1,000,000 STAR WARS ARMY RESCUE THE PRESIDENT FROM SUCCUBUS | Battle Simulator 2 | UEBS 2

[@ClayLoomis1958]

This teaches a valuable lesson to the kids; When hordes of succubi show up, it's always wise to have plenty of Jedi around.

[@enospitch9466]

Yeah!

[@icosthop9998]

Yep

[@mahande88]

If you zoom in on Biden, all you hear from the unit is, "Where am I?"

[@deadasd1sc0]

And Biden beat Trump like a rented mule in both their debates so think how bad the orange cult leader is!

[@icosthop9998]

That is *"NOT"* funny 🤨 Because ⬇️ . It is the Truth 😳

[@spencerhartlage541]

I'm pretty sure all u hear is I shit my pants

[@TheNyxmaster]

Hahaha !! I didn't expect to see Biden... I was expecting a random white dude in suit... That s*t had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@icelinx]

Mistake: The president has to fall asleep imediately ...

[@karlpeterson9334]

At least he's not sniffing children's hair.

[@icelinx]

@@karlpeterson9334 : Not in this video ...

[@jacksfullybooked]

this was closeeeee... perhaps 10 fewer yoda and 15% reduction in jedi and Biden would have had his ass in his hands. Props BNM!

[@gavincross2902]

Let's go Brandon

[@89PWRRAM]

I wonder how many of the running around Jedi have foot injuries do to the dead Jedi's tight grip not allowing there light sabers to turn off.

[@raebtumry]

Let's Go Brandon!!!!!! Corn Pop is a Waste of thought!

[@ClayLoomis1958]

It's something for Trump to whine about while he's in prison for treason.

[@raebtumry]

Brandon needs to be in prison for treason

[@richr.7698]

​@@ClayLoomis1958If anyone belongs in prison, it's your boy and his administration.

[@ClayLoomis1958]

@@richr.7698 Yeah, tell me why. Tell me how Biden has betrayed our country. Trump sucked Putin's dick for 4 years. That doesn't bother you?

[@danielm4436]

@@richr.7698 How can you guys honestly say if one of them belongs in prison and not the other. If one of them does then they all do. Be consistent or none of this country's problems will ever change. Vote em all out. We can have differences but lets vote for people who aren't shady af.

[@austingreen1274]

Love this set up. This map is enormous. Who knew a couple dozen Yodas and Biden are indestructible.

[@karlpeterson9334]

Maybe they realize that Biden is too clueless to be dangerous.

[@michaelreed9852]

Awesome simulation though

[@pretsof]

Well now, seems a waste of good Yoda's and Jedi's to me.

[@RandomAxeOfKindness]

Seems like a waste of good succubi.

[@michaelreed9852]

But you still got to rescue the president of matter what

[@matthartrum2196]

Never wanted the Jedi to lose before now

[@rufusgoldstein2655]

They still didn't though

[@karlpeterson9334]

You must hate Star Wars.

[@RandomAxeOfKindness]

Star Wars forces badly need ranged units, here. But the mutterings of dozens of Yodas is solid gold.

[@johnross6314]

Those muttering were the over dubbed squeaky voice of uncle FJB Biden.

[@genie7172]

Nice battle. Thought the succubus were thrown in piecemeal into the light saber meat grinder.

[@andrewcapone3345]

The Yodas' light sabers were too dull...they should be a brilliant bright green....as bright as the Jedi's blue!! A ball of bright green laser with Succubus deflecting off it!

[@Танкбилц]

Баланс у тебя Совсем,в пользу джедаев

[@paolothegamer4388]

Nice battle❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@yborciteno]

Succubi seem to have a lot of hit points. 😮

[@johnross6314]

Some people might suggest, why the rescue? 😎

[@MrHereWeGoYo]

"Come on man!" 😂

[@peterbrophy5739]

I am an outsider and from the land of Oz 🇦🇺 and I don't know your political persuasion but unfortunately, I think your president's fallen asleep 😅😅

[@ClayLoomis1958]

Well, asleep is better than on his knees, sucking Putin, like our last president did.

[@icosthop9998]

😴

[@enospitch9466]

What a brawl!

[@lichanyanthan5684]

I miss the advancing waves of the Jedi.

[@larryogbatman6293]

Lakes of blood dang good ninja

[@AngelGalarza69]

Can someone please tell me how many succubus is there i cant hardly see the numbers on the top corner is to dam small isn freaking halfway blind darn it

[@williamdavis8855]

That huge blood spray at 1:13:55 was crazy

[@alexmac2805]

Cool man.

[@byrondhouston]

Great battle !!

[@member57]

FJB

[@OUTLAWMILITIA]

What is the music you use for the background

[@thebosstex1172]

How many succubi are there?

[@sonnyechols5140]

Ok the man can’t ride a bike or walk up a flight of stairs soooo wtf is this bs

[@AngelGalarza69]

Cant see exactly how many troops on the numbers on the corner its to small to see hiw many succubus are there to begin with?

[@BattleNoMercy]

3m

[@Buses2Bikes]

The Star Wars Army should of stayed home for this one......

[@samueljackson2478]

Where are the Ninjas and Wolverine.

[@EchoMirage72]

10 fucking minutes spent on the demons on the side of the mountain. Just fucking move on already

[@countrylivin316]

Man why do all.these people who do these simulators all ways leave troops sitting somewhere. Make them troops go into the damn battle. Omfg that urks me to no end.

[@anth5189]

Why are we rescuing Biden?