0 IQ Dumb Women Goalkeeper Moments!

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[@avonacolyte]

Some of these commentators are doing a heroic job of sounding excited.

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Also a heroic job of not criticising the players.

[@Landstalker1999]

The funniest part was when they still demand equal pay. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wewillrise3663]

Woman are tyrants. They like to take but never give.

[@MrRuby]

144 likes and no comments? Let me fix that.

[@wewillrise3663]

@@MrRuby Let me refix what you fixed pal

[@gendoruwo6322]

i'd watch it for the comedy.

[@AtrolinK]

I also was that bad when i used to play as goalkeeper. Being 6 years old didn't help.

[@danielsrensen1837]

lol

[@cardinalncube5510]

That's a good one

[@makavelismith]

Oh that was a good one. Or it wasn't and people are fucking thirsting for lols.

[@Ant_Man_08]

nice

[@toddmacadam3888]

GK is the position that really shows the difference in athleticism between men and women in my opinion. Sure, outfield women players look like they're running through mud, but GK's are always just so clumsy and uncoordinated. The jumping, diving, and reaction times of male GKs is almost super-human. If you've ever seen an untrained man playing goal, and how lost and uncoordinated they are, well that's what professional female GKs typically look like.

[@gotgokued8640]

Yeah as a goalkeeper seeing women goalkeepers not dive like us men is so awkward I dive and jump pretty high and I’m only 5’7 and these women are taller than me and have less hops

[@kearantingle2413]

Unless you r talking about Mary earps

[@dipthongthathongthongthong9691]

I won't dispute what you say. So let's agree there is a deficit in coordination, agility, power, explosiveness, etc. Now consider the avg height of women GKs at high competitive levels. Now think of Courtois, Neuer, Alisson, Emi Martinez are at 6'4" or taller. I think the Chile women's GK is 6ft. She is about the tallest, yet she and every one shorter have to defend the same size goal. Just saying.

[@toddmacadam3888]

@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 Right, but it's not about height; it's about the athleticism, or lack thereof. They just look so awkward (akin to when a guy with no GK training tries to play there). Ochoa is only 6ft tall. Typically, the shorter players are MORE agile, not less. I expect Ochoa has faster reaction times than Courtois (who makes up for his slower reactions by being HUGE).

[@dipthongthathongthongthong9691]

@@toddmacadam3888 I'd say it's about the athleticism AND the height. I agree, the traits you've mentioned are missing in many of the women GKs. Being short relative to the frame of the goal doesn't help. If you're an above avg athlete but you have height and a wing span you are taking up more space and thus will have a better chance at reaching incoming shots. Victor Valez and David Ospina are barely 6ft and they had pretty good careers too. But I read that academies around the world see the 6'3 and good with the ball at the feet as the prototype. The other problem with women in this video is the poor starting position and reading angles.

[@flyingtiger1603]

As a former goalie myself, I’ll never understand why they punch the ball, slap it or just simply knock it down when they could obviously catch it.

[@Kevin-mx1vi]

Yup. When you go for the ball you absolutely *must* get it.

[@kevingill648]

Yes I agree, in the 70s they caught the ball a lot.

[@brianbett1840]

If ronaldo shoots at you there is no catching that ball just punching and players nowadays shoot with a lot of power more often

[@kevingill648]

@@brianbett1840 Modern day goalkeepers can't even catch the ball from a basic cross! as for hitting the ball harder there is no proof of that as footballs from the 60s/70s were a lot harder.

[@sofeadanish4917]

Right?😂

[@kenntucki]

As a GK myself this is pain in my eyes😢 they are unlucky sometimes but most of them are just bad goalkeeping.

[@MC-nb6jx]

The fart sounds make this so much funnier🤣🤣

[@maryhinge4815]

As do most fart sounds

[@Phin-germayas]

An average Sunday league goalkeeper over 40 could be a starter in a woman’s team if he started to identify as one

[@NikolasZissis]

Fr 😂

[@budgetnuclearweapons7858]

Pronoun check...🤣😂

[@ianpodmore9666]

Don't give the wierdos any ideas ffs.

[@accobra4272]

He would also dribble the whole team to score a goal to a clueless confused opponent gk 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NikolasZissis]

@@accobra4272 Fr bro 😂

[@alanlawlor3134]

It's in these little womens compilations are the only times anyone watches womens soccer!!! They're classic. Keep them coming...

[@markorollo.]

A 48 year old man, I watch every time there's a woman's football game on TV, as I do women's rugby and cricket. These compilations are just made and supported by sexist tiny cocks

[@taxicamel]

You are correct. Attendance at these games are in the mere low thousands ....and most are relatives and friends and friends of friends. .

[@alanlawlor3134]

​@@taxicamel that's why the Australians and New Zealanders handed out tens of thousands of free tickets to women's group stage World Cup matches and even when that didn't get people into stadiums the cameramen were instructed not to pan over the higher stands... cameras were fixed as low to the field as possible so not to show empty stands!!

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Not to mention they use stadiums, facilities, clubs/branding all built and paid for by the men's game. And get billions in free advertising in the men's game. And subsidies from the men's game. If it stood on its own two feet truly nobody would watch it.@@taxicamel

[@GregsKitchen]

If I had a daughter I'd get her into playing football asap, even if she has 0 skills or abilities she could still make a national team 😂

[@Ant_Man_08]

You know, i might just try that.

[@rafewheadon1963]

is she black or brown or muslim? cos if shes white she wont be allowed to make it to the top anymore. Too many others waiting in line and its a nepotism thing now.

[@professional8539]

Free money for women for not trying

[@Ant_Man_08]

@@professional8539 basically onlyfans isnt it

[@ernestocaro9802]

those fart sounds go the dying here LOL

[@christophercharleston9453]

Equal pay, huh? 👀🥴

[@slavic3225]

Pay them what they deserve 😂

[@Furor_Teutonicus14]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ant_Man_08]

Equality amongst equals

[@wiccanwarrior9]

Yeah. Fkall.

[@trojanbro9075]

“We are better than man” lmao

[@Apollyon-sz9sn]

Nice to see Mary Earpps in two of these clips, what a worthy winner of SPOTY 😂😂😂😂😂😂a

[@wiccanwarrior9]

Mrs Gurn well

[@nordicgaming2572]

Womans football is actually quite entertaining. I laughed like a hyena throughout the entire video. Never going back to sitcoms, this is all I need!!

[@clarazegarelli5861]

1:06 this is actually a nice kick

[@carloskim8164]

And they demand equal pay the stadium is empty for most of the matches hahahaha

[@emanuel82]

The first one is my all time favourite. Its so hilarious. 😂

[@larrykippings]

Love the 💩 💨 special effects at the end of the video 😂😂😂

[@peterhunter8274]

I played for 4 years at Sunday league level. Never witnessed a single mistake by amateur keepers as bad as any of these except once when a keeper went to pick his cap up during play

[@alexanderpratama4457]

that's Mary Earps...😂

[@curtrupp4259]

Real title how to lose a job in 10 seconds

[@Legenda20SLO]

yup this is the current world we live in. And Nikola Tesla predicted it.

[@davidcal8621]

Uff 😂the fart insert one’s cracked me up omg

[@PabloGonzalez-uf1qf]

Imagine a single match destroyed Karius career. Karius career happens every season in the women’s soccer leagues throughout the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 people would stop watching if, that were the case.

[@jamesharding552]

Probably because it was the biggest game of his life in the cl final… many goalkeepers have made mistakes as bad as you see here and haven’t been benched

[@TattvaRajput24]

Plus Karius was hit in the head by Sergio Ramos' elbow. Keep in mind that Ramos is one hell of a hardened defender, prime centre back during that time. The concussion surely disoriented Karius in a detrimental way.

[@ShanghaiRooster]

@@TattvaRajput24 Ramos also 'took out' Mo Salah in the same match. Almost makes you wonder if he was under instructions.

[@Fred_F1_]

As a girl who plays with their male cousins and being the goalkeeper, I am very alerted. I have injured myself a couple of times and, I have no words for this.

[@nelbelmont]

Ok... You have insecure goalies, teammates putting them in hard positions... And really really confused goalies that need to be benched...

[@Malam_NightYoru]

You didn't understood... THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF WOMEN'S SOCCER, HOW DO YOU BENCH A KEEPER LIKE THAT IF THEY ARE THE BEST KEEPERS 😂🤣

[@danko8983]

@@Malam_NightYoru i guess not having a keeper would have better results lmao

[@warrenthoms8423]

Thanks for making me laugh

[@stump1897]

I was anticipating this video was going to be a few hours. To my surprise it was under 5 minutes.

[@phoenixboreal1822]

They ask for equal play but I think the commentators should have higher pay for making it exciting, they put so much more effort, they deserve a raise !

[@supra-editz1]

I like the part when they blame the defenders 😂

[@DanielGonzalez-qf7zv]

Terrific!

[@schmurgen5242]

The sound effects!! Absolute quality. All the responses on here...oh men make the same mistakes. No, no they dont. These make sunday league players look like Pele.

[@weebolddavy]

I can't understand anyone paying their hard earned cash to watch football of that standard.

[@dipthongthathongthongthong9691]

As a supporter of women's football, there has been a clear disparity between the evolution of the outfield players and their ability to perform technically at a very high level, and that of the goal keepers, over the same period of time. I predict there will be some absolute howlers at the WC again this summer.

[@Vickzq]

In 25 years... female football improved exactly by 0%. Same amateur business with little better competition. And they let the sport got hijacked by politics. No three sentences about female football without fminism, rainbows or some story about a woman sleeping with another woman.

[@accobra4272]

"Very high level" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulharper4196]

Very high level FOR WOMEN. A men's non league team would wipe the floor with the best women's team, either club or international.

[@dipthongthathongthongthong9691]

@@paulharper4196 What is it with dudes like you who show up in comment sections to remind everyone... "but but but men are better at football than women..." It's a weird projection of insecurity pal.

[@paulharper4196]

@@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 nope, let them play, I just call out the ridiculous hyperbole when I see it.

[@user-wo9jj6ii6t]

Now I understand how they’re always losing yo 14 year old boys teams

[@any5795]

Yeah funny Bc they lost one time and everytime people see women playing football they are like u

[@user-wo9jj6ii6t]

@@any5795 imagine how many sandwiches have gone unmade because all these women are trying to play a men’s game. It’s a travesty

[@alanlawlor3134]

If they lost one time that means theyve only played the 14 year old boys once. No top tier women's team is capable of beating a team of 14 year old boys. Boys that age are too fast and skillful. Women have zero chance against them

[@MegaBestoffer]

Watching a woman play football is like watching a toddler trying to walk.

[@ongvien6681]

Damn right 😂

[@agusstiya5673]

Hahaha

[@ILIE888ROMANIA]

It’s a real thing

[@Enoch1287]

😂😂😂😂

[@ba-gg6jo]

Another reason they should get equal pay for the pure entertainment value. The goal assists are worth of Mr McGuire.

[@maryhinge4815]

It's like when a mens pub league team doesn't have a keeper and one of the outfield players have to go in.

[@maximumtrollerable]

No

[@maryhinge4815]

@@maximumtrollerable yes

[@Ant_Man_08]

That keeper would still be better, at least they're a little bit coordinated

[@anthonyslattery8808]

At school I was always one of those that got picked last and was pretty bad at football but after watching women's professional football I've relised I was Lionel messi compard to them.😅

[@mtnstrand2819]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaj-arminostad8725]

How on Earth could these commentators still stay that serious???

[@LuigiRBG]

I enjoy that😂😂😂

[@Furor_Teutonicus14]

Every time i feel bad, i watch women football and i have to laugh so often that immediately i feel well again! Thank you for that, dear women! Pay them what they deserve 🤡🤣

[@mtnstrand2819]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Furor_Teutonicus14]

@@mtnstrand2819 🤓👍🏻

[@Rotten_GOKE]

The women’s World Cup is coming up soon you should have plenty more content😂😂

[@damienchance3153]

My favorite title on KZbin

[@rolyrobertson9906]

And that’s why I don’t waste my time watching women’s football 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@robovac3557]

Female goalkeepers are comedy gold.

[@isaacNieto33]

Equal pay.... 😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha 🤣

[@SimpleManSweden]

Sunday league players should demand equal pay. Its so embarrassing that those women have very good salaries.

[@darkjudge8786]

I was a 1st XI goalkeeper at highschool and 2nd XI keeper at University. I stopped playing at 21. I'm 52 now and not remotely fit. But Im certain I would be a star keeper in the Women's Premier League in England and represent the US Women's team at the world cup if allowed.

[@MawangHujan-fl2zn]

Watching woman football is like watching Stand Up Comedy.

[@user-hd4fm8qq9u]

Feel bad but it is super funny 🤣

[@bobi99039]

0:59 for f*** sake man 😂

[@seferinorino6951]

Well, we can make a video of male GK as well. The one in green probably had the sun on her face, look a5 the shadows.

[@wizedoggfc]

These gk make André Onana and Loris Karius a world class gk.

[@dantesinferno9648]

EL CIRCO ESTABA CERRADO PERO ME TOPE CON UN PARTIDO DE FUTBOL FEMENIL Y MORI DE RISA JAJAJAJA !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@kvabu3]

Let's be fair, we have seen similar mistakes in men's top-level football too. One was even in the Champions League final (Karius) and many more in lower tiers. The only difference is women look clumsy and confused in this video but men concede equally stupid goals.

[@ross4970]

They're allowed to drive cars.... unbelievable.

[@adewillem7190]

After all this distraction, wemen want equality❤️

[@arnaldosilva4293]

These mistakes are all men's fault.

[@hesoyamfxcharts8444]

The thumbnail describes the video perfectly 👌

[@kcovac2029]

Is like they’ve never played before then you realize they’re pros lmfao 😂

[@paulknight1075]

If you had a bloke at either end,most womens games would finish 0-0.

[@Ghihggggukhhhkh]

The free kick one is golden

[@harukrentz435]

Funny the thumbnail isnt a goal as the ball hadnt completely passed the goal line.

[@wanderingnomad5843]

In women's football the team that makes the lowest number of mistakes wins lol

[@hobbo420]

Male Goalkeepers are regularly highlighted when they blunder, yet the quality (or lack thereof) of female Goalkeepers is ignored

[@andrepereira6340]

It's all funny, but let's be honest: 1) some of these are just GK taking the blame for outfield players' mistakes (poor passing, being at the wrong place, etc...) and 2) you can get a similar list from men's game... if you're going to answer asking me for some examples, I suggest you check Nick Pope (which is considered one of the best England GK) against Liverpool, Mark Flekken from Duisburg against Ingolstadt and Alisson (Brazil's #1) against Man City and Leicester during the lockdown season...

[@Ant_Man_08]

Yes, but mistakes like those are no where near as common as they are in womens football

[@tsvetomirsheev3882]

I see this is from where Onana learned his craft

[@inutilsuverzivo]

The woman misplaces the barrier then misplaces herself and then gets caught on her wrong foot after the shoot, and still gets mad at their teammates

[@magnusqwerty]

This is like running comedy.

[@jbuckley2546]

And the crowd went wild......all 3 of em.

[@NecromancerXardas]

kitchen is waiting🤣🤣

[@ninjaamara8053]

Equal pay for comedy football😂😂😂

[@joso7228]

You should include Jordan Pickford letting in 2 goals against France in the World Cup. He screams like a girl too... ouch!!

[@wiccanwarrior9]

Jog on simp...

[@williamcannon7262]

How can any of these woman be described as a goalkeeper.

[@CricketFreak71]

N they ask for equal pay..🤣🤣🤣

[@thelastCorumlu]

And these keepers have between 80 - 88 in EA FC .......

[@wzainesta9885]

Yet some of em demand equal pay, that's the main joke 😂

[@stevespyder]

Love the Mr. Bean music at the start...

[@juliendda644]

district level !

[@bioos7013]

If I see my goalie do mistakes like that I defend and try to win every ball so it doesn't get to my goal post

[@supremefantastic]

3:58 how many hours is the defenders letting the forward be in their area? The defender falls to the ground with the ball but is allowed by the defenders who just stand and do nothing, to rise up and get a new try.

[@Ro6entX]

I played as a GK for several years until probably until 12 or 13 and I do remember one game in particular that I may as well just have stayed home. Couldn’t stop anything that day but the lowest IQ play was similar to 0:45 but I didn’t attempt to stop with hands. I closed only my knees and ball went between legs and into the net. Soon after I was taken out rest of game. I was able to keep my position as GK rest of the season but stopped playing after that.

[@schmurgen5242]

What an absolute belter of a story there!!

[@choosetolivefree]

GK is the most difficult position

[@lolitapitpong3826]

And these women are getting PAID to play football 🤯

[@MrMark1n1]

Don’t worry y’all, after this video they’re still requesting for equal pay lmao 🤣

[@robertcraig-qo6cp]

LMFAO

[@thelolguy007]

And they wonder why they don’t get equal pay? They’re lucky to get any pay

[@crustyoldman11]

You could get all of these mistakes from the men's game if you look hard enough

[@crookedwinklepicker5901]

Eh?! Maybe some but not that first one 😂

[@stanleybuchan4610]

No you can't.

[@crustyoldman11]

Yes you can @@stanleybuchan4610...you don't even have to look that hard, KZbin will take you straight there if you can be bothered to look

[@Plomien-wq5ke]

All life same always....pay gap, you say? 😂

[@haydenwright-tw1io]

This is why girls can’t complain about not getting as much money as men in this sport

[@Jumpmaster337]

0:55 I give you the BBC sports personality of the year…

[@tonytravert9944]

That's why women's football is entertaining...

[@Sawdust6666]

All future sports personalities of the year

[@user-nq8xo5ng9b]

give them all the money they want.hahahahahahaha

[@rmzxr4395]

Really on a par with Python’s “Silly Olympics.

[@StompinJago]

We hope a better quality when equal pay in force.

[@peterboxall4057]

This is why they deserve equal pay. They’re so good

[@refrains8649]

the defense is as bad as the keeper💀

[@daveoatkinson1]

Shortlist for 2024 sports personality of the year.