Axes and Brains, from "Meat Robot" by Myq Kaplan

[@stevehofstetter]

Love when animation enhances standup. Nice job Myq!

[@myqkaplan]

love when people are nice. nice job being nice steve!

[@common101sense]

something has to.

[@Senator667]

This album is great and so is this video! And now that I've seen it I'd like to see the whole cd animated. Especially the Monsterbation bit.

[@myqkaplan]

much appreciated! i don't know if the whole album will get the treatment, but good to know there's interest! if it makes you feel better, i can tell you about the time a sign language interpreter had to sign the word "monsterbation."

[@JessDelfino]

Wonderful! Myq Kaplan-esque to the core. And a Patrick Bateman cartoon would be pretty awesome.

[@myqkaplan]

it would! thanks for the kind words!

[@SlapTVdotcom]

SO awesome!!

[@myqkaplan]

SO appreciated! thanks!

[@HardLeftProd]

Fantastic. Are shotgun pellets considered bullets? Fantastic.

[@myqkaplan]

great question! i would say that actual bullet-riddling involves many more bullets at a time, but i like the artistic license taken here. thanks!

[@LawsonComedy]

This is awesome.

[@myqkaplan]

thanks lawson! you're awesome.

[@NatTowsen]

Great!

[@myqkaplan]

you're great!

[@mohitmishra1984]

Hey Myq ! Saw you on AGT, liked that, saw various other available videos. Loved your jokes and your comedy style. A little humble request though. Please keep on innovating and giving new jokes on AGT. All those comedians who lost the show, usually did so because they kept on repeating themselves. People like me get interested, watch your videos and then the same jokes no longer excite us. I somehow know that you have it within you. Just don't play safe and accept my sincere wishes.

[@myqkaplan]

mohit mishra thanks! i'm not a fan of repeating myself. i'm not a fan of repeating myself. i'll do my best and hope you continue to enjoy!

[@lakerchris]

this is awesome. very funny.

[@myqkaplan]

thanks chris! glad you liked it!

[@GinoZump]

01:00 owch.. tinman's hand, that looks painful

[@myqkaplan]

you're right! i hope that never happens to you unless you want it to.

[@GinoZump]

why would i want it to happen to me mister Kaplan? come on, you're being a comedian right now.

[@myqkaplan]

GinoZump you're right, my apologies for being a comedian! i hope you get what you want forever always. #NotBeingAComedian

[@GinoZump]

oh my god, that's so sweet, hope it's not sarcasm :) I don't have a twitter though but I DO have the honour of getting Myq Kaplan to answer humble old me and my comment :)) #nowherenearsarcasm

[@myqkaplan]

GinoZump #Nowhere looks like #NowHere but i am interpreting it also without sarcasm, as you were correct to do. we have to trust one another! thanks for watching and sharing, and sincerely, all the best!

[@fuzzylumpkin49]

Brilliant! ^_^

[@myqkaplan]

appreciated!

[@TomMSTie1138]

"Riddled with bullets." Oh my that is clever!

[@myqkaplan]

that is appreciated!

[@TomMSTie1138]

Myq Kaplan You're welcome.

[@myqkaplan]

robert potter animated my standup. you can watch it now!

[@NatTowsen]

Finally, a way to watch standup!

[@myqkaplan]

i know! at long last, the mystery has been solved.

[@danpasternackOCD]

Great stuff! I wish your brain could be an amusement park ride.

[@myqkaplan]

thanks dan! your wish is my command. unfortunately i'm not a commando.

[@antonyn.1385]

better than family guy, plz make more

[@myqkaplan]

much appreciated!

[@askantik]

Is the axe murderer supposed to look like Christian Bale?

[@myqkaplan]

well, he is one of the most famous axe murderers, as i understand it.

[@Senator667]

American Psycho reference.

[@askantik]

Roderick Frost Thanks, never got around to seeing that one.

[@UprisingMusicChannel]

this is funny enough with out the Studio audience. IT does not sounds as fake as most though.. Loose the Audience vocal and this would be great!

[@myqkaplan]

glad you like it! sorry that it's impossible to lose the audience vocal, because the audio is standup performed in a room with a live audience. those people will be happy to know that they don't sound fake, i'm sure.

[@dEcIbElEvEl]

Had to watch it twice... stupid pushy axe murderers.

[@myqkaplan]

thanks! thanks! (i thanked you twice.)

[@dEcIbElEvEl]

Myq Kaplan No thanks necessary, but... thanks! I'm a bit puzzled by some comments regarding "the laughing"... really? It was live, if there was no laughter, I'd be concerned for their lack of sense of humor. I listened to some of your stand up on your website, I did actually lol... several times. BTW, I noticed you don't like kids... are you familiar with Maddox? He doesn't either... check it: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

[@jesterloo7246]

I don't like those laughing voices in the background... As if we don't know when to laugh and they're there to remind us because we're dumb. Maybe they're there to make us feel like we're in a teatre witha lot of people around. But I prefer being alone sometimes. I wish we could turn them on/off like closed captions.

[@myqkaplan]

the audio is a track from a live standup comedy album that was recorded in front of a laughing audience, so that's why they're there, because standup comedy performed in front of people who laugh. it's not about telling you when YOU are supposed to laugh; it's about when they DID laugh. PS if you like hearing comedy without audiences, check out my podcast, Hang Out With Me, or almost any comedy podcast, really. most are recorded without audiences, and you can laugh as alone as you like! (regardless, thanks for listening!)