1-1 But It's An EXTREMELY Tight Speedrun

[@lordneeko]

"Chris, make me look awesome" "Chris, make me look smart" Chris is under paid. 😏

[@aWMG_YT]

agreed

[@keilancarroll2459]

No matter how much money he gets, hes still underpaid if you ask me.

[@WavemasterAshi]

Actually, "make me look awesome" is easy - just splice DGR's camera over footage of a good player!

[@aWMG_YT]

true

[@aWMG_YT]

@@WavemasterAshi DGR ROAST

[@jdotoz]

1) There is almost certainly a market for human cheese. 2) You almost certainly don't want to interact with it.

[@G_Game_MII]

WTF!?

[@jdotoz]

@@G_Game_MII That's about right.

[@TheZotmeister]

9:39 After the setup, I was already playing the piano part in my head when... yeah, *that* played instead. Chris done both DGR and I dirty on that one 😆

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Chat is so helpful on that speedrun level. “why dont you just play better???” 😂

[@jdotoz]

Hey, it worked, didn't it?

[@CreatorofSecks]

“I have ethics here, okay?” “…maybe if you got celebrities…” You sure you got ethics, Dave?

[@Nick_Lyston]

At least the celebrities could give consent, none of these “exotic” animals could, they’d be consigned to lives of misery just as cows are. Anyone who defends milk would have to consent to being a mouse living under the rule of cats. I’d rather die free, although no one with a conscience would wish me to be born at all.

[@saraross8396]

9:39 Chris never disappoints.😁

[@MisterVercetti]

That discussion about "exotic" cheeses reminds me of that Cow & Chicken episode about the King and Queen of Cheese. "This one is making bucket cheese. This one is making water tower cheese! Here, have some _weasel cheese!_ Haystack cheese, silo cheese, grandma cheese. I even tried making _horse cheese._ Dog cheese, hyena cheese, lizard cheese, _duck cheese!"_

[@RoninCatholic]

I'd try weasel cheese or hyena cheese.

[@ezrabeltz]

10:18 Dave: you guys know I am rhythm daddy Dave in every other rhythm level he’s played: I couldn’t rhythm and to save my life

[@WTheW_gaming]

2:34 "I thought I was hot stuff... till I arm-wrestled my grandma"

[@hquest]

13:08 - "RYTHEM IS MY LIFE"; "Rhythm" From the archives of "why I did not compete on Spelling Bee", by Dave, circa 2024.

[@phosphorus4]

“compete on spelling bee” …just saying…

[@hquest]

@@phosphorus4 my point exactly 😂

[@Gameboy-64]

Ain't no way there was a whole conversation about what you could get milk from.

[@kubo7553]

💀💀💀

[@kubo7553]

"Maybe celebrities..." 💀

[@SirHurricane_]

Not the first time either

[@melindawaits9981]

Human milk is actually really expensive. If you want to feed your baby human milk but you are not lactating, it's expensive.

[@minedone1236]

A much more weird question to think about is how was milk discovered? A guy wanted to squeeze a cows udders??

[@SrSanchez5665]

4:30 it reminds me of the “Meet the parents” scene 😂😂😂 “I got nipples can you milk me”😂😂😂

[@Kinta8888]

You think gamer girl bathwater was hot, wait untill youve tried gamer girl cheese

[@montymole2]

the 1-1 speedrun level is basically just "you need to be perfect at mario games, otherwise you will fail"

[@BeeCeeJay]

Great episode as always. Neat touch that the rhythm level was synched up with the music pretty perfectly.

[@BR-jw7pm]

One-Two: it’s always 1-1 this and 1-1 that… I hate living in my bro’s shadow! I’m the Luigi of levels!!

[@EraX52]

4:21 "Can you milk a kitty." Is something I thought I would have never heard in my life. That was funny 🤣

[@wasaga98]

His daughters showed a Meet The Parents moment.

[@delisamccoy6500]

Yep. "I have n!pples, Greg, could you milk me?"

[@mike1024.]

Now just imagine how amazing these levels would have been had the creative ideas been used in original levels!

[@JamesP7]

Would’ve been less amazing because remix culture is cooler.

[@BilbusBaggins]

I havent watched thhe video but i remember in smm1 there was a fun 1-1 level where you had to do corner boosts and stuff to reach the end

[@NismoZXT]

9:55 Chris understood the assignment and executed perfection.

[@midnightdumpster7000]

I know you said not to go there , but Only Fans Cheese would be huge.

[@Thenintndokid]

2:40 “I thought I was hot stuff, until I arm wrestled my grandma”-DGR 2024

[@Robin-pn6bh]

5:56 Dave going down a dangerous road LMAO

[@guiltytrain3689]

Chris is a genius.

[@ThatMaxEhrlich]

I enjoy Dave for his spontaneous and unprovoked Cool Runnings reference

[@lemmings1892]

11:20 Nitrome fr did one of the best flash games back in the days

[@ivancovers]

If you want to go where he finally beats the level 9:15

[@arkmusic8948]

Its always an awesome day when DGR uploads!

[@brendanallum1610]

1:59 ‘insert Squidward choking on fork’

[@samurai2871]

I want to eat snake cheese. I am always hearing people talk about milking snakes… make me snake cheese.

[@TylerMRedman76]

There was a famous chef a few years ago who was making cheese from his wife’s milk. True story.

[@Robcer724]

Morgan freeman: “Chris did not put chariots, Chris did not make it look amazing. In fact he made Dave look even more of a dingus than usual”

[@NFITC1]

The problem with "exotic cheeses" is the chemical makeup of most mammal's milk don't translate well into cheese. It's all about the fat content and the bacteria's reaction to it. It's a chemical thing why we don't have cheeses from anything other than bovines (which have very relatively fatty milk). It takes too much milk from other animals to make a sizable amount of cheese.

[@RoninCatholic]

Caprids aren't bovines, but we do have less sheep and goat cheese than cow cheese.

[@trexpanda]

Christ making Dave look foolish is the greatest part about these videos.

[@Hylian_Reploid]

You wanna know what the best Cheerios ever made is, Cheerios Oat Crunch, honey and oats flavor! It's sweet and has the most delicious honey flavor, and some of the oats fall to the bottom of your bowl as you eat it, so after you're done eating the Os you can spoon up the mounds of oats off the bottom for a doubly delicious treat, like two cereals in one!

[@YoghurtKiss]

I have during the last 12 months eaten more exotic things than I ever thought I would try. I ate Kangaroo meat, Zebra, Alligator, tried Ostrich egg and durian fruit. I could def. see a market for "exotic cheese".

[@SupraBagels]

I love how DGR started to talk about eating cheese from humans😂

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

“Exotic fromage” sounds like a George Constanza idea. I say that knowing full well I would absolutely buy hamster Parmesan 😂

[@Sir_Scrypts]

My favorite MiniClips game was Save the Sheriff, where you play the Sheriff's pet pig trying to rescue him from a gang of outlaws who nabbed him.

[@xinjango6791]

haha, the cutscene was epic 😀

[@SmartAlec86]

I don't know about Giraffe cheese. But the movie Wonka reveals that he makes chocolate with Giraffe milk. And I don't know about cheese, but there is a market for human milk.

[@MidnightWonko]

"Astetic?" It's aesthetic. Where did the TH go?

[@eriksarcasm6787]

Hamster parmesan... an interesting phrase. Hamster parmigiana.... disturbing.

[@SSXVegeta]

Now we need to combine the rhythm with tight speed run lol

[@OliverJacobs-rp1pj]

Amouranth made beer maybe she’ll make cheese

[@Happy-American]

10:30 How did the on/off switch not off-screen? 🤔

[@dougawesomecities]

Knee pockets are a far better idea than celebrity cheese

[@AZ-rl7pg]

I can guarantee there'd be a market for human cheese, wouldn't even need to be celebrities.

[@afterhours2103]

Box. BOX. BOX!!! That was super funny yo.

[@lazer8172]

The miniclip game you were talking about is highwire!

[@thatboybear]

Dave had a Howard Dean moment. 😂

[@jasongrager8553]

Same here it’s my favorite kind to watch you play

[@NanobotNinja]

Dgr never disappoints! 🔥🔥🔥

[@concernedcommenter8258]

“I am paid to edit funny videos, not to do it exactly how you tell me to.” - Chris

[@ianivie8175]

4:55 In FNAF 6: Sister Location hand unit voice: Exotic butters

[@Meddourk]

bro jumpscared me💀 10:00

[@hquest]

"RYTHEM is my life" - Dave, 2024

[@steveh6612]

4:39 you can milk an almond lol

[@jordanlowman6924]

Dave, aka DGR the Epic God Gamer got all the stuff!

[@thelegomoose1331]

A company named how the heck are you supposed to do that... Interesting name of a company😂

[@durk5331]

Celebrity Cheese Sounds AMAZING!!!!

[@mog1755]

Hamster Parmesan is such a dnd character name

[@grumpus_hominidae]

9:30 did anyone count how many attempts that was in the Livestream?

[@Gwilfox]

Watching the stairs made me feel pain, There’s a much more consistent way of doing it

[@POSSUM_chowg]

14:15 I swear that lightning is saying "among us"

[@SUPER7X]

The Nitrome game Dave mentioned is Skywire.

[@bryanitzol164]

11:31 THATS WHAT SHE SAID 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZipplyZane]

If you like frosted cheerios, surely you could make something similar by adding sugar to regular cheerios.

[@phosphorus4]

Don’t call him-…never mind …

[@CaptainYellow2085]

18:14 - 18:48 lol

[@scifisoldier]

Those stairs look good

[@ezrabeltz]

Dave should start adding a speed run timer like in professional speed runs use so we know how long it took to do this

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Cheerios are healthy because they're made with hole grains. 😂😂😂

[@bradkohl99]

Why did this turn into a discussion about celebrity cheese.

[@TakeWalker]

them perfect stairs tho :D

[@pattoner8398]

I wonder if the p switch was in the block covered with the icicle at the beginning, damage boost to hit it

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

“Oh wait theres a clear condition”

[@TheNovoNoob]

I love Chris.

[@CommacazyFreak]

There was a creamery in the UK I believe that made human ice cream.

[@shadowsmirk]

I did not think you could do it. Well done! GG!

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

9:53 I like Chris's version better, tbh KEKW

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Just label the cheese as from a celebrity even if it's not.

[@Smylex64]

Just stoping by to say hi, and sub ofc

[@JamesP7]

Don’t worry Dave, I can’t ever spell Rhythum either… 😅

[@ThewMiller]

KZbin definitely played a Cheezit commercial right inbetween the Formage / celebrity section. Lololol

[@SeekNKnow]

I'd eat me some Jenna Ortega cheese.

[@j.corbygaming]

10:05 Bros soundin like a Bungee Zombie

[@KeeperBvK2]

Is this a really old episode, or why does Dave talk about his exotic cheese endeavour as if this was the first time?

[@aloysiusexpialidocious]

Dolphin cheese!

[@joeyjoseph8837]

Delphine cheese

[@Yurupari]

Hard Daddy 😂

[@sofcal]

That edit :D

[@e2myearly288]

I'd buy some DGR cheese

[@M_Alexander]

Imagine getting both eggs and milk from the same animal. Not sure how to milk a platypus or echidna though

[@titush.3195]

That'd be the craziest omelette ever

[@spellxthief]

Knipples the Echidna

[@M_Alexander]

@@spellxthief Nipples the Enchilada is a well established and beloved character

[@M_Alexander]

So apparently Platypus eggs are tiny (11mm) and spend three quarters of their gestation internally being laid so they're not really suitable for eating _but_ their milk is apparently super nutritious! Good luck milking one, though; they don't have nipples and instead just sort of sweat it out

[@phosphorus4]

⁠@@titush.3195 Almost as crazy as Scrambled Eggs Super-Dee-Duper-Dee-Booper Special Deluxe À La Peter T. Hooper!

[@DJDroz-gh5nt]

It's kinda funny that we start out so reliant on our mother's milk, but then completely forget that it's a thing until we either get a little sibling or in school. Or we start asking questions because we see someone milking something that's not a cow. Fun Fact: the platypus actually sweats milk.

[@phosphorus4]

…but is it ACTually sweating?…

[@DJDroz-gh5nt]

@@phosphorus4 it's coming out of their skin. It's more of a maternal thing that a means of cooling off though since they're semi aquatic meaning they usually live near water.

[@RoninCatholic]

Cheese from the milk of _small_ mammals, like anything smaller than a sheep or goat, simply wouldn't be economical. Stuff would be _expensive_ no matter how it tasted. I do think Exotic Fromage is a much more viable business idea than Wanna Pizza, and less obnoxious. I know _I_ would like to try cheese made from the milk of an unusual mammal I like, if it was available for purchase and within the price range of my impulse purchases.

[@YaBoiSneedMan]

hard daddy 😭

[@M_Alexander]

1-1 is the most optimized speed run in gaming history but that doesn't make it easy

[@Juice_Josh]

Chris is a national treasure

[@ratspew932]

Rat cheese is hilarious but you'll need like a ton of rat mommas and a complicated miniatures device with 10-12 milk sucking uhh things for each nipple, several of them probably. It would probably be expensive even considering rats reproduce at a ridiculous rate. Still like. There would probably be a market for that because rat cheese is a funny word combination.

[@KajenIII]

there is a place called "Bird in Hand" Pennsylvania and there is an amish farm that sells camel milk