I don’t agree with communism in practice it’s fantastic on paper but never works in practice good joke though got a wee chuckle out of me
@myqkaplan14 күн бұрын
thanks very much, i appreciate it!
@m4rt_15 күн бұрын
fun fact, monopoly (the game) was created to show how bad it is... but people loved playing it
@myqkaplan15 күн бұрын
Oh yes, that is a fun fact and kind of ironic how capitalistically successful monopoly became!
@Greshah16 күн бұрын
socialism is NOT communism. Never get it twisted.
@Estebanraso16 күн бұрын
Comunism doesnt teach you to share.. It teaches you're entitled to other people's stuff..
@myqkaplan16 күн бұрын
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me. I’m happy to have them, even though they’re not mine!
@Estebanraso16 күн бұрын
@myqkaplan always happy to bring some clarity. Regards!! 👍👍👍
@raven444216 күн бұрын
@@Estebanraso That's not even slightly what communism is. 😂
@michaelcarter562416 күн бұрын
Communism may work in small groups where others can be held personally responsible but fails at scale when corruption and non accountability is the rule. Capitalism is the best system for human flourishing and has proved to be so over hundreds of years.
@myqkaplan16 күн бұрын
@@michaelcarter5624thanks for sharing your thoughts! I think how successful capitalism is and has been is fairly dependent on for whom you’re talking about. While many have flourished under it, many have not flourished, which seems like it could be a feature not a bug. Thanks again for sharing!
@RayLovett-d8z16 күн бұрын
I guess they realized some of the classmates never contributed and just mooched off of the ones who put in the effort.
@myqkaplan16 күн бұрын
Thanks for sharing your thoughts! I appreciate your taking the time.
@km06616 күн бұрын
So hilarious! He forgot to add the part about the inevitable deaths of millions of people in the single-minded pursuit equality, sharing and total control of everything that communism leads to. Now that would have really been funny!
@mariosantiago688616 күн бұрын
This is genius
@myqkaplan16 күн бұрын
i thank you!
@ivanoffw17 күн бұрын
Someone said that the game Monopoly was originally created by a Socialist who designed it to show the evils of Capitalism.
@dempa317 күн бұрын
Communism: True family values!
@myqkaplan17 күн бұрын
you get it!
@NPC-iy5ih17 күн бұрын
No, that’s not communism.. that’s just an overly privileged wealthy college commie view..
@Estebanraso16 күн бұрын
Comunism doesnt teach you to share.. It teaches you're entitled to other people's stuff..
@raven444216 күн бұрын
@@Estebanraso That's not even slightly what communism teaches or is. Maybe research it before talking.
@Estebanraso16 күн бұрын
@@raven4442 it is not? What about taking over the means of production? Is Cuba a comunist gov?
@cam7550117 күн бұрын
*Entire class gets punished for what one person did* Yep, it sounds like communism to me
@bitteralmonds66617 күн бұрын
I still use your “h00raybies” joke. You shared it with us. Thanks, Myq. 🧉🦄👌🏽
@marcinzadora18 күн бұрын
Little dictators, that what it is
@myqkaplan18 күн бұрын
ha!
@JerzeyGEMS20 күн бұрын
Hahahaha SO TRUE 😂 I don't have em, cuz I don't want em!!! MYQ YOU KILL ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!
@myqkaplan20 күн бұрын
thank you so much!
@dempa320 күн бұрын
Before we had kids, our friends with kids sometimes sounded like they were recruiters from a cult/MLM trying to lure us in, but at the same time always complaining about having kids. Now that we have kids, I can only say that it is challenging but incredible. I forgot that one could feel this overwhelming and unconditional love and joy. Sounds a bit culty, huh?
@myqkaplan20 күн бұрын
hahaha i hear you! i'm glad you're having the incredible experience, sincerely. thank you for sharing!
@mikea592320 күн бұрын
As someone with a kid, don’t. They’re the worst.
@myqkaplan20 күн бұрын
thank you!
@mikea592320 күн бұрын
@@myqkaplanIn all seriousness, for what it’s worth, you’d probably be a great dad. I don’t dislike being a parent, but it can be grueling. Was SURELY easier before. Although, I will admit some kids are comedy gold.
@myqkaplan20 күн бұрын
@@mikea5923 i appreciate it!
@so9784Ай бұрын
I’ll start using this
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
thank you! i hope it catches on!
@oneiroborosАй бұрын
LOLOL oh my god!!!! This is SO GOOD! The pacing and the tone are spot on. Well done!
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
thank you so much! i super appreciate it! feel free to enjoy the whole hour special this is a part of. it's called "small, dork, and handsome" and it's on amazon, among other places! and regardless, thanks for your kind words here!
@oneiroborosАй бұрын
@@myqkaplan You're quite welcome! I will definitely watch it. 😄
@vascoqueiros1771Ай бұрын
This was extraordinary. Congrats!
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
this is super appreciated! thanks so much!
@Weedwizard600Ай бұрын
😐
@halcyon_echo42Ай бұрын
Haha ooof
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
ha thank you!
@nivyriveraАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
thank you!
@UniqueGrinnellАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
🙏❤️🙏
@christopherbarnes2440Ай бұрын
trying to explain time travel to myself. i was going to it in detail. started making diagrams and thought i figured something out. i got a text that told me not to go down this path, don't do it.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
what happened next?!?
@christopherbarnes2440Ай бұрын
@@myqkaplanthe text came at the same time i had my epiphany which was ominous. naturally i assumed i sent a text to myself to stop myself from sending the message to myself. but i already sent it so that didn't work.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
@@christopherbarnes2440 what if you don't send the text to yourself? maybe you can start a new timeline
@christopherbarnes2440Ай бұрын
@@myqkaplan i spent like an hour writing a good story. but in my story i saw so many other stories already told. i burned it. my mother sent the message yesterday when she saw i was becoming obsessed.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
@@christopherbarnes2440 thank you for sharing! writing an original story can be challenging. i hope you continue to write if you enjoy it!
@Spidey-eq1ehАй бұрын
I'm working on an electrical/frequency solution to time travel.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
thank you for doing that! let me know what you come up with!
@LyncClips-c8xАй бұрын
i mean he did allegedly kill himself..!!!?
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
Fair enough yes, but too late! Maybe the Time Machine gps needed to recalculate better
@WyaldTheBeastАй бұрын
Dock was too old for that whole "Fix your son's life" thing.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
that could be!
@nmb-u-2 ай бұрын
Unless traveling in time is creating a paradox universe that moves at the exact same speed as ours, so if you travel 10y into the future and come back, then 5 years passes, the paradox would still be 10 years ahead, but your presence in the past would alter the future you are creating, but possibly not the paradox future, unless it is overriden whenever something changes in the past..
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
That could be! Thank you!
@zoyadulzura74902 ай бұрын
My suspicion is that the Doc was just trying to get Marty to feel the urgency of the situation so he would listen and not question him. If he approached him like, "Hey, Marty, just to let you know, blah blah blah, so, get back to me when you can, okay?" Marty might not really take him that seriously.
@myqkaplanАй бұрын
Fair point!
@deenine2 ай бұрын
Love the Great Back to the Future joke.
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
thanks so much!
@virolo19602 ай бұрын
I didn't get that one. Guess I'm slow, please explain.
@dempa32 ай бұрын
@@virolo1960 The first world war wasn't called WWI before there was a WWII. It was called the great war. They didn't know that there would be a second. Additionally, it's funny because the first Back to the Future movie is great!
@deenineАй бұрын
@@virolo1960 World War One wasn't called World War One until after the Second World War. Before that it was called The Great War.
@deenineАй бұрын
@@dempa3 I love the first and the third one.
@neilprice5132 ай бұрын
A Hollywood myth was that Harold Ramis and Bill Murray thought of rerelasing Groundhog Day again and say it was it's sequel as a joke, possibly as an April Fools prank, but ultimately didn't as they didn't want to p!ss off audiences and/or get into any legal trouble
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
haha wow! good myth!
@greymatter332 ай бұрын
They did, it's called Palm Springs.
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
oh yes, also Source Code and Edge of Tomorrow and Russian Doll and many more now that time loop is essentially a genre! and Palm Springs is great! thanks for sharing!
@mikea59232 ай бұрын
They should just re-edit it with other takes split is just slightly different. People would think it’s a multiverse thing. “Brah, Did you know everyone has an identical copy of themselves stuck in a Groundhogs Day loop of this very day?”
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
I like it! And I think every version of me throughout the multiverse would also like it! Thanks for sharing!
@HotTakeAndy2 ай бұрын
I wanna be a Sabbath Goy 😅
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
hang around the right folks and maybe your dream can come true!
@rosaliemoon59052 ай бұрын
Wrong. Your whole household, including servants and guests, must rest, according to the Bible. If you can’t flip the switch, neither can anyone else under your roof. Not funny if not true.
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing! What if it’s not under your roof?
@Presbristow2 ай бұрын
He never said their household... I lived in Williamsburg Brooklyn for 10 years and turned on or off several light bulbs on a Friday night. Got pretty annoyed after the 2nd or 3rd time.
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
@@Presbristow thank you for sharing! i appreciate you!
@JimJimenez-f5b2 ай бұрын
Not bad
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
Same to you!
@one_fat_ninja48092 ай бұрын
Think I still prefer Ari’s rendition of this joke
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
i'm sure Ari would love it if you comment on his videos that you enjoy his jokes! much love to you
@AbstrDistr2 ай бұрын
really funny stuff!!
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
@ChuckNorris-zq8pl2 ай бұрын
Woman doctor? Now who would believe that?
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
thanks for your comment!
@donjoe21122 ай бұрын
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
Agreed! I would love for all Palestinians to be free and able to live their lives as they wish. And I would love for all to be able to as well.
@tbohn102 ай бұрын
Just not on his moms side 😂
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
could be!
@etin972 ай бұрын
"ehhhhh... I'm jew-ish"
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
indeed!
@punkminkis2 ай бұрын
He wasn't a full Jew, he was just Jewish
@Denvercoder2 ай бұрын
Sounds like the perfect joke for the WWIIIIIILLLLLBER Theater.
@myqkaplan2 ай бұрын
always appreciated, my friend!
@jaydenwigfall69633 ай бұрын
Proportionally, “hung like a horse” is only about 3 inches
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
Thank you for this science!
@desertfoxaz973 ай бұрын
Not really, a colt still has a dick the size of a baseball bat.
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing your scientific knowledge!
@Amycakes73 ай бұрын
I remember this bit (and some other horse-related jokes in this set)! 😂 This is from Small, Dork and Handsome, right? That's how I found out about you and became a fan, because it was on Netflix at the time. I don't think it's there anymore, unfortunately, but it is on Amazon Prime. Might have to give it a watch!
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
Thank you so much! It is indeed on Amazon now! And I’ve also put out a number of albums since then as well, all available on Spotify and various streaming platforms! I hope you enjoy all that you wish to! Thanks for the kind words!
@Amycakes73 ай бұрын
@@myqkaplan Oh, I've listened to several of your albums, and they always make me laugh so much, even on a second or third (or more) listen! Thank you for all the entertainment over the years!
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
@@Amycakes7oh thank you, I’m so glad! Super appreciated!
@gregpl93633 ай бұрын
😂😂
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
🙏❤️🙏
@mackten72203 ай бұрын
Haha that was great👍
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
@Jeffo1933 ай бұрын
Here's one for you. Growing up we always used the term "Having a paddy" to describe throwing a tantrum. It was only after i said it in front of an Irish person that i thought "Huh, i wonder if that has origins in anti-Irish racism?". Looked it up, it does. Ooops.
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
haha thank you for sharing!
@TheNickt13 ай бұрын
Well, if you don't speak Chinese, you won't understand it! How is that racist?
@myqkaplan3 ай бұрын
Thanks for asking! I would say it's because it seems to be singling out the Chinese in a way that other cultures and ethnicities (like European ones, for example) aren't singled out. If you don't speak French, you won't understand it either, but they didn't call the game "French whispers." If you don't speak German, you won't understand it either, but they didn't call the game "German whispers." Those are my thoughts, thanks for asking, I appreciate your taking the time.