if its a Statue of billy it’ll have s tea Cosy on his head!

Billy owns muslim loonies with ease

Descibing the Journist. The culture nation and social clash described via accent! OMG!

Billy forPM❤

The best❤

It will be a very sad day when this man goes. The funniest man ever!

Billy Connolly a truly great and funny man. I’m so glad I have been able to appreciate his humour,because the world has gone too shit 💩.

Was there that night in Belfast and watched him tell this. Thought I was going to die I was laughing so much.

1st mistake was attacking a Scottish city andcwhen that city is Glasgow you are trully fkted. We dont take no shite

Is it a fake attack why attack there

You have to listen through ... to the end

Billy, please seek out and watch a you tube video entitled terrorists mess with the wrong people/tales from the bottle, it describes the attack on Glasgow airport and mentions that the same idiots that attacked Glasgow airport tried a few days earlier to blow up a nightclub in London but screwed that up as well. It calls the man on fire as a crispy prick, hilarious, I nearly fell off my chair.

this is avery very poor quality video. totally inept. im sure its bootleg.

This is the true voice of Scotland, not Hamza, effing useless.

Sadly he would not be able tell this clever joke any more with the new hate crime laws

A very good and dry Glasgow sense of humor what you see is what you get bravo billy your s good un ❤👍

I would Have loved to watch this, give a liken and subscribe but you stopped me from watching it on a player that doesn't target me constantly with ads which is sad

How Scotland has changed in recent years ......

Bad sound!

This has become entirely ironic....

#arrestme 😂

What about Scotland hate laws coming April 1st. Billy would be in the Hate crime under Humza 😅 , going yourself The Big Yin . I grew up with you and I so wish we could keep Scotland as it should be, freedom of speech and enjoy jokes.😂

Really great editing, do we all just have to imagine what happened next, in the Limo ?

This is why this guy is a certified comedy legend. No matter how many times I see this, it still cracks me up. If you sliced him across the middle, you would find Glasgow running through him like a stick of rock. (Non-UK readers, Google seaside rock.) Most comedians are funny because of their material. Billy Connolly is funny because of his outlook on life, and that is inextricably bound up with the fact that he is Glaswegian. You're either an Edinbugger or a Weejie, and I know what side of that divide I come down on. And if you're Scottish, you'll know what I mean.

How many celebrities and comedians have eaten a child alive in a Masonic ritual?

I'm sure this would be funny if the echo wasn't so bad!!!🤔😑

Brilliant. Love you man 😂☮️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I remember talking about the terrorist attack with our Glaswegan friends.

Cant hear this🇬🇧😡

😅😂 👍

The Romans never conquered Scotland...

"Scoosh(?!)"😂

Love this! Had a Billy Connolly tape/copy as a kid that loved... At the end he's doing an outro, talking over some music and one bit is: "And the guy that stole ma bike fae ootside Partick Picture Hall/cinema... Al get ye ya' bastard!"😂

There will never be another guy as funny as the Big Yin. No matter how many times I watch his stuff I have always laughed. Absolutely legend 😜

“religious fanatics without a football team” (fyi if you didn’t get it, he’s referring to the Celtic - Rangers extreme rivalry)

The great thing about Billy Connelly is he his fearless...

😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

I feel as rough as a badgers tadger 🤣

When was this man ever funny ?

YEEESSSSS Billy!

What song is this

Funny fqct tsince then there have npt been any reported terrorist attscks in Glasgow since then.... I wonder why

I like Billy Connolly, he’s a very funny man, but don’t give me this bullshit that he’s so proud of Scotland that he’s lived in the US for most of his life.

"Now pay attention I'm only going to show you this ONCE!"

Outstanding band 👏 👌 👍🏻

Must watch can’t hear

What a mindset! Actually believing that a mess of virgins is waiting, just for you. What twisted suppressed sexual mindset these stupid bastards have to live with.

Imagine being on fire and someone is kicking you in the balls 😂😂

Suppose it would have been funny if you could have heard what he was saying !

A religious fanatic without a football team 😂😂😂.