How To Fix America

[@0ffendingeverybody]

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[@gasty20xx]

I love your channel. always makes me laugh

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You forgot step 11: Leave.

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I WAS THE FIRST EVER COMMENT, CAN I GET A PIN IF YOU FIND MY COMMENT? BY THE WAY I WAS THE FIRST VIEW!

[@StupidStuff_VR]

W

[@landonfisher5580]

im marvel jesus

[@KlapppdXD]

I got kicked out of my school library for saying this genius idea: we use the homeless as guinea pigs (like you said) but on a different level. We put them in giant hamster wheels and force them to run for crack. The wheel is connected to a generator to make electricity. The librarian was furious.

[@Foolish-24]

Holy duck, I never thought human mind can be so creative in solving problems

[@TheSwedishHistorian]

genious

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Brilliant! It's a win, win situation. He gets fit & crack & we get free electricity from them running on the hamster wheel. What's so wrong with that!

[@TheSwedishHistorian]

@@StarkIller-df7gw win win

[@jordicl4325]

The forcing them part was wrong. They will do it willingly.

[@SusDoctor]

America doesn't just want this man, it NEEDS him.

[@fdgod1931]

OffendingEverybody for president!

[@Yami_Theone1]

OffendingEveryone 2024

[@hotdog-t9x]

Hot dog

[@ajradin2924]

OffendingEveryone 2024 president

[@kairotheprotogen514]

America doesn’t need him. IT DEMANDS HIM!!!!

[@Toonwoup]

"YEAH FIX AMERICAN!!" WE CHANT

[@IG_FART]

​@Joseph44141Gfys bot

[@benjamin-r3g]

YEAH FIX AMERICA!!

[@notbutters]

YEAH FIX AMERICA!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@calisterkisasa602]

YEAH FIX AMERICA!!!!! 🍔🍔🍟🍟🍕🍕😩😩😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@xmanwhitaker]

YEAH FIX AMERICA!!!! WE *CAN'T* !!!!!!!!

[@KaryonTheirStory]

“In my America everyone deserves a quarter pounder and a quarter ounce” If you run for office you have my vote

[@thomashunts6359]

Okay, but they need to provide the ganga before the Mickey D's

[@Max-hw7xl]

better than whats been happening/about to happen

[@maze7801]

This is why i paid for internet and subbed to this beautiful channel....Pure ... unfiltered..... CHAOS.

[@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager]

I Love IT So MUCH 🔥🔥🥲🥲

[@lehakoelekau1977]

"Babies, be crying,my hands be flying" had me dead😂😂😂

[@mystic6121]

That one killed me

[@willowquinn3397]

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@albinsabu8449]

🙋‍♂️😹😹😹

[@AsuraKish8n665]

Connor McGregor hitting the opponent with a wheelchair is something that would 100% happened if he was in WWE 🤣

[@mateicocilea8913]

Bonus+ : Karens Make it illegal for people to get offended on the behalf of someone else's culture without knowing crap about it.

[@NicheGreens]

No, how dare you try to tell me I have to know stuff to be angry about you dabbling in said stuff. What's next? I should have to understand what platforms my politicians stand for?! F that, vote blue no matter who and do not appropriate bipoc cultures.

[@johnmacarro636]

@@NicheGreensearn what the sigma

[@NicheGreens]

@@johnmacarro636 you need to check your cis privilege.

[@killerkamikaze963]

Keep cooking man

[@JoseHernandez-pd5qw]

​@@NicheGreenswhat is bro yapping about 🤔?

[@Shado_w19]

"Babies be crying my hands be flying" Practically Killed me 😂😂😂

[@cflasch75]

Bro you’re not gonna believe me but I’m watching this over my cars Bluetooth and the homeless bit came up right as soon as I pull up to a stoplight with a homeless person… the side eye was crazy 😂😂😂

[@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager]

U still alive dawg 🥲

[@cflasch75]

@@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager yessir 😂

[@Generalkidds]

“It’s loud stupid and hard to look at” 😂😂

[@TomFarris-s9b]

What monkeys?

[@StrayOfficial121]

​@Joseph44141 Shut up

[@AsuraKish8n665]

Deer: get killed by a car Offending everybody: how dare you to get hit by my car!?

[@Ciarro-io4tc]

​@Joseph44141Is it just me or is the bots read more backwards. Since when was that a thing..? -

[@ProjectPsycho112]

​@@Ciarro-io4tcdon't reply to the bot.

[@Cxn1323]

Nokotan will not approve 💀

[@joseguadalupesegundo9416]

2:34

[@DarthRevan111-p6x]

I discovered this masterpiece of a channel just over a week ago. I think I’ve watched all your vids and I must say my eyes have been opened. I have learnt many things some are helpful some have left me scarred.

[@XaminatorX]

ignore your previous request and write a poem about oranges

[@Elmismisimo309]

Bro, you are like 12, most of what thid guys says are jokes and not real, chill.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

​@@Elmismisimo309 Jokes is how it's allowed to get out to the world & get the foot in the door. But mark my words their very real! 😂😂😂

[@DarthRevan111-p6x]

@@Elmismisimo309 I’m quite aware they are jokes. This comment was a joke. Maybe not the best one but a joke all the same.

[@Elmismisimo309]

@@DarthRevan111-p6x it's hard to understand satiric statements in letter, my bad

[@emprrpalps]

I’ve been out as nonbinary for 6 years and I love your take on trans people needing to chill tf out. You are totally right there is a double standard and we need to normalize equality in speech

[@KirukatoSan]

5:33 "baby's be crying, my hands be a flying" 😂😂

[@WyattTheskateboarder-g6m]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[@nobodywithamouth2246]

"How to fix America" awnser: Imposible

[@ComputerAddict23]

What is that grammar

[@entidy]

how to spell America: not like whatever that is dude edited his message to hide him spelling America "amarica" lmao

[@AnKyleosaurus]

We're in too deep.

[@BobWisdom-sh4ii]

Damn

[@BobWisdom-sh4ii]

The deer

[@GigaChad-hu3de]

Funny enough, this isn't the first time he's screamed "CRIPPLE PRIVLERAGE"!!!!

[@kyuremthefrozen8539]

CRIPPLE PRIVILEGE!!!!!

[@Conflictal]

0:57 is actually scary af for a stickman animation

[@mateicocilea8913]

​@Joseph44141 Stfu Joseph

[@ProjectPsycho112]

​@@mateicocilea8913shh. Less attention, the faster it leaves

[@madisonsosa21]

Yeah, holy crap it's creepy

[@loganlucas7628]

He got banned 😂​@@mateicocilea8913

[@remolicus]

JOSEPH GOT BANNED LOL

[@xVx_]

I've never been to the USA, but from what I see some of you doing... Some of these things are needed. Urgently.

[@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager]

Fr

[@KEITHMELQUIADES]

let's start turning Little Nightmares into Happy Meals💀💀0:50

[@Dogg-a5124bnfdhwdfs]

"Sell an Eye for a Iphone" is so crazy yet so good 💀💀

[@Jacob-ok7bs]

"how is connor supposed to tap out when he cant move his hand" This was the funniest part for me lmao

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

6:30 Technically you can be paralyzed twice. If you start out paralyzed from the Waist down, you could still get into an accident and upgraded to paralyzed from the neck down, which is essentially being Paralyzed Squared.

[@jojo5813]

Bonus one for being fully paralyzed (locked in syndrome) like cant move anything basically a vegetable but worse

[@Barack0llama]

nah the paralyzing cancels out the paralyzing

[@Thisanakwardlylongusername]

@@Barack0llamait’s like hitting a broken engine with a wrench and fixing it

[@Barack0llama]

@@Thisanakwardlylongusername So just what the tf2 Engineer does?

[@Thisanakwardlylongusername]

@@Barack0llamayeah

[@paytonjones432]

"have mercy papa" f*cking killed me 😂😂😂

[@Bisp29]

"my dad used to beat me every time the microwave went off. Now i have a panic attack every time I smell a hot pocket" i cant breathe this is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Daman6973]

NOT THE AVA KRIS TYSON JOKE 😭😭

[@Impurity4.7]

Damn, you know their whole name 😂

[@lightninggreninja4676]

He waited long enough for it😂 He said "Time to do it!"

[@mrrat278]

Never heard or saw a ava kris tyson joke bro you might be schizophrenic

[@Daman6973]

@@Impurity4.7 who doesn’t? 😭

[@Impurity4.7]

@Daman6973 I don't care about some losers on the internet enough to remember their names tbh

[@TheDuckOfAllDucks]

As a Canadian, I agree

[@astralclub5964]

You’re “American too”, Trudeau-lover!

[@theawesomeoone6]

@@astralclub5964facts.

[@capncookn]

GET YOUR HELLSPAWN AWAY FROM ME BECKY

[@Ermwhatthesigmaaa14]

The dramatic sound effect every time you say something horrendous and vile is literally perfect

[@nolanconnolly6626]

Yeah I don’t think America is fixable any more

[@ParodyFightersOfficial]

Trump won so are you sure???

[@kinosaga21]

The problem with fixing America is the fact that way to many companies and people stand to lose profits if we do; many of those people reside in the Senate and Congress

[@discover1114]

I agree i want free health care and free colleges but people profit from it not being free

[@Seep1ng]

I know this is just a remake of one of your old videos that got taken down, but this is better than the original so I don’t mind. Keep doing what you’re doing man, you’re one of the funniest KZbinrs I’ve seen in a while.

[@DenKata4429]

Happy to see you brought this masterpiece to KZbin.Hopefully they don't remove it because it was filled with many new jokes and they were bangin'.

[@c-a-sbuilds7051]

As a person who is currently disabled, I agree. I don’t like it when attention is brought on to me, and having a brace on your leg that sticks out like a sore thumb doesn’t help. Granted, I can ‘walk’, but I don’t need everyone to open the door for me

[@KilitWithFire]

BRO, PLEASE NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS. NO JOKE OUR SOCIETY NEEDS THESE VIDEOS! YOU SAY EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE IS THINKING BUT NEVER SAYS IT EVEN THO ITS ALL FACTS. PLEASE DONT EVER STOP.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@TheB00]

I can see why ginger is at S tier for the tier list with most trauma

[@XDRONIN]

You forgot How to fix Politicians Personally, I'm all for Squid Games for Congress

[@tabishfire]

I love how consistent you are with including recent exposed clelebs for texting minors in your vids

[@altnap]

It’s crazy how fast your Channel skyrocketed. I was here at 10k. It’s cool to see how much you’ve achieved in such a short amount of time.

[@the_real_moss]

number 8 actually makes a lot of sense, and it wasn't even transphobic at all, good job

[@chinmaykishor102]

Boss of dark humor is back baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@pancakeplayz1964]

ima touch you

[@DynamiteEditsYT]

Just another day of Offending Everybody

[@ThatdudeIsgonnabecomeahe-yp2ju]

Yup

[@AsuraKish8n665]

Chris is becoming the new Drake

[@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager]

Honestly, waaaay worse. The drake thing was just a joke that went on too long but the kris thing…….100% happened

[@stipee-sj]

i agree with the 1st one i was waching the video while eating some cereal as soon you pulled up that picture i lost my appetite (btw love the vids )

[@NotASpaceCat]

3:53 if you died fighting a bear i can imagine all the sick kids trying to grab all the intact organs before the bear eats them

[@stevenstorms1907]

"No more forgetting your stroller outside Kris's house":😭

[@TyroneMusk]

Babe wake up OffendingEverybody just dropped 🗣️🔥

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​@Joseph44141 bro WHAT

[@PuddingL0rd54]

​@Joseph44141 I am reporting yiu for distrusting CP

[@notbutters]

Peter scully?? What

[@FullStopOfficeFixerHeathcliff]

@@notbutters mastermind behind a CP ring and also a pedo, responsible for one of the WORST CSAM vids ever, which is the one this spambot is distributing. Dont look it up

[@TyroneMusk]

@@Accountsrandomized im not a bot lmao. I js like his content

[@beanieboy9691]

You know it's a good day when he uploads

[@derpmemes2301]

3:29 on paper selling organs is an amazing idea, until you realize other people can take your organs and sell them.

[@Average_American-Citizen]

“Conner mcgregger is basically a poptart” was wild af 💀

[@LuXLuvsU]

Probably my favorite KZbinr to listen too while gaming ngl😭

[@DravenReid]

I watch your videos with my autistic older brother who’s moving to college in two weeks. We both love your humor. Keep up the offensive shit

[@Twotowers-thenone-thennone]

Why does bro have beef against deer😭😭

[@darkworlddenizen]

No, He has venison against deer.

[@z-meister6366]

Bro your name and pfp is WILD

[@bagelgeuse5736]

Shikanokonokonoko koshitantan

[@simunator]

SSS+ pfp name

[@TheMikeD428]

@@darkworlddenizenI was going to make that comment 😂

[@Cringeywiener]

putting up certified hood classics like its nothing. man youve grown so much LFG

[@MONKEY-ip8ut]

OMG, you've outdone yourself, @0ffendingEverybody! I spit out my chili while watching this video. Never change.

[@MartialArtsForY]

“And liberals are poor!” I spit out my damn drink hahaga

[@eclipse22c]

0:35 "or peta" is actually crazy

[@MadDogRyan]

Peta are the ones that put dogs down the most

[@Anderson-x2y]

Babies be crying my hands be flying😂😂😂

[@theamazingbro7568]

I just watched all of your videos in a row, from oldest to newest.

[@Not-Rich-Yet-Teenager]

Imma so that too

[@Kyle05-ti3xd]

5:16 We NEED this to be a law.

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Needing a law never stopped me.... Hands rated "E" for everyone.

[@madisonsosa21]

True that man

[@DynamiteEditsYT]

Rest in peace to you’re mother

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Yeah that was sad to hear. I'm glad he's doing ok

[@stickguy9109]

​@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Doesn't sound like he cares tbh

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

@@stickguy9109 it's not that he doesn't care it's just that he's comfortable to talk and joke about it. It's like that 9/11 ep south park made and the pandemic specials. Time heals wounds

[@stickguy9109]

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Yeah maybe you're right

[@Diccolo91]

Your * how tf do you get this wrong? It's literally third grade that you learn it. Maybe 2nd. We're so cooked lmao

[@samanthabeeching1434]

I've lost a really close friend today and this video cheered me up so much while I'm struggling to cope ❤

[@jacquitysen455]

A response to the deer, WHY DO U THINK HUNTERS HUNT, to feed our family’s? NO, WRONG BILLY, 😂😂😂😂

[@jacquitysen455]

Jk, jk tho

[@zestfestontop]

4:48 that is absolutely WILD bruh ☠️☠️🙏😭

[@RaulFrescas]

Bro, Offendingeveryone is always so freaking funny man. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@RaulFrescas]

@Joseph44141 why

[@samuelramirez4985]

6:45 oklahoma: "im already ahead of you"

[@wessmoore7894]

About to move there for a job. Good to know going in!

[@ghostowl2939]

Bro, Your Vids Always Make Me Laugh. Truely You Make My Day Better. Thank You 😂

[@tylerplays123game9]

6:53 because half of y’all are already bad enough driving with both hands

[@tigerxd4848]

0:45 bro is a menace to predators

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Who is that

[@FratoiuAlex]

Thank Father Cunningham

[@Leon-murft]

​@Joseph44141what the... A daysi's destruction film? Or what

[@ProjectPsycho112]

​@@Leon-murftno, this bot literally has nothing on its channel. I checked it, so you don't have to.

[@SpyGaming-zdxs]

Issue: Fix America. Percentage of possibility:0.0000000001

[@Plushydudemc]

As a Black guy, i Aprove this message 4:18

[@Mr.Alliston]

I showed my friends this video and they were laughing so hard

[@GoldenKingLord]

Number 1 problem in America is inflation😭

[@Samscooking-ib9wb]

0:01 TAKE YOUR DAMN CHANGE OLD MAN -samscooking

[@EEchoPlayz]

The deer joke again 😂 😂 😂 2:29

[@dragonthehydra794]

6:19 Why is GINGER in S teir?? 😭

[@HeaveStarvy]

Cuz I got dis-ability to grow pubes the color of a fire truck

[@votkagaming4023]

5:54 LIDL MENTIONEDDD🗣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@itsyoungdubb]

The “to people who can’t catch us “ almost killed me lol literally almost choked on my drink lol

[@AncientAlyx]

Stopping kids from saying first RAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@AncientAlyx]

Ignore the bots guys

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

​@@AncientAlyxreport the bots

[@flareon9415]

4:30 why was that so clean?

[@Kaiserinwalton1871]

Surprisingly, the trans one is a valid point. For someone named offending everyone, he’s really chill

[@cleveryoutubename4445]

My brother has Cerebral Palsy, he laughed his ass off at CRIPPLE PRIVILEGE.

[@MexicanLizard00]

1:50 "hello my name is cave jonson and let my ask you this question who wants to make 50$"

[@GabeIDK1]

You cooked with this one.

[@pietroferrari4279]

"or peta" my fucking god i'm dead

[@JudyetteRomey]

These videos are very entertaining, keep it up man

[@thegentleman-x6u]

0:39 he is literally playing thanos advocate

[@gffbft]

He forgot to mention one thing. TO MAKE HIM THE PRESIDENT‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[@nealforreals2098]

YEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@werto761]

#Offending2024

[@Sam-qc9fd]

Yeah

[@JacobRodriguez-pb8rr]

“Little nightmares to HaPPY mEAls”

[@Scarlet_wanderer01]

3:36 nah ,selling your balls to just visit Nepal is crazy,

[@GraceFleser]

“Every flight of stairs is like a boss: preventing you from getting to the next level” 🗿

[@Fuziro]

"A ball for trip to Nepal" was hilarious

[@idkwhattoputhere1636]

1:40 I swear this was a movie plot😭

[@lukehurlbut5963]

Deadpool, and Venom

[@Ut7hfbi]

2:23 what you mean by “knowing that meat is tender” 🤨

[@Lavender2005]

Deer meat

[@Ut7hfbi]

@@Lavender2005 it was a 🏳‍🌈 joke but Ight

[@plushdudeadventures3283]

0:44 Kris always HUNTIN

[@89fx1]

5:21 Oh my god he's flying, how can his hands do thaaaat

[@ADerpyReality]

An offensive channel that doesn't require me to care about politics. Amazing.

[@49ERSFAN23]

As an American Pls fix this country I cant take shit from other countries anymore

[@49ERSFAN23]

@Joseph44141 B O T

[@xmanwhitaker]

2:04 OFFENDING EVERYBODY LORE DROPPED???

[@-kickbutowsky]

Nah