бұрын
Communism may work in small groups where others can be held personally responsible but fails at scale when corruption and non accountability is the rule. Capitalism is the best system for human flourishing and has proved to be so over hundreds of years.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 16 күн бұрын
@@michaelcarter5624​​⁠thanks for sharing your thoughts! I think how successful capitalism is and has been is fairly dependent on for whom you’re talking about. While many have flourished under it, many have not flourished, which seems like it could be a feature not a bug. Thanks again for sharing!
@RayLovett-d8z
@RayLovett-d8z 16 күн бұрын
I guess they realized some of the classmates never contributed and just mooched off of the ones who put in the effort.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 16 күн бұрын
Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I appreciate your taking the time.
@km066
@km066 16 күн бұрын
So hilarious! He forgot to add the part about the inevitable deaths of millions of people in the single-minded pursuit equality, sharing and total control of everything that communism leads to. Now that would have really been funny!
@mariosantiago6886
@mariosantiago6886 16 күн бұрын
This is genius
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 16 күн бұрын
i thank you!
@ivanoffw
@ivanoffw 17 күн бұрын
Someone said that the game Monopoly was originally created by a Socialist who designed it to show the evils of Capitalism.
@dempa3
@dempa3 17 күн бұрын
Communism: True family values!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 17 күн бұрын
you get it!
@NPC-iy5ih
@NPC-iy5ih 17 күн бұрын
No, that’s not communism.. that’s just an overly privileged wealthy college commie view..
@Estebanraso
@Estebanraso 16 күн бұрын
Comunism doesnt teach you to share.. It teaches you're entitled to other people's stuff..
@raven4442
@raven4442 16 күн бұрын
​@@Estebanraso That's not even slightly what communism teaches or is. Maybe research it before talking.
@Estebanraso
@Estebanraso 16 күн бұрын
@@raven4442 it is not? What about taking over the means of production? Is Cuba a comunist gov?
@cam75501
@cam75501 17 күн бұрын
*Entire class gets punished for what one person did* Yep, it sounds like communism to me
@bitteralmonds666
@bitteralmonds666 17 күн бұрын
I still use your “h00raybies” joke. You shared it with us. Thanks, Myq. 🧉🦄👌🏽
@marcinzadora
@marcinzadora 18 күн бұрын
Little dictators, that what it is
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 18 күн бұрын
ha!
@JerzeyGEMS
@JerzeyGEMS 20 күн бұрын
Hahahaha SO TRUE 😂 I don't have em, cuz I don't want em!!! MYQ YOU KILL ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 20 күн бұрын
thank you so much!
@dempa3
@dempa3 20 күн бұрын
Before we had kids, our friends with kids sometimes sounded like they were recruiters from a cult/MLM trying to lure us in, but at the same time always complaining about having kids. Now that we have kids, I can only say that it is challenging but incredible. I forgot that one could feel this overwhelming and unconditional love and joy. Sounds a bit culty, huh?
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 20 күн бұрын
hahaha i hear you! i'm glad you're having the incredible experience, sincerely. thank you for sharing!
@mikea5923
@mikea5923 20 күн бұрын
As someone with a kid, don’t. They’re the worst.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 20 күн бұрын
thank you!
@mikea5923
@mikea5923 20 күн бұрын
@@myqkaplanIn all seriousness, for what it’s worth, you’d probably be a great dad. I don’t dislike being a parent, but it can be grueling. Was SURELY easier before. Although, I will admit some kids are comedy gold.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 20 күн бұрын
@@mikea5923 i appreciate it!
@so9784
@so9784 Ай бұрын
I’ll start using this
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
thank you! i hope it catches on!
@oneiroboros
@oneiroboros Ай бұрын
LOLOL oh my god!!!! This is SO GOOD! The pacing and the tone are spot on. Well done!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
thank you so much! i super appreciate it! feel free to enjoy the whole hour special this is a part of. it's called "small, dork, and handsome" and it's on amazon, among other places! and regardless, thanks for your kind words here!
@oneiroboros
@oneiroboros Ай бұрын
@@myqkaplan You're quite welcome! I will definitely watch it. 😄
@vascoqueiros1771
@vascoqueiros1771 Ай бұрын
This was extraordinary. Congrats!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
this is super appreciated! thanks so much!
@Weedwizard600
@Weedwizard600 Ай бұрын
😐
@halcyon_echo42
@halcyon_echo42 Ай бұрын
Haha ooof
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
ha thank you!
@nivyrivera
@nivyrivera Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
thank you!
@UniqueGrinnell
@UniqueGrinnell Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
🙏❤️🙏
@christopherbarnes2440
@christopherbarnes2440 Ай бұрын
trying to explain time travel to myself. i was going to it in detail. started making diagrams and thought i figured something out. i got a text that told me not to go down this path, don't do it.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
what happened next?!?
@christopherbarnes2440
@christopherbarnes2440 Ай бұрын
​@@myqkaplanthe text came at the same time i had my epiphany which was ominous. naturally i assumed i sent a text to myself to stop myself from sending the message to myself. but i already sent it so that didn't work.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
@@christopherbarnes2440 what if you don't send the text to yourself? maybe you can start a new timeline
@christopherbarnes2440
@christopherbarnes2440 Ай бұрын
@@myqkaplan i spent like an hour writing a good story. but in my story i saw so many other stories already told. i burned it. my mother sent the message yesterday when she saw i was becoming obsessed.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
@@christopherbarnes2440 thank you for sharing! writing an original story can be challenging. i hope you continue to write if you enjoy it!
@Spidey-eq1eh
@Spidey-eq1eh Ай бұрын
I'm working on an electrical/frequency solution to time travel.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
thank you for doing that! let me know what you come up with!
@LyncClips-c8x
@LyncClips-c8x Ай бұрын
i mean he did allegedly kill himself..!!!?
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
Fair enough yes, but too late! Maybe the Time Machine gps needed to recalculate better
@WyaldTheBeast
@WyaldTheBeast Ай бұрын
Dock was too old for that whole "Fix your son's life" thing.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
that could be!
@nmb-u-
@nmb-u- 2 ай бұрын
Unless traveling in time is creating a paradox universe that moves at the exact same speed as ours, so if you travel 10y into the future and come back, then 5 years passes, the paradox would still be 10 years ahead, but your presence in the past would alter the future you are creating, but possibly not the paradox future, unless it is overriden whenever something changes in the past..
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
That could be! Thank you!
@zoyadulzura7490
@zoyadulzura7490 2 ай бұрын
My suspicion is that the Doc was just trying to get Marty to feel the urgency of the situation so he would listen and not question him. If he approached him like, "Hey, Marty, just to let you know, blah blah blah, so, get back to me when you can, okay?" Marty might not really take him that seriously.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan Ай бұрын
Fair point!
@deenine
@deenine 2 ай бұрын
Love the Great Back to the Future joke.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
thanks so much!
@virolo1960
@virolo1960 2 ай бұрын
I didn't get that one. Guess I'm slow, please explain.
@dempa3
@dempa3 2 ай бұрын
​@@virolo1960 The first world war wasn't called WWI before there was a WWII. It was called the great war. They didn't know that there would be a second. Additionally, it's funny because the first Back to the Future movie is great!
@deenine
@deenine Ай бұрын
@@virolo1960 World War One wasn't called World War One until after the Second World War. Before that it was called The Great War.
@deenine
@deenine Ай бұрын
@@dempa3 I love the first and the third one.
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 2 ай бұрын
A Hollywood myth was that Harold Ramis and Bill Murray thought of rerelasing Groundhog Day again and say it was it's sequel as a joke, possibly as an April Fools prank, but ultimately didn't as they didn't want to p!ss off audiences and/or get into any legal trouble
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
haha wow! good myth!
@greymatter33
@greymatter33 2 ай бұрын
They did, it's called Palm Springs.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
oh yes, also Source Code and Edge of Tomorrow and Russian Doll and many more now that time loop is essentially a genre! and Palm Springs is great! thanks for sharing!
@mikea5923
@mikea5923 2 ай бұрын
They should just re-edit it with other takes split is just slightly different. People would think it’s a multiverse thing. “Brah, Did you know everyone has an identical copy of themselves stuck in a Groundhogs Day loop of this very day?”
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
I like it! And I think every version of me throughout the multiverse would also like it! Thanks for sharing!
@HotTakeAndy
@HotTakeAndy 2 ай бұрын
I wanna be a Sabbath Goy 😅
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
hang around the right folks and maybe your dream can come true!
@rosaliemoon5905
@rosaliemoon5905 2 ай бұрын
Wrong. Your whole household, including servants and guests, must rest, according to the Bible. If you can’t flip the switch, neither can anyone else under your roof. Not funny if not true.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing! What if it’s not under your roof?
@Presbristow
@Presbristow 2 ай бұрын
He never said their household... I lived in Williamsburg Brooklyn for 10 years and turned on or off several light bulbs on a Friday night. Got pretty annoyed after the 2nd or 3rd time.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
@@Presbristow thank you for sharing! i appreciate you!
@JimJimenez-f5b
@JimJimenez-f5b 2 ай бұрын
Not bad
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
Same to you!
@one_fat_ninja4809
@one_fat_ninja4809 2 ай бұрын
Think I still prefer Ari’s rendition of this joke
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
i'm sure Ari would love it if you comment on his videos that you enjoy his jokes! much love to you
@AbstrDistr
@AbstrDistr 2 ай бұрын
really funny stuff!!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
@ChuckNorris-zq8pl
@ChuckNorris-zq8pl 2 ай бұрын
Woman doctor? Now who would believe that?
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
thanks for your comment!
@donjoe2112
@donjoe2112 2 ай бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
Agreed! I would love for all Palestinians to be free and able to live their lives as they wish. And I would love for all to be able to as well.
@tbohn10
@tbohn10 2 ай бұрын
Just not on his moms side 😂
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
could be!
@etin97
@etin97 2 ай бұрын
"ehhhhh... I'm jew-ish"
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
indeed!
@punkminkis
@punkminkis 2 ай бұрын
He wasn't a full Jew, he was just Jewish
@Denvercoder
@Denvercoder 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like the perfect joke for the WWIIIIIILLLLLBER Theater.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 2 ай бұрын
always appreciated, my friend!
@jaydenwigfall6963
@jaydenwigfall6963 3 ай бұрын
Proportionally, “hung like a horse” is only about 3 inches
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for this science!
@desertfoxaz97
@desertfoxaz97 3 ай бұрын
Not really, a colt still has a dick the size of a baseball bat.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing your scientific knowledge!
@Amycakes7
@Amycakes7 3 ай бұрын
I remember this bit (and some other horse-related jokes in this set)! 😂 This is from Small, Dork and Handsome, right? That's how I found out about you and became a fan, because it was on Netflix at the time. I don't think it's there anymore, unfortunately, but it is on Amazon Prime. Might have to give it a watch!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! It is indeed on Amazon now! And I’ve also put out a number of albums since then as well, all available on Spotify and various streaming platforms! I hope you enjoy all that you wish to! Thanks for the kind words!
@Amycakes7
@Amycakes7 3 ай бұрын
@@myqkaplan Oh, I've listened to several of your albums, and they always make me laugh so much, even on a second or third (or more) listen! Thank you for all the entertainment over the years!
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
@@Amycakes7oh thank you, I’m so glad! Super appreciated!
@gregpl9363
@gregpl9363 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
🙏❤️🙏
@mackten7220
@mackten7220 3 ай бұрын
Haha that was great👍
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
@Jeffo193
@Jeffo193 3 ай бұрын
Here's one for you. Growing up we always used the term "Having a paddy" to describe throwing a tantrum. It was only after i said it in front of an Irish person that i thought "Huh, i wonder if that has origins in anti-Irish racism?". Looked it up, it does. Ooops.
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
haha thank you for sharing!
@TheNickt1
@TheNickt1 3 ай бұрын
Well, if you don't speak Chinese, you won't understand it! How is that racist?
@myqkaplan
@myqkaplan 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for asking! I would say it's because it seems to be singling out the Chinese in a way that other cultures and ethnicities (like European ones, for example) aren't singled out. If you don't speak French, you won't understand it either, but they didn't call the game "French whispers." If you don't speak German, you won't understand it either, but they didn't call the game "German whispers." Those are my thoughts, thanks for asking, I appreciate your taking the time.