I Got Robbed While Dealing The Plug

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Watch My Too Hot For KZbin Vids: patreon.com/OffendingEverybody

[@A-Clear_View]

25th like

[@KriziStar]

I would laugh too

[@mangoandsteve]

"Luckily Crime Is Always Hiring" 😅 So true

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Probably the realest thing I've ever said

[@gamingforever9121]

@@0ffendingeverybodytrue and funny. Pro tip no need for a supplier if you can grow it yourself.😂

[@panmopsel]

@@gamingforever9121nope, you still need a supplier, but only once, and growing it yourself is another risk, but it is safer if you don’t know people

[@Redalti]

​@@0ffendingeverybody Bluds like a rapper......... They are always snitching an themselves

[@jojomizugorou5305]

Everyone thinks they're Walter White until they're confronted with the possibility of being Walter Wiped off the face of the Earth

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Wow (chefs kiss) what a perfect way to put it Jojo.

[@lukecowley470]

gawd dayum what a comment

[@LdnbabyJ61xx]

Walter white wiped himself out 🤔

[@macncheesejayden]

I really don't understand how this man's stories keep getting crazier! XD

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I've made a lot of poor decisions in my past MacNCheeseJayden. Which is great cause now I have content instead of just trauma

[@Immotamerican]

tik tok says your making your stories up

[@DopeTracksOnly]

@@Immotamericanwho cares about tik tok dude

[@Immotamerican]

@@DopeTracksOnly fr

[@OfficialMinecrafCow]

@@Immotamerican tiktok is shit filled wit brainrotted children who think they have an opinion

[@laidz1]

Hey man, just wanted to say that I think your content and how you tell some of these stories are really authentic and fun to watch. Please keep up the good work!

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Laidz. Got more bangers coming soon

[@Æfterall]

​@@youthallstarsYO WHAT 😭🙏

[@hanshosel7431]

Bro that was a 420 IQ play. Thank republican Jesus that you are still alive😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

They can't get rid of me that easily Hans

[@l2_linksklix]

Imagine du heißt ohne spaß hans💀💀💀💀

[@hanshosel7431]

@@l2_linksklix hans get the flammenwerfer

[@drowsyspook3455]

Republican jesus💀

[@Alexgaciopo]

LOL hans ist so ein opfer name um ehrlich zu sein@@l2_linksklix

[@0ffendingeverybody]

What other wild topics should I make offensive videos about?

[@MandraMockups]

I got a quick info vid idea, something like your other how to videos, but this time about how to go through high school n make it actually livable

[@dukdukmoose123]

please do the LGBTQ community, you could offend people who have more than 7 1/2 brain cells...... maybe not, but at least they can get offended more than a sack of rotten potatoes

[@NecKKutR]

How to upset institutionalized people. e.g. Step 1: Say you didn't get vaxxed because "I just kinda get squeamish around needles, I hope that's cool, thanks for not judging."

[@siegnfeega]

That adrenaline you get in a life threatening situation and the feeling after you've made it makes you feel alive. SO ALIVE. You're just happy to survive, that's worth a good laugh :D

[@Moonshine449]

It really gives you more of an appreciation for life doesn’t it?

[@Akkorokamuy]

Not gonna lie I just felt like saying I appreciate the way your channel takes influence from other story time channels while having the newer aesthetic associated with the newer ones. Reminds me of Swoozie but updated basically. Cheers.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Also I say significantly wilder stuff than most of the other channels. Swoozie is big time so he's gotten significantly more PG

[@Akkorokamuy]

@@0ffendingeverybody yoo you hit the nail on the head right there, I’d probs say you remind me of old swoozie and that’s only because I stopped watching him a LONG time ago but even then your doing your own thing completely

[@MandraMockups]

Dude this is a grande informational video! I just got done with a call with a friend and this happened, talk about good timing

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'm always either right on time Energreen....or I'm running on CP time

[@vasiliarkhipov2121]

I was in the Marine Corps in Iraq and I was digging a trench to make bunkers. My buddy was out there with me on the ground and the siren went off that a mortar/rocket attack was incoming. We are out at this part of the base building a bunker specifically because it's too far away from other bunkers. So we have nowhere to go. We locked eyes, and I have no idea how, but with zero words we both agreed to get under the bulldozer I was operating. I slammed the blade into the deck, cut off the engine, leapt out of the thing, and went scrambling underneath the dozer. We were under there for like a second or two listening to the rounds impact the base and then we made eye contact. As soon as we did, we both burst into hysterical laughter. As each round hit, we laughed harder and harder. When it was over, we went back to work like it never happened. Now Marines are fucking psychos, so I'm not so sure it's good to be behaving in similar way, but at least you're not alone. ***Boring real reason: I studied what happens to the brain in combat(or any life and death crisis) and one of the things is you experience an extreme dopamine spike. Dopamine is what the most addictive drugs in the world elevate. So you were basically high as fuck during the confrontation. Then as soon as you knew you were safe, your body dumped a bunch more feel good biochemicals into you to reward you for surviving. Laughter is not an entirely uncommon response. Fun Fact: This dopamine spike is why people get addicted to War and other insanely dangerous behaviors.

[@toxic_handler]

Dude, I saw your comment and thought "why's it so long, no one is going to read the hole thing". Then I proceed to read the hole thing 😅

[@InstapotMarkling-bw5pu]

The laughter after the adrenaline is a dopomeine spike

[@4verage3arthling]

His stories get more insane each time

[@ferdiashaw8404]

Absolute legend! That’s incredible fair play!

[@RobCastleton]

1:19 "Think of it as like raw-dogging farm animals" Wowz, such perspective, very simile, so analogy!

[@Decay_theory]

this dude is like the uncle you meet once a year at charismas and he always tells story's about his past that lowkey, hit harder than any film ever made.

[@Harry-lx9hu]

"dont tell anyone who dosnt need to know" he says publicly on youtube

[@Biggieloa988]

This dude does not care about admitting his crimes. +40 respect

[@tasek7446]

Laughing can be a common way to deal with intensely stressful situations. Especially if it involves harm. For me it happend when i was out with friends and a storm happened that could wipe us out, but we were still dying laughing.

[@altnap]

I knew this channel was destined for greatness the first time I saw it.

[@bestaround0]

ive just been binging ur videos and this comes out?? amazing timing

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Don't think just do BobTheButton. If you think this is wild your in for one hell of a surprise when you see my other vids

[@bestaround0]

​@@0ffendingeverybody just gonna say the outro definitely made me press the button

[@0ffendingeverybody]

@@bestaround0 It's hhhhhard to say no

[@bestaround0]

@@0ffendingeverybody 😏

[@PalFox-nr7vd]

you better dont do a face reveal couse police might get interested

[@Seth-gq7my]

They can't arrest him stupid

[@MannyTorres-b2u]

Damn bro you the real one for responding to as many comments as possible thats the type of shit thats gonna keep you relevant and your pockets fat

[@gregorahlin6461]

damn he scraped the wall once and his 3 series turned into an a5

[@erinerious9756]

😂😂this dude never misses

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I bang on all cylinders Vile Doodles

[@jlo2715]

Glad you made it out safe and love the channel. Found it just a week ago and hooked. Your style reminds me of Dick Figures

[@maximilianpointl9423]

I rarely comment on videos, but man you are a legend, your content is just funny as shit

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Maximillian. Got more bangers coming soon

[@lathan7360]

Wtf bro 😢 this is why people can't get money cuz nobody wants to team up

[@levibarns7576]

He has the best character design by far

[@isaacnewton1643]

Another banger. I guess your lucky u made a 1000 IQ play bc most ppl wouldn’t have.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

You always gotta plan ahead Issac

[@GeniusOverlord69]

Love that he admits to a literal crime

[@nickstrande2569]

Dude your subs went up like crazy the last couple days

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Just out here grinding everyday Nick

[@mrhorrorgaming6909]

I got robbed in 2017 and when I watched them drive away in my truck I started laughing. Mainly cause my gas light had just come on and he stole $20 from me as well. So basically he just kindly volunteered to go put gas in my truck for me

[@zero95lucky]

Did you get your truck back?

[@tgcgtheviewer]

Honestly this was such a smart move

[@icetea622.]

Bro almost got turned into walter white lmfaooo 💀

[@zenkaline]

Every time I see an upload I already know some shenanigans are about to be exposed. Keep it up dude

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I like to keep peeps hungry for more T0xicStatic

[@sohamgupta5609]

Bro found a way to make a masterclass on how to sell drugs 💀

[@gabrielesgaravatti3883]

bro keep up the great work 🙌

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate it Gabriele. Got more bangers coming soon

[@kodiakshaiiko]

love u bro

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Appreciate you Xen

[@ARSLENE]

Congrats for you to make it out without getting problems.

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

"dont tell anyone that dosent. Need. To. know." * Proceeds to post it on youtube *

[@4ntwi]

ngl I would not have been that smart about that drug deal 😮‍💨😭

[@123gamervlogs3]

I love the vids bro you deserve more subscribers

[@hobeone1192]

I used to sell coke...it's not worth it.

[@HaraltarXfootball897]

My dad did… got arrested for 17 years twice. Def isn’t worth it, but he only served half each sentence bc half was on probation

[@MochiFam]

You laughing in ur car sounded so maniacal I hope ur okay my dude 😂

[@estonia__]

dalm you a gangster XD

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Gangster > Man whos made poor decisions

[@Crus1fx]

The longbeachgriffy of sketch vids im loving it

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

Don't forget rule 7, have something (non lethal) to defend yourself incase that would happen like peppers pray or a taser

[@rife133]

bro 2 mins in and this shit funny af, good work

[@bobbyblunt4208]

I was buying dmt 5 years ago in the back of a supermarket parking lot from a guy who called himself ninja who wanted to sell me his chemistry set and detections on how to make it and he was also leaving my part of the country to go to Cali all I can say is it was some good dmt 😂

[@thatseasygames4116]

Laughing after something like that is a form of shock where your body makes you laugh (I don't even know a doctor by name)

[@megbutler2478]

Bro drank the max charisma potion

[@stevenstorms1907]

How does this guy not have million subs?

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I know right

[@oziumxf3882]

4:23 I like to call that the laugh of survival basically laughing after a really life or death situation.

[@lorenzolinnekamp6438]

bro is smart af

[@ThD_Walnut]

Had similar situation once the difference was that he had a gun

[@0ffendingeverybody]

I'll consider myself lucky then Walnut

[@ThD_Walnut]

@@0ffendingeverybody not really he wasn't that aggressive but still

[@Gandalf-20-11]

Bro said,'Bragging gets you caught' while basically bragging about it😂

[@dauedo4245]

You probably started to laugh since thats what your brain does when it doesnt know what the fuck is happening.

[@rookapooka4873]

Did you just admit to selling weed

[@Pmeawesome]

Shh…snitches get stitches

[@SlimSpooky_Official]

Damn, i have two kids and a cooking job with no aspirations 🤣🤣

[@Dr.ideeee]

Ngl what a great way of thinking by chatting you friend the plate number why didnt i ever think of that

[@jbsprayy]

you smart asf for that one lmao

[@Alan-bq5ym]

Fbi - " dont mind me just watching "

[@Jack_The_Loser_Loner]

your outro reminds me of rick and morty

[@Jack_The_Loser_Loner]

no idea why

[@julius_the_cat.]

bro just admitting this on youtube, bro has balls of steel

[@10fkind-e5l]

The fact your not arrested is beyond me, you really should not have made this and the fact your not canceled is surprising

[@labrat6615]

More of these videos please

[@guyinaroom7771]

You're a smart guy

[@jimmyjewtron2845]

ik stupid asf and people really like “this some breaking bad shit” 😂

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Exactly Guy In A Room

[@flechette3782]

Lesson of the story...just keep working at IHOP until you get a better job.

[@drivepov2585]

Got scared cause the bmw you used looks exactly like mine but then remembered I’m not a drug dealer

[@harveytrillo1091]

Bro you're relatable 😅

[@FilibusterObstructica]

Bro activated gear 5 thas what 4:26

[@lobsangpanggam4948]

enjoy your content just wanna know your home's location love DEA Control Bureau

[@mello7889]

hence why u keep a gun

[@Tamonke]

This will be fun to see in court.

[@skrrskrrrr99]

0:40 thats not gonna work. dogs can smell it.

[@antnoknee]

Blud broke his own rule 0:51

[@Wallyoggie]

At 4:27 you start breaking bad laughing

[@SodaPoPLo13]

"Tell no one", then proceeds to upload a whole video

[@RobloxBrainity]

Bros life is a movie

[@warofworlds]

Bro is the king of poor decisions

[@cristicarp4379]

when a normal person tries to sell )))

[@joysulislamjony]

Taking notes boss🔥🔥

[@sanndwichh1]

stickman you had the crazy life eva

[@bl1tz533]

4:27 oah yeah mate thats the big balls laugh.

[@lunaticgaming7967]

Is that what it is? I call it my crazy laugh because it makes NO SENSE why it's fucking happening!!! LMFAO

[@LilMexicanoX]

Sir, have you ever listened to the "Rapp Snitch Knishes" by MF DOOM?? Yea he wasnt just talking about rappers 💀

[@konapepe]

"Uhh, flower vase??"

[@LorJrackzz]

Bro gave a whole tutorial on how to drug deal😂

[@LittleTea62]

A thing breaking bad teachers you is dont deal with crack heads

[@rossanavezzosi2580]

Bro became walter white 💀

[@thebumkiestbumpkin]

I got shanked once. That's how i got circumcised

[@Crester_Green411]

4:25 I had this same exact thing happened to me once. I was bombing a hill on my skateboard by myself and didn’t expect to be going as fast as I was. Right at the bottom of the hill when I was going the fastest I lost balance and fell straight on my side. I think I blacked out because I only remember sliding down the rest of the hill. I was in so much pain so I sat a laid down on the curb. All of a sudden I start laughing so hard a started choking. I’m pretty sure I was laughing at the fact that I got bodied but at the moment I had no idea why I was.

[@POKERIPS13]

Bro admitted to doing a crime💀

[@KhanKush]

Crimes*

[@D1enamic]

cratulation to 1 mn subs🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Artty317]

So he just casually confessed to a crime... nice

[@Unexpectedpillow14]

Well his identity is hidden so he can even confess to a murder and get away with it

[@Artty317]

Yeah

[@Unexpectedpillow14]

@@Artty317 And now after this video he will probably think twice before releasing a face reveal

[@Artty317]

Yup

[@toxic_handler]

He could always say NOT based on a true story if he gets brought to court and this mans IQ is through the roof so he'd get out of trouble real quick

[@lukecowley470]

You laughed because you knew you was right, :)

[@matthewmonteagudo679]

Selling pot is for children

[@Marcalfaro42]

Should’ve hit up my friend Walter he lives in Albuquerque

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Be risky to cross state lines Yungdogo

[@yassinebdl8638]

Did you max your charisma stat cause bro you talk yourself out of most situations and have the best comebacks to fuck with people 😂

[@BradyRankin-sk1ur]

like raw''dog'gin a chicken 💀💀