“SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW!!!” “Please Daniel, we can’t keep doing this…”

Proposing an entirely different theory: double ghosts then *haunt regular ghosts.* Double ghosts are out there making loud footsteps at 3am that only regular ghosts can percieve.

"you can just fold that little gushy baby up" awful sentence

shrimp jesus has finally made his return, , , on facebook

Still my favorite bit

I'm gonna make some purchases & I'm gonna write some reviews saying crediting MBMBAM. I don't care that it has been many years! I don't care if all 3 of these men are now fathers! I will gain an online presence for the sole purpose of furthering my pointless campaign!

funny, meaningful, meaningless, and cool are the new political compass axes

Did they maybe make the mistake of wrong punctuation for feet (') vs. inches (")?

I cant even imagine eating and shitting at the same time

I need to know if Daniel's mother has ever found this segment, I would give anything to see hers and Daniel's reaction XD

Teddy Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson, and Lincoln.

in the same way that everyone rich needs to know what it's like to be poor, poor people need to understand what it's like to be rich. You are providing a SERVICE by accepting their gifts. it makes them feel super good. and when you're rich and alone, you are begging for someone to spend money on.

it is, in fact, not walr+us so the plural is not walri it's _hvalr-hross_ meaning whalehorse. The plural of hross is hrossin, hrossunum, hrossum, hrossa, hrossanna, or just hross depending on the part of speech, which is why old norse is a hard language. so I'm gonna say leave the plural as walrus. English is largely germanic, and in german the singular is walross and plural walrosse, so we're good on pronunciation.

Travis' gasp at start is SO funny to me lol

how is that a double standard.

Computer, show me Nude Goro.

Their laughts scratch my brain

i hope they watched Mike Tyson Mysteries.

The video game Fantage = “some kind of dimensional hellscape” per Justin.

I'd want Andrew Jackson because dude's a psycho, Teddy Roosevelt because the guy's a unit, and Donald Trump just so I could kick his ass in the bar fight.

Here’s my guess. Heaven was explained to this child and then the idea of animals in heaven was brought up and the answer was, well some animals. Which then lead to, only animals you pray for. Which lead to this child’s half person crusade to save all the shrimp. It’s a command like an annoyed mother. SHRIMP. HEAVEN, NOW…

I can't belive how quickly they moved passed Foix Ghost

SHRIMP. H E A V E N. *N O W.*

Not the "pic-a-nic table"! God damn, Griffin can tell a helluva gd story. I have actual tears from how hard I am trying to not go into hysterics while in public. 🤣👌🏽 10/10 would nearly choke to death from stifled laughter again

justin long has the wizard hut.

I WAS JUST TELLING MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT EXTREME RESTRAINTS ADS AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS SUPER CUT EXISTS. Thank you for your service.

I have never heard MBMBAM before episode 100 haha

Oh wow…. Fantage…. If you remember this site you deserve a veteran’s discount

My friends got on his today on a day trip because I brought up the i love corn kid tht went viral and my friends and I named the Poopy corn kid Jeffery

Lol “technobama”

They call that strain Urkel because you wake up face down in an icecream and waffle pizza and groan, "Ugh, did I do that?"

my favourite ad in here is at 1:19:50 until 1:26:20

*Shrimp Heaven NOW*

Teddy got shot during a speech and then kept. Tbh, there'll be a brawl before the brawl to decide who gets to have him on their team.

They jest, but I'd read that series

Griffin's explosion of laughter is so fucking good

Easy Adam's trans next question

I think Nixon was the saltiest president because he was sweating all the time.

Justin very nearly went into Glass Shark when talking about Phelps getting you in the water

"the cheapest one" just really nails it, doesnt it?

This is straight up Baptist preacher rhetoric and everything I hated about church. Glad to hear it being put to good use for once.

ghosts become mobster kingpin when they die?

My god, how deeply touching. Truly appreciate his sincerity here. I needed it

This is, to this day, my favorite my brother my brother and me moment.

Alec Baldwin

Roachie Despawned

Jeffert the Elder sounds like a boss in a From Software game

SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW😮‍💨

Squid game before it was cool

Keanu will always be a good choice. The Ariana Grande and Joe Biden choices did not age well...